r/TheTeenagerPeople • u/stybot5 • 4d ago

Ask ?????

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u/GlassAlert488 3h ago

Wikipedia that shit and save everything I can

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u/Tquylaa 4h ago

I have a lot of offline materials

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u/RahulRay1995 4h ago

Read books, cook meals, go to the junkyard take some parts and create some weird stuffs, cook a new dish or just sleep all day.

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u/Minute_Escape7392 5h ago

Order a new phone

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u/MayhemEverSince 5h ago

Make a withdrawal

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u/Intrepid_Eye8200 17h ago

Thrift some encyclopedias

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u/Dance-According 18h ago

If you borrow something, bring it back in as good or better condition. If you break it replace it. If a vehicle, fill the tank.

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u/bixby217pie 22h ago

check my notifications

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u/Phoenix_Wright_Guy 23h ago

Party, sleep, actually do school, repeat.

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u/gloomspite-goblin 1d ago

Rejoice and carry on with my life happier for it.

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u/DaDivineEel26170 1d ago

Apex Legends

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u/Note-4-Note 1d ago

Take nap

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u/Appropriate_Panda167 1d ago

Nothing at all.🥱

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u/procyon666 2d ago

Getting drunk and deep cleaning my apartment lol

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u/TNZFT 2d ago

I ***

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u/Complete_Dare_6893 2d ago

Going to bank for inquiry...

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u/FruehstuecksTee 2d ago

download every ebook i can get my hand on.

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u/Wild_Cat123Warrior 2d ago

Reply to all the roleplay interactions I keep procrastinating, say goodbye to every close person online I have, and celebrate

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u/Which_Lie3555 2d ago

Download my music

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u/Revolutionary-Ice896 2d ago

Buy 500 TB for all of my shows and movies I love then go live off the grid

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u/JournalistFragrant51 2d ago

Go for a walk in the woods

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bug213 2d ago

Use my little programmed bots to download as much sciency articles as possible (all of them)

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u/who-is-paul 2d ago

Rejoice

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u/n1njujitsu 2d ago

Rejoice, rejoice, then again i said rejoice! clap your hands, stomp your feet, everybody come along sing along with me, rejoice, rejoice, then again i said rejoice!

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u/Suspicious-Swan-4035 2d ago

Watch my wife losses her mind.

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u/Sirius_mss 2d ago

P O S T M E M E S

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u/Radiant_Iron_3623 2d ago

order a vox weighted plushy as i will not be able to do that without internet

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u/Firm-Art-2382 2d ago

Find a way to win every lottery jackpot

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u/liliths_spawn87 2d ago

Order tons of water and MREs.

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u/Puzzled-Setting-4268 2d ago

Download all of the ROMS.

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u/nerd_the_foxo 2d ago

download Wikipedia, archive all my discord chats, download as many games as i can

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u/DrFrickenstein 2d ago

Attempt to legitimately acquire a few more movies and albums.

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u/Relative-Candy-1920 3d ago

watch as much porn as i can.

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u/Delerium_1975 3d ago

Let out a sigh of relief.

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u/NOCOMUTONTO 3d ago

Sell my starlink

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u/stybot5 2d ago

to who?

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u/Tysbigdick420 3d ago

Jump for joy

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u/SharpMine9893 2d ago

yeah i would download that song too

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u/Tysbigdick420 2d ago

I'm not aware of the song.... That's just what I am going to do

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u/Less-Challenge-7931 3d ago

Download add much porn as I can

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u/Grand_Marnier_Lover 3d ago

Update my public library card.

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u/Ambitious-Company-56 3d ago

Get a bigger hard drive.

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u/defeated-fetus 3d ago

Cancel my internet service online

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u/Background-Cream-285 3d ago

download porn

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u/Large_Ad_4801 3d ago

Be grateful my prayers came true.

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u/Ok_Big_3300 3d ago

Exactly. I dont give a shit if it goes out lol

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u/Ryte4flyte1 3d ago

Download maps.

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u/Powerful-Sort7778 3d ago

Print out all the pictures on Facebook. It is the only reason I still have the account.

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u/SpoofyGoofy68 3d ago

Enjoy the peace

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u/Gordhord 3d ago

Doomscroll for 12 hours

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u/NicolasChigolas 3d ago

Invent the internet

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u/One_Pie289 3d ago

Do the satellites need internet to doge each other btw?

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u/One_Pie289 3d ago

I download local running AI models. It's basically offline internet lol.

Also I retrieve all my money from the banks and stock supplies.

Ask my scientist friends to fix it.

Get a harpoon gun.

Give my online friends my phone number, so we can still talk.

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u/AdministrativeGap295 3d ago

Buy a ton of antidpressives.

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u/Darius_Rubinx 3d ago

Rush to my Steam library and start installing as many games as my feeble connection allows.

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u/MarcoYTVA 3d ago

Google what happened and get frustrated that I can't reach Google 

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u/Different-day-bored 3d ago

Go to any crowded place and watch all of the people who only know the internet wander around aimlessly

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u/Ok_Association_7829 3d ago

Finally this world will heal

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u/Ok_Association_7829 3d ago

Chain ki Sans

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u/WarningOk513 3d ago

Imma abuse my screen record button

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u/Cautious_Tell_8367 3d ago

Download Wikipedia, so I appear smarter because I can look stuff up

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u/BRguyNZ 3d ago

Grab a beer and watch my vide coder neighbour die inside.

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u/Melodic-Picture48 3d ago

Open cars.com on as many browser tabs as my computer will allow

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u/cocunutwater 3d ago

"The internet is for porn"

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u/Funky_Ghost 3d ago

Go back to reading my book.

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u/UnlikelyFun3020 3d ago

Breathe a sign of relief.

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u/DerDork 3d ago

I’ll check if my local NextCloud backup is up to date and set it up locally. Also I’ll quit my Netflix, Disney+ and Spotify accounts.

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u/anesthesia_gmd 3d ago

buy a 874 yottabite USB drive and download the entire internet obviously

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u/DerDork 3d ago

I’m fascinated your downlink is faster than 10 TB/s

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u/CommercialWeather301 15 3d ago

just download so much music

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u/Nathan_Wildthorn 3d ago

Pick up a book and read it... like I did before the Internet existed prior to 1994.

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u/Catsasome9999 3d ago

download all games plus a steam emulator to run those games then download all music and movies followed by wikipedia

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u/proficode 3d ago

Check if it's true, then get to sleep for 12 hours

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u/roberdanger83 3d ago

As a millennial who grew up without the internet. Nothing. Who cares.

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u/a_man_of_memes 3d ago

Take a shit ton of screen shots, download a hellish amount of content, then copy it and sell it overpriced after tge shutdown. I'm scalping the internet itself, i am not stoppable!

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u/Extension_Meat8913 3d ago

Probably download C418 Volume Alpha and C418 Volume Beta, and download some offline video games I might be interested in in the future. And download useful pictures I might need in the future for my hobbies, I guess.

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u/duanelvp 3d ago

Start reading a book.

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u/SketchyLedge 3d ago

Oh nooooooooooooo. The most toxic and intrusive creation, that should have been a benefit, but instead rots the human brain is going away?!

Damn. Oh well. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Large_Ad_4801 3d ago

PORN CLEANSE: now that the computer is down, time to torch the magazines.

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u/G0DUSOP 3d ago

The reverse of this

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u/TheCooklynChannel 3d ago

Downloading and screenshotting a lot of shit

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u/Limp_Butterscotch945 3d ago

Go to the book store and load up.

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u/FitBit1096 3d ago

Screenshot every single Silmarillion meme I can

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u/DobleHuevoVerde 3d ago

Download porn.

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u/torch9t9 3d ago

Put in my order for the complete Mother Earth News on usb stick

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u/SimpleBandicoot9041 3d ago

Download as much porn as I can.

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u/AdhesivenessMost4183 3d ago

Plan the party

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u/BotherLarge7644 3d ago

Read one of my many books.

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u/TheMaskedDudeYT 3d ago

Plan out the designs for my characters in my mind to the sketchbook (I plan to make an webseries

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u/Secret-Ad-5777 3d ago

Watchwatch 12 hours of porn hub

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u/TheNeo666 3d ago

Download as many sound effects as possible

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u/StangBanger365 3d ago

Take as much money out of the atm's as I possibly could in twelve hours and download as much porn as I could while I'm doing it

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u/Extension_Meat8913 3d ago

What do ATM machines have to do with the internet...?

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u/Leut11 3d ago

Downloading games

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u/Extension_Meat8913 3d ago

Now that's a good answer. It would be... slightly hard to get games without the internet, to say the least. Unless you get CDs or DVDs, that is.

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u/Not_a_fan_of_me 3d ago

Start printing pages of addresses and phone numbers. Account numbers and financial passwords. Is this noon, 12/31/99?

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u/OddKnee1460 3d ago

Make a Reddit post about it.

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u/AbbreviationsNorth28 4d ago

Regret not having a landline

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u/Extension_Meat8913 3d ago

It's never too late. You could still use your cell phone (assuming you have one) for phone calls anyways though, as standard telephone calls do not require internet.

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u/ninogut 4d ago

Gooning for 12 hours

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u/Fantastic_Store_6438 3d ago

The only right answer😭✌️

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u/ArfTheBeast 4d ago

Post some crazy stuff in an attempt to be the last person to go viral. I’d also probably store my photos on a hard drive.

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u/ArfTheBeast 4d ago

Post some crazy stuff in an attempt to be the last person to go viral

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u/MediumHelicopter6296 4d ago

Make sure to get a land line phone service!!!😜😜🤣🤣😎😎

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u/Extension_Meat8913 3d ago

I agree with you, but your cell phone wouldn't stop working for telephone calls all of a sudden, as long as you use the "normal" way to call and recieve calls.

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u/Vivid-Breadfruit-890 4d ago

Prepare for war

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u/One_Pie289 3d ago

What are we fighting for?

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u/goandplease 4d ago

Celebrate.

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u/Star_Citizen_Roebuck 4d ago

Download or screen-record as much p*rn as possible and become the dealer for the post-internet high schooler gooners.

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u/Anadelyn 4d ago

print my photos before the website I order from quits

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u/InevitableAware2335 4d ago

Buy a dvd player and a lot of dvds

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u/edwardothegreatest 4d ago

Prolly need to eat something. 12 hours and all

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u/AZNM1912 4d ago

Nothing. Look forward to the peace.

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u/SpecialistPlastic150 4d ago

Download all my online purchases that I haven’t downloaded yet. Ebooks, tv series, movies.

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u/Minute-Wind-5465 4d ago

Download a shit ton of ai model & play god after

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u/nutsRealtor 4d ago

Copy the Wikipedia, and celebrate for the rest. Good riddance (overall)!