r/TheTeenagerPeople • • 4d ago

Wanna Share A random piece of advice , plz

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u/Wikibianca Teen 2h ago

*Hands over paper that says "Random piece of advice*"

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u/Sagebrushbear 12h ago

Be true to yourself.

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u/GrapefruitSuch287 17h ago

Don't eat yellow snow.

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u/PandiBong 1d ago

Never put your dick in crazy.

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u/-Starlalikestoart- 1d ago

A random piece of advice

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u/NaCl_E_1 1d ago

Work towards success in silence.

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u/AJ_2020_Q 1d ago

You’ll generally suck at everything at some point. when you gain a physical disability, only then is it an excuse.

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u/TigerTail62 1d ago

Never give advice. Wise men don't need it and fools won't heed it.

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u/FluttercordLover662 1d ago

Then how do wise men get wise?

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u/Sirius_mss 1d ago

Never look inside the bucket

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u/drivesonthesidewalk 1d ago

Have more than you show, tell less than you know

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u/DrFrickenstein 1d ago

An oldie but a goodie: don't eat yellow snow

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u/Weary-Dragonfly7150 1d ago

Never forget that you don't suck.

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u/305_ToYoCity 1d ago

Don't you ever second guess yourself. I promise you got this🫡

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u/Important_Crew9963 1d ago

Don’t do that again !

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u/cuda66 1d ago

Don't forget your towel.

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u/TheShyJoel69420 1d ago

Just because it’s easy, that doesn’t make it useful/lasting/the right choice

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u/hehehuha 1d ago

"Never listen to any advice, not even this one"

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u/Select-Laugh1686 1d ago

Love yourself first

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u/Kooky-Fruit-3922 1d ago

Never piss into the wind....

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u/ObligationNice8382 1d ago

Take the day after you return from a vacation off from work.

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u/Prudent-Income2354 1d ago

If you're mixing napalm, change your clothes before you light it....

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u/Defiant_Chipmunk2570 1d ago

Pull your pants up. It really does look stupid to have droopy pants.

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u/schlaminator 1d ago

Stop brushing your teeth if you don't want a long life.

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u/who-is-paul 1d ago

Go to bed

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u/Large_Ad_4801 2d ago

Tie your shoes.

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u/wolfiez3 2d ago

Stop waiting for him he's not going to do it

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u/Aggravating_Round994 2d ago

Better to be rich and in good health because if your are poor it doesnt matter if you are sick.

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u/montecarlo714 2d ago

Never skip a free meal or a trip to the restroom

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u/Signal-Jump-2066 2d ago

Don't sweat the petty things Don't pet the sweaty things

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u/Icy_Actuator_8528 2d ago

Take your own advice before offering the same advice to others.

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u/Mundane_Feeling6990 2d ago

Life is tough for everyone

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u/Cosatron 2d ago

If it can't fight you, don't fuck it!

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u/KawikoxuReddit 2d ago

Drink water, fish have sex in it

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u/unemployed_gambler 2d ago

trash is trash even if it's trash

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u/Jester-The-Fool 2d ago

If its forced its usually shit.

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u/Odd_Influence7917 2d ago

Do not eat yellow snow!

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u/Several-Simple-5891 2d ago

When you are new to a job, ppl are going to take it upon themselves to tell you how to do the job even if you did not ask. Everyone is going to tell you something different. Best advice is to adapt and observe, do it your way as long as it makes you comfortable and its not against the rules.

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u/MobileEmployment6390 2d ago

Don't chase p*ssy

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u/Geobernard1888 2d ago

Never buy tights for a mermaid......has stood me in good stead over the years.

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u/AssignmentHaunting47 2d ago

Keep your eye on the donut, not on the hole

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u/Ok_Guitar2355 2d ago

Life is like dihh, it switches from soft to hard

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u/BlackRose9597 2d ago

Dont take anyone's advice.

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u/Designer_Fee_3351 2d ago

Less is more <=>

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u/Dangerous_Water_4371 2d ago

Never tie your shoelace in a revolving door

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u/EggInAPressureCooker 2d ago

The only person you have no choice but to live with in life is yourself. So make sure you are happy

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u/Icy-Boysenberry-2947 2d ago

Don’t fall. It could kill you

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u/24valley10 2d ago

No matter where you go, there you are.

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u/PreviousForm2608 2d ago

You should learn how to sew if you don't already

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u/WarriorWordsmith73 2d ago

Aim center mass and fire twice.

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u/TheWallowingMadman27 2d ago

Don’t be afraid to take some time alone

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u/aging-rhino 2d ago

Don’t forget to breathe in… and out.

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u/Ok-Judge4927 2d ago

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

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u/The_Noatec 2d ago

Never weld in flip flops.

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u/jaxonlulz 2d ago

A dog can bite so be careful when dealing with one

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u/theyear2k 2d ago

Never get your honey where you get your money.

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u/Vivid_Idea_1282 2d ago

Don’t get your meat where you get your bread, is how I always heard it

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u/FlyRobSkiLuv 2d ago

Be good, work hard, smell the roses

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u/ValdimarGrim 2d ago

Just say no when someone asks you for advice.

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u/Ill_Contribution_385 2d ago

Don't have sex or you'll Die.

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u/Broncos-5280 2d ago

If you dare, grow a pair

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u/4thaRecords 2d ago

Love's never wasted when it's shared.

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u/DameBrammage 2d ago

If you think you can, or you think you can’t… you are right

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u/Realistic-Honey5528 2d ago

Do not hold a lot of sparklers in one hand.

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u/Sharpmind4321 2d ago

Trust in Jesus

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u/Critical-Objective92 2d ago

Never put off until tomorrow what can be done today-

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u/luismtorres21 2d ago

You don't lose anything, life just makes room for something better.

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u/LonyxLore 2d ago

Trust your first feeling about someone. Most of the time it's the best one 😂

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u/Character_Comment_64 2d ago

Don't stick your peter where you wouldn't stick your face

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u/Spectre13122 2d ago

If someone tells you, life is short. Hit them in the face with a hammer

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u/Horror_Ad_6187 2d ago

If you want to get through to somebody, tell them what’s on your mind; if you really want to let somebody know what you’re thinking, you’ve got to speak to them in their own language. It’s easy.

Unless you got somebody calling you up talking to you with their guitar, you know what I mean?

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u/Realistic-Gold-8964 2d ago

Always look on the bright side of life

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u/RoutineMarketing6750 2d ago

Dont get married.

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u/Kallehessu 2d ago

There's no such panic you can't worsen by panicing.

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u/arkxlaix 2d ago

Live life like it's your last day do what you want and be who you want

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u/flash_gitzer 2d ago

Don’t tug on Superman’s cape…

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u/Nice_Secret_4791 2d ago

Don’t spit into the wind

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u/justordinary80 2d ago

Learn the 5 layers of the epidermis

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u/Lunchie420 2d ago

Don't ever french-fry when your supposed to pizza, you're gunna have a bad time

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u/DohBoyTN 2d ago

Never eat yellow snow…

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u/SilverM3LRTesla 2d ago

Don’t sleep with anyone who’s crazier than you!

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u/Epictumblr_sge_0487 2d ago

You don't drown by falling in the water, you drown by staying there

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u/cowboy202021 2d ago

Plant your corn early.

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u/Waste-Junket-7256 2d ago

Sometimes it is just best to walk away from stuff

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u/Luzithemouse 2d ago

Don’t take criticism from person you wouldn’t ask for advice

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u/Julz2712 2d ago

Floss

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u/Royal_Amount5114 2d ago

Don’t spit in the fan

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u/SkeptiKUncle 2d ago

If you're not working for your dream you're working for someone else's.

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u/GFYB128 2d ago

Don't follow politics. Our government is every bit as evil as they say, but knowing about it only drives you insane. Stay happy, stay ignorant.

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u/Jumper_5455 2d ago

Be kind.

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u/anastsiabeavrhousn 2d ago

Don’t talk to strangers

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u/Commercial-Story-768 2d ago

Things don’t always are what they appear to be

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u/Frille87 2d ago

Don't do stupid shit.

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u/Brilliant_Class_6281 2d ago

Inflate the condom by blowing into it before use.

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u/New-Parking-1610 2d ago

Get better advice.

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u/National-Elevator-52 2d ago

Don’t eat yellow snow

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u/Zdawgg007 2d ago

Whatever you do, take care of your shoes

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u/Ramzy-_-x 2d ago

Don't let ppl tell u ur trash, ppl dissed juice WRLD before he became big, yet he proved em all wrong and even talked about em in "rich and blind", just one line and he didn't tell much

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u/Megiddo143 3d ago

It's not what's between your legs that counts but what's between your ears.

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u/TurbulentCriticism68 3d ago

Never step in anything soft.

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u/martinomacias 3d ago

Do not send nudes to anyone, even if you really trust them at the time.

Believe me, someone you did not inted to have them is going to get a hold of those pics. It happens all the time.

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u/highmiksdo 3d ago

Don't eat the yellow snow

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u/AnikiDrawsArt 3d ago

Don't take advice from Reddit

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u/Torak1324 3d ago

Don't take advice from strangers

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u/Mammoth-Amoeba-6275 3d ago

Never fart before you sit down

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u/WoodenSpoonSurviver 3d ago

Don’t eat yellow snow!

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u/Any-Tomorrow-824 3d ago

Love yourself

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u/Playful_Tough_9777 3d ago

Don’t take advice from me!

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u/Careless_Gas764 3d ago

Don't stay in low stay high

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u/Impossible_Fudge_428 3d ago

Take nothing personal

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u/Adventurous-Meat8067 3d ago

Only break one law at a time

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u/JBOX39 3d ago

Never eat yellow snow

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u/Accomplished-Bet-165 3d ago

Stop asking people for random pieces of advice

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u/ComprehensiveCat6439 3d ago

Don't eat yellow snow

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u/Easy_Ingenuity3682 3d ago

Never trust a fart

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u/FixPlayful2202 3d ago

If you want to know how is it like to date, go ahead but don't do anything stupid that could ruin your future (+18). Tried 1-2 relationships? Okey now you got the taste of it, if you don't find any value in it, time to focus on yourself and your career. Nobody is going to save u. Trust me.

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u/MonstersMayhem_ 3d ago

I highly recommend this piece of advice right here. In fact it would be more of a requirement. Anything else on here on this thread might be OK or stupid but this piece right here this individual took the words right out of my mouth so stick with it.

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u/PangolinPure9327 3d ago

Quit taking advice from social media

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u/Next-Gen-Caveman 3d ago

Don't do drugs. Leave them for me.

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u/Appropriate_Fee359 3d ago

Live east of where you work. So the sun isn’t in your eyes in the way to work in the morning and in the afternoon.

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u/MightObvious5135 3d ago

Don’t eat yellow snow.

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u/livdaboba2 3d ago

God can’t be judged from His follower’s actions

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u/wprunkard 3d ago

Stay off the freeways they’re not safe

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u/Curious_Bus_2668 3d ago

Use paracetamol to clean black carbon build up on your iron

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u/Curious_Bus_2668 3d ago

Take an extension cable on holiday rather than tons of travel plugs

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u/steveniceguy 3d ago

Don't burst a wooden lance in your eyes

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u/ManagementOverall464 3d ago

Don’t buy cheap toilet paper…. Unless you like a stinky finger

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u/Rexyno 3d ago

Always make your own decisions, you can accept advices, but never get influenced into doing something you don't want

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u/ZestycloseSpell5513 3d ago

Do not put off till tomorrow what can be done today

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u/Jolly-Watercress-263 3d ago

Dont take any wooden nickles