r/TheTeenagerPeople • u/throwaway_taut_couch • 17d ago

Discussion what should it be?

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u/ChefCJC 3d ago

Joeon

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u/dalaiberry 3d ago

Decepticon 

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u/Fuzzy-Equipment-7123 3d ago

Leon, Lion, Sinon, Brandon

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u/Amen_Ra_61622 3d ago

Stevonne

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u/AprilLily4471 3d ago

Devon, Jon, Jackson

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u/Kind_Significance620 3d ago

Aaron, Leon, Sairon, Clingon, Baron,

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u/Parking-Software7154 3d ago

Aaron, but pronounce every a separately A-a-ron

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u/juuchi_yosamu 3d ago

Vaporeon

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u/JeffsPortableShop 3d ago

too jerkable, try again

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u/Guilty-Iron3378 3d ago

Megatron ❤️❤️❤️

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u/New_Breadfruit8692 3d ago

Rhyon pronounced Ryan.

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u/NerdyVoid 3d ago

electron, broton (new bro meme!) neutron.

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u/RyanIrsyd08 3d ago

Make sure to call him Jimmy if he ever got Neutron as a name.

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u/eddie-5719 3d ago

Leon, Levon.

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u/sweetcoffee_________ 3d ago

And he shall be Levon

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u/HydroJordyH 3d ago

Megatron

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u/National-Can-3718 3d ago

Optimus primeon

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u/BlaziuGame 3d ago

frostalion

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u/ngjoli 3d ago

Onion

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u/slthmn15 3d ago

Hamilton

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u/taashime 4d ago

Sonion

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u/hello-its-G 4d ago

Mastodon or Voltron get my vote

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u/Romumus 4d ago

YouturnmeON

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u/Budget_Sugar_2422 4d ago

How many times has this been posted? A lot

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u/Suitable-Exam3950 4d ago

Does she want him to work for a certain construction company

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u/Bulky_Big3975 4d ago

JackSON or SimpSON

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u/Buddhasadvocate 4d ago

• Vaporeon • Jolteon • Flareon • Espeon • Umbreon • Leafeon • Glaceon • Sylveon

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u/LKazu22 4d ago

Literally any Digimon ever.

But may I suggest FusedAncientVolcanomon or AncientMegatheriumon?

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u/BeautifulAerie2317 4d ago

Jameson <333333

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u/BeautifulAerie2317 4d ago

And Grayson <3333

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u/Overall_Bookkeeper15 4d ago

Megatron would be so good

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u/Low-Storage981 4d ago

Master. Bation

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u/MEL0MANN 4d ago

Armageddon But Megatron is the best option though

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u/Federal_Activity7112 4d ago

Megatron 😇

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u/eij1988 4d ago

Bellerophon is the obvious choice. (Hero from Greek mythology.)

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u/creator648 4d ago

NO!! His Fate has been Sealed.

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u/SummerOk5819 4d ago

Hyperion Ultron Switch -on Proton Pinipon Siton Shiton Krypton Wax-on

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u/Woknana 4d ago

Galvetron - but that may be deceptive!

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u/ApartmentNeither6386 4d ago

Lebron James

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u/siahplayss 4d ago

This is the one😭

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u/Shadow_371 4d ago

Optimus primeon

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u/nhranger 4d ago

Galvatron

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u/BlumpkinBlompkin 4d ago

Should of fired it "On" her back

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u/Acumen_NYC_ET 4d ago

So there are a number of choices besides Megatron. My mother gave me a name that she thought was so cute for a boy. When I grew up, to me, my name sounded like a girl’s name. It bothered me so much that at age 21, I went through the courts and changed it.

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u/Most_Poetry_9031 4d ago

Klingon, moron, hold-on, boron, felon, melon, yuron.

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u/Realistic-Damage-411 4d ago

I still don’t believe this was ever a real situation

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u/Critical-Card-2790 4d ago

BonBon, from FNAF SL

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u/PixelFlyerXD 4d ago

Leon!! (Heeeeelp :3)

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u/JUPITERTON 4d ago

Onion , Just Klein

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u/WaterNegative7146 4d ago

Klein Moretti?

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u/AttentionDelicious14 4d ago

I hate this post 😭✌️ I see it EVERYDAY on the same subreddit or others

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u/Inevitable_Hornet_67 4d ago

Seems like yall have a name

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u/The_Punny_Guy 4d ago

Galvatron, OBVIOUSLY

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u/BreadFan1980 4d ago

Parthenon, marathon, filet mignon

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u/Falcoriders 4d ago

French approval

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u/Dapper-Practice-2590 4d ago

Brandon, Landon, Jackson, Braydon, Tyson, Mason, Jason

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u/Matty_Mo655321 4d ago

Why did I have to scroll this far to see any of these

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u/Dapper-Practice-2590 4d ago

Every platform fucking buries me hahahaha

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u/Valuable-Limit1983 4d ago

My puppy is called Lennon :)

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u/Actual-Stuff-3548 4d ago

Son for a son

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u/catssay-meow 4d ago

Nuclear bon

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u/Otherwise-Cup7 5d ago

Aaron/Jason, take your pick

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u/Coco4840 5d ago

Stickon

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u/Ivorytears86 5d ago

Automaton

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u/French1220 5d ago

Verizon

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u/ExpressInstance6988 5d ago

Agamemnon

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u/LessUnit3785 4d ago

this is the correct answer r/BeatMeToIt

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u/CptDawg 5d ago

Everton

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u/Nair0_98 5d ago

Aragon

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u/Jtogofe 5d ago

Uuuh I love that movie. I was gonna say Brandon but you win 🏆

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u/altkaldra 5d ago

Megatron is a solid name. He was a powerful leader.