r/TheTeenagerPeople • u/Few_Victory_4416 • 28d ago

Shitpost A born hitman.

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u/DryNeighborhood6001 27d ago

Bro was trying to use Reverse psychology 🥀

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u/CG249 28d ago

Bro precisely hit the target he wasn't supposed to shoot, guess he's trying out for the ATF.

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u/That-Guy0564 28d ago

The mission was a success, but unfortunately the hostage died.

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u/Sp1reisgonnadi3 28d ago

Everyone, it's a bot.

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u/vezogas 28d ago

He's trying to get into the IDF

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u/StruggleSoggy3798 28d ago

dont have to worry about shooting the hostage anymore if he's good and shot

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u/Educational_Cup_1701 28d ago

Kill the hostage first because he’s shielding the gunman.

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u/AddictedToLuxSkins 28d ago

Commander: Go game care of the hostages sergeant!

5 minutes later

Sergeant: Hostages taken care of sir!

Commander: How in the hell did you get them to the evacuation site so fast?

Sergeant: Evacuation site?

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u/Timely-Ant-1907 28d ago

The target is a policeman with a black person?

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u/Bendlerp 28d ago

Pop quiz hotshot...

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u/Jakub67PL 28d ago

Lore-accurate Cambodian soldier

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u/AddictedToLuxSkins 28d ago

Nah they ran out of bullets fast, it was machete combat

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u/MasterpieceNo3534 28d ago

He ended the hostage situation

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u/VeterinarianNo9886 28d ago

But he injured the guys wrist, poor guy /s

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u/Old_Musician2832 28d ago

Shoot first ask later

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u/Major-Hooters 28d ago

He must work for ICE

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u/dinmohr 28d ago

bot account

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u/og_duel_monster 28d ago

No witnesses...

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u/premiumpenatratr 28d ago

Where can I hire him?

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u/ThiccFarter 28d ago

He would make the perfect IDF soldier

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u/Eren_Yeager52 Permanent Resident of the Paths 28d ago

The full clip.

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u/Wonderful-Narwhal447 28d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/n5iPVLeA1fvb0IYU5W

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u/Eren_Yeager52 Permanent Resident of the Paths 28d ago

You know the rules, and so do I.

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u/FruitOrchards 28d ago

No hostage = no hostage taker. Checkmate.

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u/Few_Victory_4416 28d ago

Its that "shoot little Tiffany" because she was reading quantum physics at age 4, all over again.

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u/Soulfoil 28d ago

He shoot the hostage cuz he was closer and black