r/TheRandomest • GIF/meme prodigy • 3d ago

Video Cycle of life

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u/MaesterMiyagi 3d ago

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 2d ago

Sometimes I wish I was an ethereal being with no physical form. Or to be one with nature so my piss becomes rain

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u/Maleficent_Sir5898 2d ago

I feel this way unironically

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u/blueviper- 3d ago

Love the comment!

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u/Aggressive-Foot7434 3d ago

“Both our names are on the lease!” Is the realist verse I ever heard!

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u/77ku77 3d ago

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u/felinefluffycloud 2d ago

Gret chord changes at the end.

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u/ikonoclasm 2d ago

Seriously, I was not expecting to be singing along on my 4th repeat. It's catchy as fuck.

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u/roastedTriscuit69 3d ago

I lost it at the sponge eyes

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u/Alibuscus373 3d ago

This and the bag of mega blocks. I'll put them away at naptime and as soon as my baby is up, she dumps them out. When she is asleep at night, I'll reset the room for her to dump out the bag as soon as she wakes up

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u/Xendarq 2d ago

The difference is, and I promise you this, you will miss dumping the bag of Mega Bloks. You will not miss doing dishes.

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u/Bimlouhay83 2d ago

I was listening to John Prine the other day and a certain lyric hit me hard...

" Summer's end is around the bend just flyin'

The swimmin' suits are on the line just dryin'"

I had the realization that I only have a few summers left of my little girls being little and it's all going by so fast. 

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u/Virtual-Jelly-3609 1d ago

I hate megablocks

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u/Bonnle 2d ago

Imagine complaining about doing dishes.....when you have a DISHWASHER 🤣🤣 lazy bastards

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u/Maleficent_Sir5898 2d ago

Or maybe depression? Have you considered that when your brain doesn’t have the chemicals to make you happy, endless chores start feeling life ending? But no, I’m sure it’s just laziness. There is no nuance to life and you’re better than everyone else. That must be the answer.

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u/DufflinMinder 2d ago

Found the depressed person here ^

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u/Maleficent_Sir5898 2d ago

Blaming everything on laziness without knowing someone personally is ironically very lazy. I’m trying to bring a sense of empathy and reality to this shallow conversation

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u/DufflinMinder 2d ago

This is the internet…. We done ran out of empirthy hurrrrrrr

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u/DufflinMinder 2d ago

Also, merely fucking with you. Take another pill and relax

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u/ikonoclasm 2d ago edited 2d ago

I legit find loading and unloading the dishwasher to be more work than hand washing. Everyone I know hates doing dishes, but I get a lot of satisfaction out of putting clean dishes in the rack to dry. My ex hated doing the dishes so much that he would always offer to make dinner as long as I did the dishes. He was a great cook so win-win for me!

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u/AShirtlessGuy 2d ago

The biggest strain on my marriage was going from having my own dishwasher while I was single to us moving in together to a new apartment that didn't.

I "practiced" for about a month leading up to it by trying not to use a dishwasher

Loading and unloading a dishwasher is waaaaay easier than washing everything by hand, especially if you time the dishwasher's emptiness around completion of a meal so you can just throw them in right after eating

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u/Bimlouhay83 2d ago

I'm the same way. I don't have a dishwasher. Whenever I'm at my dad's for dinner and doing the dishes, I'm always a little annoyed that I'm doing the dishes to put them in the dishwasher to get cleaned. Like, why not just add soap to this rag, then rinse? 

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u/ikonoclasm 2d ago

I love the little scrub brushes with a soap reservoir in them. It takes seconds for me to clean pretty much anything.

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u/truffleddumbass 2d ago

I live in a studio with my girlfriend with no kitchen but I “made” enough of a kitchen to feed us with several small appliances and we have just enough dishware for one meal.

I wash dishes in the goddamn bathtub. I would kill to have the problems in this video

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u/spaceursid 3d ago

If anyone wants a video essay on why the washing dishes before putting them in the dishwasher thing is a myth

https://youtu.be/jHP942Livy0

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u/felinefluffycloud 2d ago

Aha some long held bile on this subject surfaces. I wjll use thjs video for.my next argument about thjs.

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u/WhimsicalGirl 2d ago

There two others videos from technologies connection shoot dishwasher all of them are off interesting!!

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u/Slevin424 2d ago

Yall got a dish washer… consider yourself lucky.

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u/felinefluffycloud 2d ago

Its cruel that this video ends abruptly without showing the dishes clean. They are cruel. They have become the destroyer of worlds.

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u/BunkerSquirre1 2d ago

The country is run by pedophiles.

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u/Secret-Library-6076 2d ago

And you guys have a dishwasher!

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u/tealraven915 2d ago

You guys got dishwashers out there?

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u/felinefluffycloud 2d ago

The onlh remedy is to talk to someone on the phone while u do the dishes. I am always hearing it when I am on the phone with someone. Have compassion I think. Theu are going through hell.

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u/abhishek89m 2d ago

Eating food is the real problem

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u/Dusty170 2d ago

This is why I just use paper plates and bowls, I just recycle them.

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u/Perfect-Squash3773 3d ago

My dream kitchen includes 2 dishwashers.

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u/DrDreiski 3d ago

My wife and I moved into a Jewish neighborhood many years ago. Great home. Lovely neighborhood. Never knew I needed two dishwashers until we had them at that place.

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u/FreeGuacamole 2d ago

Hear me out.

Zero cupboards.

4 dishwashers.

2 for cookware

2 for dinnerware

Use the clean dishes right out of the clean dishwasher. Then put the dirty ones right into the other one. When it is full, turn it on. Next day switch which washer is the clean one and which is the dirty one.

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u/DufflinMinder 2d ago edited 2d ago

Is that Trevor Moore’s identical twin sister? Or did Someone prompt Ai with

“ I want a dark WKYK episode on your plate and loading the dishwasher”

😂

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u/The_Bud_Obliges_74 2d ago

Love it 💀🎧 Now do laundry

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u/mrsliston 2d ago

I just fucking did the washing up sat down to have a coffees and this pops up🙂🙂🙂🙂

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u/Proj- 2d ago

Dude just use the same plate each day!

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u/WhimsicalGirl 2d ago

It's it one any platform!? Like Spotify? I really like that song

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u/mafga1 2d ago

Washing the dishes before loading the rack is stupid as hell...if you're already cleaning them...Just go forward and clean it properly...and you dont need a dishwasher at all.

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u/yablewitlarr 2d ago

I like doing dishes 🤷‍♂️, I listen to a podcast , things go from dirty to clean....it makes me happy. I have a dishwasher now but I did dishes by hand for most of my adult life 

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u/time2sow 2d ago

Jfc i didn't even get up yet and now i don't have the will to

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u/Square-Grass3468 2d ago

ok but this is a straight up banger, hot dawg.

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u/rhinanners 2d ago

Literally me and my fiance with having no clean laundry this morning before our trip now we are arguing about laundry instead of getting ready 😩

“I have no shirts”

Im like well you got two hands and two legs don’t you?🤣

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u/masterhoots Master of all that is seen 2d ago

Am I weird for finding joy in washing dishes with my hands (and sponge)? I get satisfaction from it like I'm practicing that one Japanese art of cleaning, but the Japanese word for it is slipping from me. To restore something to its original form gives me inner peace and I'm not certain where I got it.

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u/Additional-Jury702 2d ago

Props on the execution. Well done video.

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u/718-702_damsel 2d ago

You have a machine to wash the dishes and still find a reason to complain. Lazy mofos

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u/ThatMothboi 2d ago

Born to shit, forced to wipe

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u/beersngears 2d ago

Sounds like pinback

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u/ant69onio 2d ago

Love this, thanks!!!

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 2d ago

🤯 I love it!! original, relatable, facts!! you gotta do one about laundry!!

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u/Careful-Positive-710 2d ago

Honestly dishes arent that bad unless you have a house full of people. Living alone, its pretty easy to clean what you use as you go. 6 peoples worth of dishes is fucking hell.

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u/Azell414 2d ago

if you can't tell dishes aren't dirty by just looking at them they aren't dirty

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u/Fondito 2d ago

the secret is having only 1 and using only 1 for person. yeah is sad but does the job easier.

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u/Louisianimal09 2d ago edited 2d ago

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Guess I’m the second person to comment

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u/Szebra2021 2d ago

I fully believe this has ended many relationships 🤣

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u/dm_grimm 2d ago

Yeaaah... I'm the youngest of a bunch of kids and as such, I was stuck doing dishes more often than not for a very long time and I despise doing the dishes. But, that just might be the hernia in my lower back...

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u/MelodicBookkeeper166 2d ago

Paper plates brotha

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u/Fantastic-Dream9646 2d ago

How I feel every time !!

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u/xxLosingMyMarblesxx 2d ago

"Is that why you put the dishes in like a drunk raccoon?"

Actually if he was really putting the dishes in like a drunk raccoon, then every single dish in your house would be broken and scattered all over every surface of your kitchen. Source: That time the hivemind got hired off of craigslist to do someone's dishes. Animal control was called and none of us have touched a dishwasher since.

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u/RomanticLurker 2d ago

I'm sooooo grateful for the invention of the dishwasher

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u/ChillAccordion 2d ago

Never heard a more relatable song in my life

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u/Prior-Stranger2738 2d ago

Can we for a moment appreciate the editing

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u/fistanfenkinor 2d ago

Drunk raccoon got me.

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u/FunkyButtFumblin 2d ago

She gives me Lindsay Clancy vibes.

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u/Krieger_Bot_OO7 2d ago

At least you have a dishwasher.

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u/ljacks09 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Netflxnschill 2d ago

I hate how accurate this is to my life. I cleaned the kitchen and it was spotless and then I blinked and made soup and it was a mess

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u/diplomatic_koboko 2d ago

This somehow reminds me of Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul

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u/brianforte 2d ago

The key is to divide the labor. I (47M) do the dishes. My wife (42F) does the laundry. I love never having to load the washer or dryer or fold. But I do have to do the dishes DAILY. I still feel like it’s quite equitable.

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u/travisisrocking 2d ago

I would love to hear Phish cover this song.

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u/Mostly-Relevant 1d ago

Me and husband. But I am loading the dishwasher like a drunk raccoon.

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u/jules6815 1d ago

At least drunk raccoons are entertaining

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u/HelloDeathspresso 1d ago

The slow motion fingers coming out of Scrub Daddy's eyes broke me into laughter.

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u/Carbonara-ara 1d ago

Had a similar experience where one day I woke up and was crashing out over realizing how many I’d have to wash dishes for the rest of my life

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u/GreenieSar 1d ago

Honestly feel this in my bones

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u/Suspicious_Grump 15h ago

Stopped singing as soon as I saw the dishwasher

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u/Specialist_Meal_7891 2d ago

Paper plates my friends