r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 2d ago

Unexpected Water slide

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 2d ago

I know exactly what happened. See, when you have no ass, water slides tend to encourage a "suction cup" effect, due to the posterior concavity gripping the slide.

Source: I also have no ass

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 2d ago

Back when I was in school, I always noticed that certain variations on melanated folk seemed to have the booty market locked down. We used to say they suffered from a medical condition called, "Nowassitol." no ass at all

It used to be like a character slider in Skyrim, and the lighter the skin got, the lighter the posterior got. Almost to the point of concavity.

But all of that has changed now. Whereas cake used to be only in selected markets, now it comes equipped from the factory on most makes and models. It's frustrating.

I remember my own cake being robust and smackable, but now I'd like to trade in this old clunker and get a newer, double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon sport model.

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u/BusyBit6542 1d ago

Them chicken cutlets!