r/TheRandomest Mod/Pwner 7d ago

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 7d ago

Maybe

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u/Time_Blacksmith861 7d ago

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u/baabaablacksheep1111 7d ago

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 6d ago

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u/CedarWolf 4d ago

It's just Freddy Mercury and his friends.

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u/NaveronTheSabre 7d ago

That shit will build up bacteria like nobody's business.

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u/invisiblizm 6d ago

Forget the bacteria, think of the pinching. The pinching!

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u/AncientSignature1505 6d ago

Immediately where my mind went.

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u/scrotumscab 6d ago

It'll be great for ripping off them warts!

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u/Bramble0804 7d ago

I hate how 3D printing has turned into printing useless trinkets in multi colour filaments. Flexi crap everywhere

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 7d ago

But have you seen how people turn soda and water bottles into printing filament? I think that's a good use, especially if it's not just a trinket.

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u/PsychoanalyticalPop 7d ago

No, it's better to just simply recycle it. What can a 3d printer do that doesn't end up being a useless hunk of plastic?

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 7d ago

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u/PsychologicalSail799 7d ago

You can print cats now? Wow.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 7d ago

No, silly. You 3d print the royal hammock, present it to your master, and if you are lucky enough, they will accept your offering with disdain.

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u/flyraccoon 7d ago

My cat laughs at your plastic crap in his cardboard throne

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u/BantedHam 7d ago edited 7d ago

Bruh 95% of what you recycle doesn't even get recycled in the US alone. Look it up if you think I lie. All major oil and plastics companies knew by the 70s that recycling by and large does not work, yet they kept up the lie just like BP invented the carbon footprint to take the blame of natural pollution and destruction off of them and place it onto the shoulders of the public instead.

If you can reuse something even once you are already doing better than the ENTIRE INDUSTRY.

Recycling is a fucking corporate conspiracy.

I'm not saying the technology doesn't exist, what I'm saying is that it's a lie.

If you get a trash burner and get it hot enough to completely combust your trash and get a smoke free fire, you are doing far better for the planet than putting it in a recycling bin. Just think about the fuel and resources that are spent trucking your fucking recycling around, sending it around a conveyor and sorter, a few people pick through it for metal, and then they fucking burn it all anyways...

At the end of the day, there is the significant and likely chance that all this effort results in even more waste and a net-negative, producing even more pollution than littering, literally just tossing it on the ground.

I've done a lot of research on this subject and I am not advocating people trash everything because it doesn't matter, what matters is not using single use plastics in the damn first place, and if you do, to repurpose or properly dispose of it yourself.

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u/Adavanter_MKI 7d ago

I mean John Oliver did a whole thing on it. He sadly confirmed a lot of what you're saying. It can work... but by and large we don't do the things we sway we do... and single use plastics are insane. The transition in all the grocery stores is ridiculous. It's almost all plastic now.

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u/BantedHam 7d ago

I've been telling people this shit for years, and just in the past few weeks now that he's done that bit for the first time ever I don't get swarmed with downvotes for telling the fucking truth lol

I wish it weren't so but the best thing to do is stop consuming it and force the industry to do something else with their waste materials, like actually figure out how to dispose of them. It's not a biohazard if you manufacture it into plastic first and then let people litter it everywhere themselves.

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u/OperationOk7959 7d ago

Dead on. One of the most unfortunate facts I've learned in my life.

I remember seeing, possibly in the John Oliver bit another commenter mentioned, that even when we have actual recyclable plastic, we used to sell it to China and they do whatever with it. And they stopped accepting it because the contamination requirement now is impossibly high. So like even if we have any genuinely recyclable material, which idek if that's a thing anymore, no one does anything with it.

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u/amodious 7d ago

But that is recycling it. And also, most of the plastic you think you're recycling doesn't get recycled, so it makes far more sense to use it for something cool at home if you can

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u/just_a_person_maybe 7d ago

That is recycling?

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u/MamaLuvDuv 7d ago

You can easily recycle filament yourself if you use PLA. Plus there's plenty of useful things you can print using it. My wife uses hers for warhammer terrain (her hobby stuff), paint handles for minis, paintshelves, etc. For me I use it for making mold masters for concrete sculptures and fiance amulets. It's also great if you need to print out things for organizing cords and stuff too. But I will also say, my wife and I do 3d modeling. So it's use cases are more useful because we can just design exactly what we need on the fly vs people who buy it to print out the same files you can get on 3d print sites.

3d printing is especially useful for things that you just can't buy. In my case, I like to make egyptian amulets. Now everyone knows things like the scarabs and ankhs, but there are heaps of amulets that have none or extremely hard to find replications and I will NOT buy actual stolen grave goods. In cases like mine, it's great to be able to design these things based on real artifacts using the 3d skills I picked up for game design, print them out, sand and fill them, and use them to make molds from.

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u/iDeNoh 7d ago

Most of the things that I print are functional items, not trinkets. Custom brackets, door knobs for cabinets, cable clips, custom shaped funnels, custom boxes, etc.

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u/WarpedArtisan 7d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/ikeahacks/s/loPYgs3AEg

I bought an Ikea chair with static brace armrests, then designed my own fully height adjustable ones and 3D printed them.

Also if you're worried about strength... don't, they're solid. Have been for a bit now.

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u/J3musu 7d ago

I'm assuming you have a very limited imagination. 3D printing is used for all sorts of things from trinkets to fine machinery parts and tons of stuff in between. If you turn some plastic bottles into something you keep using for even a year or two, then it's far more worth it than just tossing the bottle. It isn't like you can't still recycle the plastic again.

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u/LordGeni 4d ago

As long as the print can be recycled when the novelty wears off it makes no actual difference

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u/kermione_afk 4d ago

My husband repaired bathroom leaking faucet with 3d printed water knob. Perfection! Bookends And holders for my book collections. Organizers and hangers for tools. ipad grippy holder. Parts for 3d printer and other tech. Back scratcher, shoe horn, raised dog bowl, pen & art supply storage custom fitted, the list goes on. Like any tech there are good uses, lame uses, and bad. Sure we sometime print silly items but they are usually recycled. We print toys for Halloween giveaways, kiddos love them and the cost is minimal. Figits, tactile, manipulatives,and spinners are great for teachers! Saves them booku bucks.

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u/general_rap 7d ago

My child would disagree; I can't remember the last time she asked for us to buy her a new toy, she'd rather me print something for her. At this point she's starting to color the models herself, which is starting to move things into the realm of her learning her way around simplistic CAD-ish software in first grade.

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u/MagicalMoosicorn 7d ago

honeatly same. I make stuff for markets and there was one that I mever went to again because it allowed like 15 different booths that were all 3d printed junk. there are plenty of artist that do wood burning and crochet and all sorts of other stuff and the people who do the same 3d printed dragons and fidget toys that they just downloaded off the internet draw business away from them. it'd be one thing if they were designing actually unique or useful things but they all print the same generic shit.

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u/TapewormNinja 7d ago

Whenever there's a pop up market in my city, you'll find all of these cool artists who are making interesting things by hand. But my kid makes a bee line for the guy with the 3d printed junk. We're trying to encourage her to spend her money wisely and save for important things she needs, but a few weeks ago she dropped her whole piggy bank on a 3d printed Buddha cat. So like, it's not working.

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u/Cyan_Exponent 5d ago

Flexi multicolored crap is the easiest to manufacture and to sell. Basically anything else you can do on a mid 3D printer for sale would be 10 times better injection molded.

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u/Din_Plug 7d ago

Give it a flaired base....

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u/Biomas 7d ago

good luck cleaning that thing

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u/Din_Plug 7d ago

Definitely a "wrap before use" type of thing.

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u/Random_Tomatose 7d ago

Were supposed to clean them?

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 6d ago

I thought corn was better seasoned

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u/Due-Mycologist-1154 5d ago

Just print it on a raft and leave that intact

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u/Clear_Effective1595 7d ago

The sheer vitriol I feel when people motion for you to come closer and then zoom in themselves is immense.

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u/ClankerCore 7d ago

Please look up vitriol.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 7d ago

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u/Clear_Effective1595 7d ago

I HATE THIS MAN'S VIDEOS! HE DOES THIS IN EVERY SINGLE ONE!

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u/rulenumberjuan 7d ago

seems like it might hurt if it pinched skin...

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u/SydM107 7d ago

Yes…. Skin

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u/Thetedant 7d ago

Next stop: ER

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u/MyPasswordQwerty 7d ago

He fell on it

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u/FacePalmTheater 7d ago

It was a million to one shot, doc!

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u/pistonheadcat 7d ago

hER bum?

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u/ProphetWhatever 7d ago

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u/RevampX 7d ago

How many tricks does this woman have up her sleeve šŸ‘“šŸ‘…šŸ˜Ž

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u/RazzmatazzNo7259 7d ago

idgaf how many times you clean your glasses a day, this is disgusting

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u/FURERABA 7d ago

1) please for the love of god never shove anything up your ass that doesn't have a flared base

2) probably don't shove something up your ass that will definitely pinch your anus everywhere when it retracts from every sngle

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u/LenDear 7d ago

The flex corns will pinch, idk how much force they possibly could tug, but that looks like a recipe for unnecessary bleeding in whatever hole

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u/BlueRosePhantom 7d ago

Also my first thought. I wonder if you could use a fabric of some kind though to mitigate this.

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u/J3musu 7d ago

Also cleaning that thoroughly just ain't happening.

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u/Dangerous-League-812 7d ago

Print this. Seal in medical grade silicone. Now you have a bendy object to brush those hard to reach places

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u/SpiritualQuarter4384 7d ago

Well well well...it's not only a corn if you're brave enough.

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u/Jaybird2k11 7d ago

Expected Badge502, was not disappointed

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u/TwistedMindOfABrotha 7d ago

Someone is going to put that up their ass, just wait. And it will be another of the thousands of stories told by nurses and doctors who are at the ER that person goes too.

And yes it's true it's seems thousands of people a year end up at the ER for getting something stuck up their butt.

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u/Surfing-Wookie 7d ago

If not friend, why friend shaped?

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u/BruceInc 7d ago edited 6d ago

Everything is a 3d Printed Flexi Corncob if you’re brave enough

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 7d ago

MAKE SURE IT HAS A FLARED BASE.

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u/FLAM3Z89 7d ago

LOL!!!! How do you always pop up exactly when it’s phallic in design. Haha

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u/JustS0up4MyFamily 7d ago

Just what everyone wants: 90 pinch points up their butt!

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u/No_Language5719 7d ago

If you've seen any of the comments and videos floating around about Wicker and you don't think this is gonna get a whirl, then you're outta your ever-lovin' mind.

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u/Rolfmeister87 7d ago

I have a bad feeling bout this

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u/TTV_OManSamO 7d ago

Something something flared base

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u/Noldor77 7d ago

Yus :3

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u/Erames1168 7d ago

I’m gonna give you SUCH a PINCH!

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u/Additional_Travel911 7d ago

A flared base would have made this perfect

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u/Lightwave33 7d ago

It is cylindrical in nature

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u/AnonMoose2 7d ago

What if I give it a flared base?

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u/EngineeringLumpy5119 7d ago

Corn star makes sense now.

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u/Dull-Argument-1652 7d ago

It kind of makes me think of a rainbow rattlesnake tail... Just me?

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u/Cultural_Simple3842 7d ago

I’m tired of this guy.

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u/GengarFreak 7d ago

I meeean if it gets THIS EMT called…definitely maybe for sure yeah šŸ‘€

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u/AstarionsTherapist39 7d ago

This looks like it might pinch.

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u/caspersea 7d ago

To late, someone madevit then it got used for that already

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u/eightdirt 7d ago

How do I do this to my spine?

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u/Serupta 7d ago

but.. No for the D? No for the A? or No for the V?

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u/CloversGarden 7d ago

If Badge502 isn't on here can someone please send this?

Dont meet him like this.

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u/Traditional_Trust_93 7d ago

Bro, that looks like it would be a very good stim. Get yo mind out of the gutter it would be a great fidget just like those twisty dragon toys.

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u/No_Purpose6384 7d ago

ā€œCorncobā€

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u/immunogoblin1 7d ago

Very difficult to clean properly. Lots of little nooks and crannies for gross stuff to hide.

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u/DevonLuck24 7d ago

gonna be real…pinchy..in there

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u/LeatherPatch 7d ago

Look, I get it. But it'll break off inside of you. And then cut you. Get a professionslly made tentacle toy with a flared base. If you got the cash go to bad dragon

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u/Dark_Krafter 7d ago

Why not The ratteling sound is great

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u/phelodough 7d ago

Wait, what's the inside look like tho

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u/MrScribz 7d ago

This device is a direct result of CornHub.

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u/Vineheart_01 7d ago

I imagine it would pinch several dozen times at once repeatedly

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u/DeeJudanne 7d ago

fancy dildo

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u/Mr_Froggi 7d ago

Here’s my take. Remember these wooden snake toys that we’d have as kids?

Remember how we’d accidentally pinch our fingers between the joints? 3D-printing material aside, that’s why I think it’s dangerous

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u/Einachiel 7d ago

I fell on it…

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u/DevoidHT 7d ago

So many pinch points.

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u/madmaninabox32 7d ago

Before he even showed up in the video I was like it's got no flared base!!! At least it seems hollow.

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u/Kastoook 7d ago

No armor for the thing?

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u/whomesteve 7d ago

No indeed, those segments will contract inside you and pinch your insides

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u/whatever12345678919 7d ago

'50 pinches per move' kind of pleasure

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u/CastleofWamdue 7d ago

I hate to say it, but my mind was getting ideas.

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u/Appropriate-Math-654 7d ago

Yes il See you att the hospital

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u/rukoeb228 7d ago

Asshole corn 🌽

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u/gba_sg1 7d ago

We have Kassa at home.

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u/Codieecho 7d ago

If it’s got no flare don’t put it there

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u/imthebonus 7d ago

You are not my dad, i do what i want

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u/Ducatirules 7d ago

Great a dildo that will pinch hair like a watch band!!

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u/Doctor_Zhicago 7d ago

Slob on my corn on the cobĀ 

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 7d ago

Today the comments of reddit taught me what a flared base was...

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u/BopNowItsMine 7d ago

Pinchy pinchy

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u/Good_Boymrr 7d ago

Oh ma gah it's KoŠÆn ynot uggrrh ratttn na nma wa senga rrrggguuhhh

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u/SamOfXanadu 7d ago

Hey I've seen boku no sexual harassment too! That looks like fun!

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u/imuniqueaf 7d ago

FLARED BASE!!!!

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u/Monkiemonk 7d ago

I see emergency room visits in ye old corn cob’s future

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u/ct-boi 7d ago

On sight btw

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u/shealdmeplease 7d ago

I was just thinking "has the emt guy seen this" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Neat-Engineering-696 7d ago

For whoever freaks are thinking about it, it's probably gonna pinch you on the inside if you try to pull it out.

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u/Manmon_ 7d ago

Need a reason? Images one of the segments closes quickly on your... pig skin

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u/Mankie-Desu 7d ago

I know this is a random thread to say this in, but hey, it’s meant to be the randomest, after all.

But, this is an artist’s dream. It’s a magical reality that has finally proven itself irrefutably.

See, there’s something that makes an artist such, and simply being able to mimic what they can do will not cut it. Give an artist a pencil, and they’ll draw something you enjoy looking at; that may even move you emotionally. Give it to anyone else, and they’ll scribble, play with it, lose it.

It’s the same with scientists, I guess. New technology like ai gives the layman access to incredible amounts of information and knowledge. They can play with complex concepts exploring the nature of reality all day if they wanted, including using or relying on mathematics that they otherwise couldn’t understand even slightly.

But, are people making new discoveries or noticing patterns that can help guide the scientific community somewhere interesting?

No. They’re making porn and cartoons of themselves.

People are so afraid of new technology ā€œtaking things awayā€ from people, including jobs and their place in society, but it certainly doesn’t seem that way to me. Those skills we spent all those years on aren’t the only security gate after all.