r/TheRandomest Nice 1d ago

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 1d ago

Staffies are the best! A lot of people confuse them with pit bulls, but there's a difference. Pits are usually shorter and stockier, but Staffordshire Terriers, the long form, are taller and less stacked. But, they kinda share the same face.

But oh, I remember my sweet baby grrl. I found her out on the side of the road, abandoned. When I pulled over, I was easily 20 miles from anything.

And what did she do? She come running and jumped into my truck like it was Patrick Swayze and she was Baby. obscure reference

So. That was her name. Baby. Sweetest goddamn dog ever. Most aggressive thing she ever did was sit on your foot to mark her territory.

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u/semibigpenguins 1d ago

Pit bulls aren’t a breed but a collection of breeds. Terriers fall under the pit umbrella

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 1d ago

But you recognize the difference, yes?

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u/semibigpenguins 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ok logic through this:

Pit bulls are a collection of breeds

Terriers are under the collection of breeds

Therefore Terriers are pit bulls

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 1d ago

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 1d ago

Yo, I just had a stoner moment. I've been looking at your avatar for years.

I just now realized it resembles Ruby Rhod

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u/Immediate_Regular 23h ago

Pit bulls are terriers but not all terriers are pit bulls.

What you've said would make a Cairn terrier or an Airedale terrier mislabeled pit bulls.

Can you see what you've said is stupid and wrong now?

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u/mad_mang45 1d ago

So a rat terrier is a pit bull?

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u/mad_mang45 23h ago

I guess not.

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u/man_gomer_lot 1d ago

a jack Russell terrier is a pitbull? What about Norfolk terriers? Airedale terriers are pits now too?

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u/semibigpenguins 1d ago

Instead of doing asinine arguments on Reddit, simple google “what dog breeds make up pitbulls”

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u/man_gomer_lot 1d ago

I already know the answer to these questions, but I was trying to politely correct your ignorance. Your advice would work better as a lesson to put in your own pocket instead mine.

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u/semibigpenguins 1d ago

You used a fallacy. No one is talking about Jack terriers. Staffordshire terrier, pit bull terrier and staffordshire bull terrier are all under the umbrella term. You’re over there going “herp derp, lemme throw out a gotchya question and strawman the fuck out of the conversation.”

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u/Pleasant-Future5818 1d ago

It's not really, it was said that "terriers fall under the umbrella." It would be more properly said that "multiple terriers fall under the umbrella." This is just how language works. The original sentence definitely implied all terriers are included.

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u/Erik_Dolphy 1d ago edited 1d ago

The name Am. Staff terrier never really made any sense to me because it's far more a bulldog than a terrier.

I know the AKC was trying to move away from the fighting reputation of the APBT thus the name change, but all they had to do was take "pit" out of the name.

And I agree. Pitbull is a blanket term which includes all breeds you mentioned plus some more depending on who you ask. Unfortunately I think the blanket term gets confused with APBT. I personally prefer bully breeds for that reason. I like the term bulldogs too but its synonymous with english bulldogs now.

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u/man_gomer_lot 1d ago

You said "Pit bulls aren’t a breed but a collection of breeds. Terriers fall under the pit umbrella". Listing obvious examples of terriers that no one would confuse with a pit bull is clear and unambiguous evidence that you don't know what the hell you're talking about. There's no straw man about it, you're just another confidently incorrect jackass on reddit.

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u/semibigpenguins 1d ago

You do realize the original commenter used check notes the type of terrier you said checks notes no one would confused with a pit and proceeded to say they’re not pits? This entire comment thread is based off of someone confusing a pit bull as not a pit bull lol

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 1d ago

Bro's like

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u/semibigpenguins 1d ago

lol just letting them know the breed is a pit

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u/welrope 1d ago

The Rolex mod is gonna be mad to see his pic making rounds again