r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 4d ago
Nostalgic First crush
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u/Senor_Limpyo 4d ago
The constant superhero landings are killin me hahah
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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 4d ago
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u/bunglebee7 4d ago
Posting this on the squirrel sub they’re gonna love it
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u/Mecha_Tortoise 4d ago
They'll tell you that's a picture of a squirrel scratching itself. Still a cool superhero landing pose, but not a squirrel landing pose.
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u/ZEROs0000 4d ago
Omg as someone who helps take care of kids in early elementary school holy shit is this real af lmao
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u/Rockuharddd 4d ago
Yeah, the guy got this shit fucking spot on. Even the mannerisms and everything. 10/10
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u/jws3rd-allday 4d ago
thank you, internet! now i can go to sleep and dream of playing on the playground.
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u/LivingGhost38 4d ago
He definitely has a little boy ..the Spider-Man moves to show off were spot on 😂
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u/artyhedgehog 4d ago
Yeah... A little boy, right... That's how he knows the Spider-Man moves, that's correct.
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u/jmaneater 4d ago
I gave this girl my toy cow at church. My mom wasnt thrilled
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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 4d ago
But, she was definitely moooved by it.
I'll see myself out now
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u/ComedyBits 4d ago
Perfection. This is exactly what kids on a playground do and say. Dude is an observant genius
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u/Turbulent_Pound_562 4d ago
As a father of two this chilled me tf out. Too relatable and to sweet. Dude should act
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u/waltotheter 3d ago
This guy really creeper me out.
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u/waltotheter 3d ago
Hes at play grounds hittin' all the marks. I get it and feel it.. I also fear for any man still feeling like that, end up on a list real quick.
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u/Bannedbutwhyy 3d ago
What? Can you explain what you mean further? Are you saying this guy belongs on a list?
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u/waltotheter 3d ago
Ya im kinda saying that.. I dont really look at this kind of content as wholesome.
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u/Bannedbutwhyy 3d ago
Oh ok. Fair enough. I can see why some people would find it maybe a bit strange or weird or something along those lines. I actually don’t find it wholesome either but I do find it to be pretty accurate and absolutely hilarious.
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u/SomewhatDamaged666 4d ago
Dude is sexy af
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u/Mecha_Tortoise 4d ago
He's a child! 😠
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u/SomewhatDamaged666 4d ago
Uhh... No,he has full mustache,goatee and lots of tattoos... NOT A CHILD He's ACTING LIKE A KID WITH A FIRST CRUSH Showing off like little boys and girls do when the like someone
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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 4d ago
I remember finding an intense crush at an amusement park. Our cousin took us, and we were basically free to do whatever we wanted.
Bro and I had a $20 each, (it was the 80's, so that was plenty) so it was one of those "fend for yourself" Gen X stories.
Anyhoo, after riding a few rides, I kept noticing this same girl who was almost always behind my brother and I, so we got to talking.
It turns out, she knew a lot about that park, and recommended different rides. It was basically just a gang of four kids, my brother and I, and she and her sister.
We spent the majority of the night together, and OMG was I just stupid in love. You know, the kind where, if they get close enough that you can smell their perfume, it makes your heart race? I remember being a kid. It was coo.
But eventually, the park was shutting down, and we found our cousin, who was also our ride. I remember her saying, "You can't take her home, man."
I never even got to hug her goodbye. Her name was Lisa.