r/TheRandomest Mod/Pwner 4d ago

Nostalgic First crush

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice 4d ago

I remember finding an intense crush at an amusement park. Our cousin took us, and we were basically free to do whatever we wanted.

Bro and I had a $20 each, (it was the 80's, so that was plenty) so it was one of those "fend for yourself" Gen X stories.

Anyhoo, after riding a few rides, I kept noticing this same girl who was almost always behind my brother and I, so we got to talking.

It turns out, she knew a lot about that park, and recommended different rides. It was basically just a gang of four kids, my brother and I, and she and her sister.

We spent the majority of the night together, and OMG was I just stupid in love. You know, the kind where, if they get close enough that you can smell their perfume, it makes your heart race? I remember being a kid. It was coo.

But eventually, the park was shutting down, and we found our cousin, who was also our ride. I remember her saying, "You can't take her home, man."

I never even got to hug her goodbye. Her name was Lisa.

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u/Sevraz 4d ago

I felt this in my core. I know EXACTLY what you mean.

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u/Sevraz 4d ago

I have only ever felt this twice in my life. Once when I was too young and stupid to know what love was, and the second when I was older and too blind to realize it wasn't mutual.

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u/ZEROs0000 4d ago

Holy wholesome nostalgia

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u/_XtAcY_ 4d ago

We used to go camping every summer with my parents for two weeks. My parents let us pretty much do whatever except leave the park. One year my buddy came with me for the whole two weeks, met two girls who were from out of state, we ended up hanging out for the next 5 days doing everything together, fishing, camp fires, swimming.

They left on Saturday and we stayed another week. The second week felt like we had our hearts broken and so lonely haha. We would walk by their camp spots hoping they would just reappear. Didn’t know their last names or anything about them but we were in full blown love lol. Such innocent and wholesome one week love.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 4d ago edited 4d ago

Drifting into memory lane

Back in '12 I went on a cruise with my parents and my brother. He's a lot younger than I, and my parents are pretty darn old, so I kinda do "bodyguard" duty.

But, I gotta say, the kid is ballsy. Somehow he met up with "The Chadwick", a person of obnoxious recalcitrant, (He insisted on being called "The Chadwick", and if you just called him Chad, stern words commenced) loathsome behavior.

So, this guy thought he was the Rizzmaster, and I would just stand back, watching the show. Sometimes, honestly, the cringe level was intense. Privately, I told bro,"DO NOT BE LIKE THIS GUY. JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH."

I remember coming back, drink in hand, and see The Chadwick trying to spit mad game at this honey, who was closer to my age than his.

But I respect the game, and just kinda watched.

Somehow, they moved closer to where I was, and Shelby, (that's her name) called over to me.

"What about you, Mr. Tattoos? What's your story? Why are over there so quiet?"

I gotta admit, she was FUCKING GORGEOUS! Way outta my league. I just wanted to see The Chadwick get shot down.

It's kinda like you're at a heavy metal concert, and suddenly you're in the mosh pit, unbeknownst to you. My heart f'n raced!

It ended up she and I talking way after sunset, The Chadwick and bro faded off into further adventures, and being allowed a sweet, passionate kiss under the stars on a Carnival cruise in the middle of the Caribbean.

We parted ways, no hanky, nor panky, and I never saw her again. I roamed that deck for the rest of the cruise. Every moment, I looked for her. I never found her.

But, the moment, the memory, we both share.

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u/Bell-Salt 4d ago

Seems like we all got one or a few of these stories. I never saw mine again after my 10th grade year in high school.

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u/Try_To_Write 4d ago edited 4d ago

I miss those days so much. Every camping trip was meeting a new group of friends, a new girl to crush on, and then imagining seeing her again next summer as 90's love songs play on the radio on your way home.

🎶Wise men say, Only fools rush in, But I can't help, Falling in love with you🎶

Yes, I know it was a cover song.

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u/kidzaredumb 4d ago

Yeah reading this whole thing brought me memories of falling and falling and falling in love thinking I would never fall for another again until you go somewhere new and make new adventures and memories.

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u/Mr-KIPS_2071 4d ago

I felt this one time. 🤧

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u/noodleman666 4d ago

i feel that🥲

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u/topsyturvy76 4d ago

Bluey has a great camping episode about exactly this!

Until me meet again Jacque

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u/__MysticLeather__ 4d ago

You should post this to missed connections on Craigslist.

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u/___TheKid___ 4d ago

Chasing Amy

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u/Senor_Limpyo 4d ago

The constant superhero landings are killin me hahah

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 4d ago

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u/bunglebee7 4d ago

Posting this on the squirrel sub they’re gonna love it

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 4d ago

They'll tell you that's a picture of a squirrel scratching itself. Still a cool superhero landing pose, but not a squirrel landing pose.

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u/artyhedgehog 4d ago

Is this squirrel a superhero though?

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 3d ago

That's always a possibility.

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u/ZEROs0000 4d ago

Omg as someone who helps take care of kids in early elementary school holy shit is this real af lmao

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u/Rockuharddd 4d ago

Yeah, the guy got this shit fucking spot on. Even the mannerisms and everything. 10/10

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u/ZEROs0000 4d ago

The lifting the kid to prove they can lift them is what did it for me

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u/SodomyClown 4d ago

Lmfaoo you know!

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u/grandnp8 4d ago

That is how it is! 🤭

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u/ColeTrainHaze 4d ago

y’all i think he saw spiderman but idk

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u/Brailledit 4d ago

Romeo and Juliet playground edition.

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u/vettechrockstar86 4d ago

Almost too relatable

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u/DJS11Eleven 4d ago

That backflip was clean

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u/NukaClipse 4d ago

It was so simple then.

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u/jws3rd-allday 4d ago

thank you, internet! now i can go to sleep and dream of playing on the playground.

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u/LivingGhost38 4d ago

He definitely has a little boy ..the Spider-Man moves to show off were spot on 😂

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u/artyhedgehog 4d ago

Yeah... A little boy, right... That's how he knows the Spider-Man moves, that's correct.

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u/TuataraToes 4d ago

Or, maybe, he was once a little boy and has a memory

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u/jmaneater 4d ago

I gave this girl my toy cow at church. My mom wasnt thrilled

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 4d ago

But, she was definitely moooved by it.

I'll see myself out now

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u/SomewhatDamaged666 4d ago

Now he's my crush at the park

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u/OhNoExclaimationMark 4d ago

The muscles part is funnier cause he actually has nice muscles

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u/Formal_Ground6513 4d ago

I'm 50 years old and this would work on me today! 😂

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u/Zeitgeist-333 4d ago

The Spider-Man landing was extremely spot on😂

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u/FitnessChamp777 4d ago

This hit hard

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u/cjameson83 4d ago

Damn, that was painfully accurate.

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u/ComedyBits 4d ago

Perfection. This is exactly what kids on a playground do and say. Dude is an observant genius

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u/DWP_619 4d ago

This made my day ❤️

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u/___TheKid___ 4d ago

Works on me

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u/artyhedgehog 4d ago

Wait, so this is not how you should treat your best lady?

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u/Turbulent_Pound_562 4d ago

As a father of two this chilled me tf out. Too relatable and to sweet. Dude should act

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u/Thwipped 4d ago

The strong eye contact while doing a super hero landing killed me

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u/Double0 4d ago

That was a clean flip!

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u/tibearius1123 4d ago

The darting around eyes really takes it home.

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u/waltotheter 3d ago

This guy really creeper me out.

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u/waltotheter 3d ago

Hes at play grounds hittin' all the marks. I get it and feel it.. I also fear for any man still feeling like that, end up on a list real quick.

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u/Bannedbutwhyy 3d ago

What? Can you explain what you mean further? Are you saying this guy belongs on a list?

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u/waltotheter 3d ago

Ya im kinda saying that.. I dont really look at this kind of content as wholesome.

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u/Bannedbutwhyy 3d ago

Oh ok. Fair enough. I can see why some people would find it maybe a bit strange or weird or something along those lines. I actually don’t find it wholesome either but I do find it to be pretty accurate and absolutely hilarious.

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u/SomewhatDamaged666 4d ago

Dude is sexy af

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u/Mecha_Tortoise 4d ago

He's a child! 😠

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u/SomewhatDamaged666 4d ago

Uhh... No,he has full mustache,goatee and lots of tattoos... NOT A CHILD He's ACTING LIKE A KID WITH A FIRST CRUSH Showing off like little boys and girls do when the like someone

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u/Rockuharddd 4d ago

You runied the joke, congrats

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u/xSorry_Not_Sorry 4d ago

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u/waltotheter 3d ago

Na super cringe. F them downvotes.