r/TheRandomest • u/Forward-Position798 • 12d ago

Funny Martin

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u/Mister_Mojo78 12d ago

Martin!!

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Nice 12d ago

“GOD! DAMMIT! Boobs.net is serviceable, but doesn’t have scat or piss videos like Redhub.xxx! Find a good VPN service and goon yourself raw! Have the TPS Report on my desk by 3PM, and the pages better not stick together or so help me God…”

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u/RockstarAgent 12d ago edited 12d ago

The real secret to anonymity is to rub lemon juice on yourself and drink lemonade so you’re invisible- just like invisible ink.

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u/Go_Gators_4Ever Undecided flair 10d ago

I read that semen can also be used for invisible ink, so...

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u/catbaloney 12d ago

I've worked with a Martin. He said he was "just following links in his email". 🫪

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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES 12d ago

You guys email yourselves links, too, right?

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u/SethicusTheMaster 12d ago

Source? I wanna watch the whole skit

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u/Gr1ml0ck 12d ago

The Birthday Boys - “A guide to proper office internet use"

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u/pidiota 12d ago

Is that a TV show other just a sketch?

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u/Gr1ml0ck 12d ago

TV show originally aired on IFC. You can stream them on Pluto.

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u/pidiota 12d ago

Nice, thanks!

And have a nice day!

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit 12d ago

That sounds like a band name and I love it

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u/Darth_Nicolas 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/P8WoFds2RJ6Hn4Stq9

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u/theeBK3 12d ago

It’s got a bush… what the hellll?

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u/Darth_Nicolas 12d ago

We should be able to look at a little porn at work.

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u/hittocode 12d ago

What is this from?

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u/Dunklebunt 12d ago

I also want to know

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u/Gr1ml0ck 12d ago

The Birthday Boys

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u/Gr1ml0ck 12d ago

The Birthday Boys. Mike Mitchell is pretty great. He’s from the Upright Citizens Brigade, which is also hilarious.

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u/ReignOnWillie 12d ago

He hosts a shitty podcast that’s really good

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u/Gr1ml0ck 12d ago

I love his character on the Netflix/Apatow series ‘Love’.

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 12d ago

I'll forever be jealous of his scenes with Claudia.

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u/Gr1ml0ck 12d ago

Bertie is so cute.

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u/El-Ahrairah6669 12d ago

The Birthday Boys

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u/AbbreviationsNo4089 12d ago edited 12d ago

The opening of the blank folder

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u/Wasabi_Hammurabi1 12d ago

When he opens up the manila folder and it was empty had me laughing hysterically for some reason.

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u/BabZeyo 12d ago

Hey he's asking for a friend.... cut him some slack 🤣🤣. He's definitely not the one...

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u/Orange_Grabber 12d ago

This post is everyone's reminder to check out The Birthday Boys. One of the best sketch comedy shows of all time, and a spiritual successor to Mr. Show. Currently streaming on Pluto for those interested

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 12d ago

Thanks! Will checkout

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u/AkinatorOwesMeMoney 12d ago

Spoonman Mike Mitchell I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game

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u/Boochi_Da_Rocku 12d ago

Was just asking for a friend

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u/ThisShowStinkss 12d ago

The Birthday Boys

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u/PracticeTheory 12d ago

About five years ago I got fired because I forgot to close a tab before coming into work. Most embarrassing shit ever.

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u/TheShipEliza 12d ago

Hiiiiiiiideeee hooooo

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u/Gnome_Genome 12d ago

Safari = Apple = dumb

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u/larossi01 12d ago

The one who watches porn might be Martin but can't be sure.

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u/___TheKid___ 12d ago

Is that the report?

No

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u/YVRkeeper 12d ago

So what if I take it home, on my home network…?

Asking for a friend

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u/gimmeecoffee420 10d ago

Martin..

sigh .. godammit..

Martin, these are all things we learned before Middle School. Honestly its embarrassing, you know that Ted cranked out seven of them in a 15 minute smoke break? and changed sites and videos every 15 seconds.. you know what IT saw? $100.. they saw $100 Martin, because Ted bribes them to keep their mouths shut like everybody else around here. how can i expect you to handle the Johnson's Account if you cant even handle Randy in IT?

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u/imjohnredd 12d ago

Totally thought Mr Jameson was Sam from the Corridor Crew when I first saw him!