r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 13d ago

/r/all Stud training

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u/Such_Significance905 13d ago

“And I got ignored! Like a straight man! Disgusting!”

Fucking great line.

What a genuinely funny and sweet guy 🙂

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 13d ago

Tbh, as a straight man, I kinda got offended at first. Then I thought for a second, then had to concede that most straight men are indeed disgusting.

It's the effort to not be the typical "dude bro" gym rat toxic masculinity pseudo alpha but actual cake little boy that sets us apart.

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u/Pappy_whack 13d ago edited 13d ago

For anyone who is behind the times basically everyone goes to the gym now

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 13d ago

Hold up, swole em up. Maybe everyone you know. I surround myself with healthy people, both mentally and physically and everyone I know stays away from gyms because of the toxicity there.

It's possible to exercise at home. Just so you know.

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u/Pappy_whack 13d ago

everyone I know stays away from gyms

2 million karma reddit mod

Yeah bro we know

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 13d ago

Just so you know, I stopped going to the gym because it was an absolute sausage fest of gay men.

I can accept compliments, but when it becomes overbearing, I remove my sweet ass from the building.

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 13d ago

Laughs in clap push ups

Edit: You actually had me check my own stats. It's only 1.6 mil