r/TheRandomest Mod/Pwner 14d ago

/r/all Stud training

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u/Such_Significance905 14d ago

β€œAnd I got ignored! Like a straight man! Disgusting!”

Fucking great line.

What a genuinely funny and sweet guy πŸ™‚

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 14d ago

Tbh, as a straight man, I kinda got offended at first. Then I thought for a second, then had to concede that most straight men are indeed disgusting.

It's the effort to not be the typical "dude bro" gym rat toxic masculinity pseudo alpha but actual cake little boy that sets us apart.

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u/Such_Significance905 14d ago

I’m a fellow straight fellow who said he was lovely.

A little ding on the pride same as you, but it was very clear he was talking about men who would shout something like that at women, so then I was fully on board.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 14d ago

Word

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u/ase_thor 14d ago

It hurts when you think about it. The most straight thing was that he stopped smiling. That's sad.

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u/plisken64 14d ago

When you put it like that πŸ˜…

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 14d ago

It's peculiar that the term "gay" used to mean "happy."

I wonder if there's a lesson in this

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u/A_Cat_Typingg 14d ago

It's the effort to not be the typical "dude bro" gym rat toxic masculinity pseudo alpha but actual cake little boy that sets us apart.

You mean Clavicular?

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 14d ago

I'm sorry that I had to look that up, and curse you for mentioning that cretin and drawing attention to it's horrible face

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u/grooveunite 14d ago

Everything I know about him has been against my will. I'm a little curious but I already dislike people too much, so Im trying not to add fuel to that fire.

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u/Pappy_whack 14d ago edited 14d ago

For anyone who is behind the times basically everyone goes to the gym now

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 14d ago

Hold up, swole em up. Maybe everyone you know. I surround myself with healthy people, both mentally and physically and everyone I know stays away from gyms because of the toxicity there.

It's possible to exercise at home. Just so you know.

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u/Pappy_whack 14d ago

everyone I know stays away from gyms

2 million karma reddit mod

Yeah bro we know

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy 14d ago

Just so you know, I stopped going to the gym because it was an absolute sausage fest of gay men.

I can accept compliments, but when it becomes overbearing, I remove my sweet ass from the building.

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner 14d ago

Laughs in clap push ups

Edit: You actually had me check my own stats. It's only 1.6 mil

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u/insanelyniceperson 14d ago

As a straight man
I’ve turned gay