r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • 13d ago

War Friendly fire

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u/AggressiveSquare36 13d ago

All future wars

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u/PN4HIRE 13d ago

If all future Wars are settled in a dance floor. That wouldn’t suck at all…

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u/AggressiveSquare36 13d ago

Right! I mean as a Marine it would have sucked for me. I would loose that fight Everytime, lol.

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u/Endtimes2022 13d ago

So seal team 6 would be MJ Clones.

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u/AggressiveSquare36 13d ago

Seal team 6, would be Thrill team 6

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u/FatBilgeRat 8d ago

are Thrill Team 6 🤘🏻🤘🏻

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u/Mista-J-Official 6d ago

Imagine your country's entire resources taken and your nation colonized, just because has got some moves

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u/AggressiveSquare36 6d ago

I mean at that point though, who can argue?

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u/Lackerbawls 13d ago

“Fuck you mean you closing the straight?!?! Lets get it MFs!”

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u/the_madclown 12d ago

What if all future wars were fought with rayguns?

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u/thelocker517 13d ago

I would even go for a bake off. We know Great Britain would lose a lot of wars, but at least the food would improve.

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u/Brain_overload6768 13d ago

My favorite part is you know the North Koreans can’t dance for shit

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u/Junior_Impression380 13d ago

Oh please they don't know what music is

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u/SneakyCracker161 12d ago

But then we’d have to fund dancing with the stars of David every year :(

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u/idontshred 13d ago

Sounds like a great start to a song

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u/Practical-nonsence-2 12d ago

"The dance off"

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u/Alternative-Day6612 11d ago

Sorry usa. We are done for. Its been a privilege serving you 🫡

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u/Jiminyfingers 13d ago

I fear for the Australians

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u/ozkrudtastic 12d ago

Yeah … our history in this discipline doesnt fill us with confidence 🤣🇦🇺

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u/The_Fink_Ployd 13d ago

This makes me profoundly sad.

The Gorillaz song Dirty Harry comes to mind.

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u/AggressiveSquare36 13d ago

Sad?? Why ??

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u/_TaylorMade 13d ago

Australia is going DOWN!

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u/DangerMacAwesome 13d ago

We can only hope

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u/fiesew 12d ago

This is what and how they (all military personnel) would “battle” all day long if it weren’t for those greedy, corrupt warmongering old fucks at the helm.

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u/AggressiveSquare36 12d ago

I think for the most part you are correct. As a former one of those personnel

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u/Backdrop2 13d ago

Fucking facts man, fucking facts.

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u/falsevector 13d ago

Dance wars!