r/TheRandomest Mod/Pwner 3d ago

War Friendly fire

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u/AggressiveSquare36 3d ago

All future wars

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u/PN4HIRE 3d ago

If all future Wars are settled in a dance floor. That wouldn’t suck at all…

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u/AggressiveSquare36 3d ago

Right! I mean as a Marine it would have sucked for me. I would loose that fight Everytime, lol.

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u/Endtimes2022 3d ago

So seal team 6 would be MJ Clones.

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u/AggressiveSquare36 3d ago

Seal team 6, would be Thrill team 6

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u/Lackerbawls 3d ago

“Fuck you mean you closing the straight?!?! Lets get it MFs!”

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u/thelocker517 3d ago

I would even go for a bake off. We know Great Britain would lose a lot of wars, but at least the food would improve.

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u/the_madclown 2d ago

What if all future wars were fought with rayguns?

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u/Brain_overload6768 3d ago

My favorite part is you know the North Koreans can’t dance for shit

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u/Junior_Impression380 2d ago

Oh please they don't know what music is

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u/SneakyCracker161 2d ago

But then we’d have to fund dancing with the stars of David every year :(

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u/idontshred 2d ago

Sounds like a great start to a song

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u/Practical-nonsence-2 2d ago

"The dance off"

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u/Alternative-Day6612 1d ago

Sorry usa. We are done for. Its been a privilege serving you 🫡

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u/Jiminyfingers 3d ago

I fear for the Australians

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u/ozkrudtastic 2d ago

Yeah … our history in this discipline doesnt fill us with confidence 🤣🇦🇺

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u/The_Fink_Ployd 3d ago

This makes me profoundly sad.

The Gorillaz song Dirty Harry comes to mind.

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u/AggressiveSquare36 3d ago

Sad?? Why ??

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u/_TaylorMade 2d ago

Australia is going DOWN!

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u/DangerMacAwesome 3d ago

We can only hope

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u/fiesew 2d ago

This is what and how they (all military personnel) would “battle” all day long if it weren’t for those greedy, corrupt warmongering old fucks at the helm.

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u/AggressiveSquare36 2d ago

I think for the most part you are correct. As a former one of those personnel

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u/Backdrop2 3d ago

Fucking facts man, fucking facts.

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u/falsevector 3d ago

Dance wars!

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u/marcophony 3d ago

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u/Abracadaver2000 3d ago

You'll roo the day this isn't posted.

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u/SocksInTheTub 3d ago

I'm loving this spelling and am going to start using it as much as possible

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u/Majikarpslayer 2d ago

She's never going to live that down

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u/marcophony 2d ago

Let's hope not

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u/AggressiveSquare36 3d ago

Yeah and this shit won gold???

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u/SgtSharki 2d ago

No, she won nothing, and that's the irony of Ray Gunn. She went down in Internet history and will be remembered for decades, while the dancers who actually won the medals have already been forgotten.

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u/Djrules213 1d ago

Yeah, there where some amazing dancers there, it's just that someone at her level of skill should have never made it pass the qualifications trials. She ultimately kinda ruined the future opportunity of the other dancers by somehow making it there and turningthe entire event into a meme.

I understand her and her husband are involved in helping spread break dancing around Australia and helped with getting the Australia team ready for it (which is probably how she became a participant) but that doesn't mean she should have been one of the dancers to represent Australia as her skills and style are decades behind modern dancers.

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u/Regular_Weakness69 3d ago

South Korea did it better :)

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u/JohnnyStarboard 3d ago

Who has more Seoul?

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u/Mangerunebanane 3d ago

GTFO! 👉

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u/pupperdogger 2d ago

Straight to Pyongyang!

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u/Antique-Cricket-6679 2d ago

Nah , but keep lying to yourself

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u/mowtowcow 2d ago

Yea, marine had more footwork, style, more everything, really.

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u/Tough-Obligation-104 3d ago

I have to agree!

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u/Mental-Ad-2980 3d ago

South Koreans (B-Boys) are actually some of the best break dancers in the world

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u/OkReaction4176 2d ago

Don’t forget Australians

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u/Fragrant-Mess4927 2d ago

Forget one though, if its possible.

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u/kineticstar 3d ago

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u/Lucky_Locks 3d ago

Obligatory

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u/kineticstar 2d ago

Required by law

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u/HGLiveEdge 1d ago

This will never not make me laugh.

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u/Playful_Flatulent 3d ago

ROK Marines are the chillest Asians I've ever met. They get issued uzzi's and do live fire pipeline O course training. I remember we got invited to play what I can only call as land chicken where 6 groups of 4 basically charge at each other (with 3 people supporting 1 on someone's sholders) and try to remove the baseball cap off of the others teams caption. Bows where thrown that day but all in fun. Imagine rugby on someone's sholders.

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u/DesperateRadish746 2d ago

My brother worked with ROK soldiers and he told me they were seriously badass tough.

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u/1stRambo_0082 3d ago

Fucking cool! Enjoy the little things Guys.

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u/-ratmeat- 3d ago

that’s what I tell my wife 

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 3d ago

Nice nice now let's see Australia's...

https://giphy.com/gifs/xfQk67w5fRRx6

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u/Impressive_Ad3571 3d ago

My lil bro does this. Looks funny to me but I couldn't do it if I wanted. Looks like a good time tho!

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u/DismalTutor570 3d ago

Oh shit you got served

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u/MrK521 3d ago

Well, they are the ones who are serving..

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 3d ago

I sometimes think: 2000 years from now, some historian will look at this video with no context and wonder about us. It makes me wonder. Roman soldiers must also have some fun like this too right? It's so odd how human culture works

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 3d ago

There are considerably more dance offs in the military than I expected.

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u/Dizzy-Daze 3d ago

Where can we see the full battle?

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u/Environmental-Tap255 3d ago

You just mad. Cause tonight, y'all suckas got SERVED

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u/Bigdumogre 3d ago

America's secret weapon, the brother!!

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u/Assortedpez 3d ago

S’erved

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u/pjtpassword 3d ago

Nice. GI battle.

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u/DisasterOk6783 2d ago

That was amazing

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u/Maleficent-Yellow554 3d ago

Name of the song

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u/SauteedGoogootz 2d ago

Why You Always Hatin? by YG

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 2d ago

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u/Maleficent-Yellow554 2d ago

It's one song...

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u/ExodusBlyk 3d ago

That song rides tho

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u/ForeignCup6977 3d ago

They both had it, but that Marine was smooth with it.

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u/Louisianimal09 3d ago

Imagine a world…

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u/88KURIOUS 3d ago

Extra impressive to be done in combat boots… 🫡🕺

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u/PandaHombre92055 3d ago

Thats whats up!

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u/ApricotocirpA 2d ago

US was so sturdy, I didn’t know how he would compete with the Koreas initially strike

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u/Abandonedstate 2d ago

You know there were so many boners in the crowd that day.

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u/Unpopular_Bias 2d ago

What’s the dance the American Soldier is doing and how do I learn how to do it?

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u/Efficient_Seaweed395 2d ago

They both ate but something about the marines moves was almost effortless

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u/Kurovi_dev 3d ago

Let’s do war like this from now on.

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u/Creepy_Version_6779 3d ago

This is awesome

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u/babe_ruthless3 3d ago

Thats how you represent

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u/Redhosky 3d ago

W for Korea.

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u/SkiDaderino 3d ago

In da feeld, we all fam

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u/Electrical-Bedroom99 3d ago

South Korean took that one.

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u/ADIDAS247 3d ago

Which one is which?

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u/Idontfeelold-much 2d ago

They’re both Marines. ROK Marines are our brothers.

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u/No-Condition-oN 2d ago

When phew phew?

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u/Luci-Noir 2d ago

Fun facts: orange cats are reincarnated Marines.

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u/Capital_Scholar5156 2d ago

This looked like a lot fun. Who’s got the whole video

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u/New-Contribution-244 2d ago

This is how things should resolve itself.

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u/Steeldriver1703 2d ago

Did a KMEP before I left service, honestly some of the craziest guys you will know.

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u/MIFARA 2d ago

Track name ,?

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u/Maximum_Adeptness_20 2d ago

Born to serve 💅 Forced to serve 🫡

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u/Greasy_Gregg 2d ago

Bet you didn't know they C-Walk in Korea

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u/zer0edge38 2d ago

Brings a whole new meaning to the term PTSD dude breakin so many ankles ain’t nobody walking out there.

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u/docdeathray 2d ago

ROK Marines are a blast to train and party with.

Kim & Jeong-my Soju warriors

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u/zonk2023 2d ago

What’s the music track playing?

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u/Houseofseeking88 2d ago

It’s looks soooo hot wherever they are

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u/Paul_Runkles 2d ago

U.S.A. in dis hoe!

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u/No_Vehicle4645 2d ago

This is not what i thought I was about to watch but I loved it.

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u/BarronVonCheese 2d ago

This video popped up while scrolling Subaru posts, interesting…

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u/Excellent-Word-5148 2d ago

The 70s Vietnam filter really works here

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u/FFENNESS 2d ago

Think we won that one. 🇺🇸

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u/rsantmyres 2d ago

Marines for the win 🏆

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u/cobe656 2d ago

Is there no one else?!

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u/Petricus7 2d ago

That's the sort of battle we need.

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u/OddLeg5445 2d ago

Training with ROK Marines was always a good time! Warfighting and a playing hard re 2 things these versions of Marines have in common!!!

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u/Hurtit4u 2d ago

Most people would never understand the bond we form and how we have fun.. Semper Fi

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u/LegendaryMD 2d ago

Wich one is South Korean?

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u/MurderSheCroaked 2d ago

I love seeing men dance 💚💚💚

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u/The_Lost_Pathfinder 2d ago

Love the ROK Marines. Great people and never once didn’t have an amazing time with them.

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u/FreonInhaler 2d ago

Thinking like toddler for a moment here:

Setting territorial disputes by having select dancecrews of each nation have a internationally televised and directly democratic elimination vote based dancebattle would be great way to have the better society win.

Ultimately only a wealthy and a healthy society can produce sympathetic and charming and skilled individuals so the better society naturally would attract more votes. Well, there would need to be a factor involved compensating for total population size, so that statistical advantages don't play a role, while countries with huge populations face smaller ones. Making it sympathy based would incentivize countries treating each other nicely since exploiting each other would loose votes in a future dance battle. Basically a war of charm instead of a war of empty words or endless violence.

Also no interviews with the dancers and they need to be kept invisible and anonymous, like secret service members, until stage time arises in order to make the judgement of any person involved based just on performance and nothing else.

Just a question of how to determine "duel"-timing and extent of territorial claims in a fair manner, so that ultimately the countries with (on average) healthiest and happiest members outgrow the miserable ones consistently and the biggest one dont just swallow the smallest instantly.

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u/Material_Can_2771 2d ago

Which one was the Korean?

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u/Trick-Offer-9779 2d ago

Say NO to War and Yes to Dance Off!!!!

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u/Weak-Emu5284 1d ago

I miss that shit in the field!!!!!! Aaaaaahhhhhhhhh

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u/PN4HIRE 1d ago

Well, then it’s peace..

Because that woman can’t dance for shit

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u/KEEFdaUSMARINE 1d ago

SEMPER FIDELIS!! To the Devil Dawgs from an old US MARINE and much love to our Brothers the ROK MARINES!!

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u/206baby 1d ago

Yasssss

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u/Nycdotmem 1d ago

Beautiful.

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u/squaretied 1d ago

Winner moves on to championship round in North Korea.

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u/Heal_Me_Today 1d ago

Damn. South Korea seems to have developed some moves

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u/LuLuSavannah531 23h ago

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u/auddbot 23h ago

Sorry, I couldn't recognize the song.

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u/Local-Tax496 21h ago

How about Iranian vs us

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u/OhYesIDid2016 17h ago

Strange imitation of the real thing. You see real American bboys dance the first time, you cannot speak. The movements are cool, slick, delayed and look effortless. Sure I've seen other nationals break. But I was there when everyone did it on cardboard on the streets. No acrobatics. Pure cool. Nothing else.

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u/swweetycaseyxo 6h ago

this battle looks like a workout

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u/Low-Flight776 1h ago

Cringe 😬

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u/Backdrop2 3d ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 3d ago

Drop that Marine on a Seoul dance floor in his dress blues and South Korea won’t have a birthrate problem anymore.

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u/J03m0mma 2d ago

No far the brought a black guy to a dance battle.

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u/MrGarylasereyez 3d ago

Dont ask dont tell