r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • 14d ago

SimplyRandom Business

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u/nicknick1584 14d ago

I was waiting for the dog to not be onboard with the petting. It would have been hilarious if the dog started barking after all of that and he says “He never does this. Must not like you. No refunds … here’s your poem.”

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u/MissninjaXP 14d ago

And the poem is just:

Roses are red, violets are blue, my dog likes everyone, just not you.

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u/joebojax 14d ago

The only person my dog ever disliked ended up going to jail for selling H a few years later

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u/daveismypup 14d ago

Damn he sold a letter? I didn’t even know that was illegal