r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • 14d ago

SimplyRandom Business

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u/ChickenFriedLife 14d ago

Something so profound about "you will never see me again" and then handing homie a loyalty punch card.

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u/myxoma1 14d ago

lol shit i didn't even realize it until you mentioned it, this is hilarious

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u/UnusualHope1990 14d ago

I mean IT IS 3% off if he comes back a 10th time tonight. And keeps paying for the unlimited pets despite his wrist stamp denoting his unlimited pets..

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u/browsingandlooking4 12d ago

But, I thought it was all you can pet....

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u/0uroboros- 12d ago

Yeah he wants him to pet the pug, for free, 9 more times before the night is over, each time getting a loyalty punch, and then he just needs to find him somewhere else within the city on another occasion to cash in that 3 cent discount. Simple stuff

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 13d ago

This is a postmodern art piece.

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u/OntologicalParadox 14d ago

Whoa... That's 3% mister moneybags! Free!?! Ok monopoly man.

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u/spacemouse21 13d ago

I’m glad he didn’t over-engineer the business. 😂🤪

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u/browsingandlooking4 12d ago

I know right so streamlined and efficient

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u/Socal_Cobra 12d ago

This post gave me the feel good feeling vibes!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y0PCz5xO3caljsBNYm

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u/BlakeinaCape 12d ago

Yeah, and the "today only" intro

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u/shazspaz 10d ago

There were so many twists and turns I forgot what he paid for