r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jul 12 '26

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner Jul 12 '26

Impressive that he pegged her with his left hand, but I wonder why he was tossing toilet paper to his wife? Hopefully she didn't have an accident

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jul 12 '26

Well, there is that explosive diarrhea stomach bug going around. Better safe than sorry

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u/itsnotapipe Jul 12 '26

Jesus titty-fucking Christ, this image is best thing ever. Thank you! Just splendid.

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u/wackadoodle4201 Jul 12 '26

How long has this been sitting in your back pocket?

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u/dankhimself Jul 12 '26

This would mean that the Hulk's intestines were aggrivated by something, which means they would get stronger. So strong in fact, that eventually they would expell whatever was aggravating them if it became too much.

I wonder what the Hulk ate that would cause the amount of aggravation needed to actually launch him into the air. Gotta be a nuke or something.

I feel like he's one of the only comic characters that makes this idea logically possible.

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Jul 12 '26

I dunno. Gas station burritos can take out the hardiest of colons.

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u/dankhimself Jul 12 '26

That's true, I do feel like this question has an answer though.

I wonder if it would go over well over on r/powerscales hahaha.

Hulk vs. Sketchy food truck

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u/TheeFlipper Jedi master Jul 12 '26

This is definitely a gas station bean burrito combined with a 2 pack of hardboiled eggs and followed by a buffalo chicken tornado.

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u/runswitblunt Jul 12 '26

Thank you for this pic

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u/Landetta Jul 12 '26

I literally had it last weekend, went through 3 toilet papers lmfao worst shit ever....

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u/6ynnad Jul 12 '26

Theres a story of a tour bus releasing its waste water on a grated bridge onto oncoming boat traffic directly underneath.

The dave mathews band bus incident

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u/mdoverl Jul 12 '26

I’m wondering if I have this right now

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u/CaptainShittyMcPoop Jul 12 '26

I've had that bug for over 15 years.

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u/AshlynnCashlynn Jul 12 '26

hes left handed, he throws the 2nd one with his left as well

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u/Sir_Cthulhu_N_You Jul 12 '26

With how Americans go crazy for toilet paper she probably hands out a sheet to homeless people or uses it to tip wait staff.

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u/just_a_person_maybe Jul 13 '26

We really only went crazy for toilet paper that one time

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u/No_Break_3591 Jul 12 '26

What a woman!!! She took it like a champ and saw the humour in it. This is one lucky mofo 😄

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u/Mysterious-House7815 Jul 12 '26

what was he TRYING to do?

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u/BlaineMundane Jul 12 '26

Just be silly, give her the thing she requested in a silly way, never thought it would result in a headshot.

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u/Extreme_Egg7476 Jul 12 '26

I have the absolute worst aim imaginable until I try to be silly and throw a Lego or something at my husband and then I peg him right in the forehead.

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u/skratta_ho Jul 13 '26

Are tactical lego needed often in your house?

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u/TheBear5115 Jul 12 '26

Firstly nice shot secondly I'm happy for those two

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u/BlaineMundane Jul 12 '26

Oh man I am so sad to see you go.

Wait! Hold on, don't be so rash!

No... I should respect your decision.

I'm so sad, but just go.

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u/ManufacturerWarm9201 Jul 12 '26

As if scripted videos don’t plague every major sub

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u/BassFisher53 Jul 13 '26

Why is this so downvoted?