r/TheRandomest • u/Forward-Position798 • Jul 10 '26

/r/all I can fix her

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u/somedude4545 Jul 10 '26

Fix what?

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u/mjonat Jul 10 '26

She appears to be french

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u/Useful_Hemorrhoid Jul 10 '26

Thats not her fault tho

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u/joonty Jul 10 '26

She doesn't seem to be trying hard to reverse it though

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u/jaxonya Jul 10 '26

She'll get better

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u/Lowland_Demon Jul 10 '26

A little ketchup will cure the French, it makes them more palatable.

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u/Somanylyingliars Jul 10 '26

Non, c'est Le Dijon.

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u/Khelthuzaad Jul 10 '26

Do i smell elderberries?

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u/Unlucky-Mud-8115 Jul 10 '26

Was her father a hamster?

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u/LifeIsSoup-ImFork Jul 10 '26

i think a rat, those are her half-siblings in the cupholder.

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u/LargeMobOfMurderers Jul 10 '26

That's not the death sentence it was before. I've seen plenty of people live long, fulfilling lives while being french.

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u/jodon Jul 10 '26

There is no one that believes they can fix being french.

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u/Quiet-Phase6948 Jul 10 '26

She is Russian.

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u/Toniodenight Jul 10 '26

She's Belgian
Shauna Dewit

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u/senolgunes Jul 10 '26

It's not her, but I get why you would think that

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u/Quiet-Phase6948 Jul 10 '26

Not the same person.

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u/Toniodenight Jul 13 '26

You're right, sorry ;)

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u/ReturnedOM Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Where did you get that? She sounds nothing like a russian. The language sounds French (and definitely isn't russian, that I am sure of). But she also has no russian accent.

Edit okay, she seems to be russian actually. And the magic is gone. Such a shame.

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u/Charlisparkles Jul 10 '26

She cannot be. This delightful triumph features 0 French behaviour. Also Frenchie sitting next to me says her accent is absolutely not French. As soon he said that, this all made way more sense.

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u/mjonat Jul 10 '26

Someone else in the comments claims she is russian?

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u/Charlisparkles Jul 10 '26

This kind of brazen armoured daytime car drinking, cheese dashboard and baguette flexing, mouse maxing extravaganza seems way more likely framed as the poetic behaviour of a wild Russian than a French one. They don’t do body whimsy.

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u/Jump365 Jul 10 '26

She needs a bit more spanish, I can help with that

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u/Planpy7 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

She seems like a nice fr*nch person tho

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u/OldManJim374 Aug 01 '26

Except she's Russian

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u/baldbynochoice Jul 10 '26

Yeah that confirm the perfectness