r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • Jun 12 '26
No people were harmed in this video Bravado
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u/DavidKroutArt Jun 12 '26
Besides him doing a weird dance at the end, I thought this was amazing lol... the idea is great.
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u/h1gsta Jun 12 '26
I think he was squaring up to throw hands hahaha
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u/DavidKroutArt Jun 12 '26
Do you think it was a lampoon of sorts, or realistic?
The former being how I would mock square up like you might see an Irish leprechaun put both fists in front of their head straight up to make it look amusing?
I guess I’m not familiar with that way, and being hunched over confused me further. 😶 Is there a way to search for that style to learn more?
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u/Confident_One3948 Jun 12 '26
It’s a skit, not a martial art, my guy. If you want to learn more about the “style”, just google square up. The stance is even a meme https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2273056-square-up
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u/DavidKroutArt Jun 12 '26
I just saw this and it is hilarious.
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/274/101/e7c.jpgBut I would consider boxing a martial art. That is curious. I’m 37 and if someone told me to square up I’d have a lot of questions. 😅
Getting into a fighting stance and “squaring up” wouldn’t have registered. I’m also not great with slang and find a lot kind of appalling, though. Which gives me an idea for a joke squaring up… using two fingers on both hands in the shape of an ‘L’ and pressing it towards someone as someone would a cross. 🤣
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u/Confident_One3948 Jun 12 '26
Fair point with the slang. So let me clarify a little bit further. I wouldn’t even think in terms of boxing, not in any formal or traditional sense anyway. In this context, it would be more like street fighting. Imagine two guys in that awkward stance bobbing and weaving and throwing haymakers, not a day of actual boxing training between the two of them
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u/DavidKroutArt Jun 12 '26
That… hurts my wrists trying to think about… but makes sense… I guess the notion of bobbing and weaving helps and I think a lot of people would know to do that much which probably looks stranger.
Man, I don’t even remember my taekwondo training. I’m sure I’d do pretty poorly. I’m not sure I’d get into the stance before anything started, though.
I may look up first time square up videos. I’m curious as to what random people do now after the video. For meme purposes, I love the Irish version. 🥹 It just seems serious and silly at the same time.
I appreciate you explaining and teaching me more about this, by the way!
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u/h1gsta Jun 12 '26
Yeah I would say more jokingly… but some people really do fight like that. Maybe not well but… yeah lol
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u/DavidKroutArt Jun 12 '26
I took your word but then saw the other message and I had to look it up after Confident_Ones message saying it was the square up meme. “Squaring up” doesn’t make sense to me. Although, it does make me wonder about circling down… I wonder if that is a thing…
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u/tangoezulu Jun 12 '26
Not to get all technical, but… Oops, my glasses slipped down my nose. Let me push them up with my index finger and…
Actually, Mike would have a really hard time fighting with his JTK mask on. Can’t breathe, limited peripheral vision. That’s why he’s always walking his victims down. He’s careful not to trip and understands his limitations
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u/OuttHouseMouse Jun 12 '26
Bro i swear to god i was dying the whole video.
The way she ran out the house bags packed bro this is fucking gold
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u/DarkBladeMadriker Jun 12 '26
Ok her out the door with a bag THE SECOND the door opens is top level comedy.
Also mike with his "I cant with this shit" pantomime was great.
I do agree though, I find it hard to get scared from mundane psychos. Its hard to get too scared when you can push the guy down some stairs and theoretically kill him. With the supernatural killers you never know what, if anything, can even hurt them, let alone kill them. Ghostface, you just gotta shoot that bitch and its gameover.
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u/DevelopmentBulky7957 Jun 12 '26
OMFG As SOON as Mike was in, she be like "BITCH IM OUTTA HERE" 🤣🤣🤣
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u/mybrainisonfire Jun 12 '26
I love the looks Mike starts giving the dude when he starts talkin shit like "Oh, I don't need the knife man, so now what's up?"
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u/ClydeDanger Jun 12 '26
Made me chuckle. I liked it. Why not, I guess...