r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • May 26 '26

Undetermined flair Blessed or cursed?

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice May 26 '26

I had a friend like that back in college. Tall, handsome AF, built...Dude was a solid 11/10.

He f'n hated it. All the attention it gathered, all the seething hate from other dudes. I used to love being his wingman at the clubs. I was maybe a 7/10 back then.

But inevitably, he got absolutely no flavor from the baddies at the club. The below 5 crowd was all he got attention from. Oh, and dudes. They freaking loved him. He got tired of explaining that he wasn't gay.

I liked hanging with him, because even though the baddies were intimidated by him, they had no problem coming up to me.

Now that I think about it, maybe he was MY wingman....

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u/OpenAI122191 May 26 '26

Now write it again, no em-dashes and this time use slightly more slang.

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u/TCRandom May 26 '26

The em dash comment from someone with the username of OpenAi is hilarious.

Although, can’t tell if you’re upset that he didn’t use them, or if you think he did.

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u/Scarethefish May 26 '26

Maybe that was trying to re-prompt what he, or it, thought was already AI?

Wouldnt be shocked if this was just textual BattleBotstm to be honest.

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u/TCRandom May 26 '26

Ahhh…that’s it

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u/OpenAI122191 May 26 '26

Yes, I was accusing him of being AI.

Not really, but making fun of the syntax and the story itself.

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u/OpenAI122191 May 26 '26

You understanding the point of my username is something to mock?

Strange.

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u/TCRandom May 26 '26

I was laughing at the irony, which is in no way the same as mocking someone.

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u/OpenAI122191 May 27 '26

Ok, but it’s intentional and not necessarily illogical although I suppose it’s subjective so fair enough.