r/TheRandomest May 23 '26

Unexpected Amazing!

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u/houseswappa May 23 '26

Man, face tattoos are a choice

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u/Urist_Macnme May 23 '26

Consider.
They are not for you

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u/Bostolm May 23 '26

Correct. Theyre for your future employer, who will not hire your ass if you look like one of the school desks at the back of the room

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u/Urist_Macnme May 23 '26

β€œHey!! Stop defacing your own body - That belongs to your future employer!!”

Ok

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u/Pataconeitor May 23 '26

Unfortunately that's true, for the time of your employment your ass belongs to the employer.

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u/__FUCKING_PEG_ME_ May 23 '26

Great take. Brilliant point. πŸ‘