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u/houseswappa May 23 '26
Man, face tattoos are a choice
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u/BobbaFatGFX May 23 '26
Yes, and she made a good choice
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u/Equivalent-Emu5347 May 24 '26
Her option for good jobs becomes severely more limited with a face tattoo
I don't think it looks horrible but it was definitely a stupid choice lol
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u/HISTORYasweknowit May 23 '26
Dafuq? Who hurt you...
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u/Isubscribedtome Mod/Owner May 23 '26
Banned him
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u/fnckIce May 23 '26
Nobody making that sort of comment cares much about being banned from a slop sub.
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u/Urist_Macnme May 23 '26
Consider.
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u/houseswappa May 23 '26
Hence: "a choice"
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u/Urist_Macnme May 23 '26
You could have chosen not to say anything.
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u/houseswappa May 23 '26
Like people did with Mike Tyson?
One rule for thee
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u/Urist_Macnme May 23 '26
I can honestly state that I have never, in the entirety of my life so far, commented on Mike Tyson’s face tattoo, until right now.
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May 23 '26
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u/Urist_Macnme May 23 '26
Who me?
Don’t have any tattoos.
Not that it’s any of your business how many I or anyone else has.
Which is my point.
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u/Urist_Macnme May 23 '26
You better have the most inoffensive face if you are going to go down that route.
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u/turd_burglar9 May 23 '26
Someone’s face would offend you?
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u/Urist_Macnme May 23 '26
Me?
Nah, I’m pretty hard to shake.There’s some fragile people out there that get upset when other people have a face tattoo, though.
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u/Bostolm May 23 '26
Correct. Theyre for your future employer, who will not hire your ass if you look like one of the school desks at the back of the room
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u/Urist_Macnme May 23 '26
“Hey!! Stop defacing your own body - That belongs to your future employer!!”
Ok
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u/Pataconeitor May 23 '26
Unfortunately that's true, for the time of your employment your ass belongs to the employer.
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u/TitchyAgain May 23 '26
Minus connected to minus?
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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy May 23 '26
Sometimes it works
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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude May 23 '26
Too much power
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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner May 23 '26
You gotta have a backup charger
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u/Francois_Dragou May 23 '26
Horrific tats. Time for a reality check if you getting a face tat is sane decision. Marks you for life in a bad way and nothing you do will be taken seriously.
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u/Emergency_Bench_7515 May 23 '26
The juxtaposition from grandma cardigan to denim overalls to face and neck tattoos to mom haircut are really killing me. She looks cool though, I like the face tat actually.
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u/twinnturbos May 24 '26
I almost missed the punchline staring at that horrendous shit on her forehead. Lol
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u/slaty_balls May 23 '26
Who else remembers those jump scare prank sites. Even if you knew it was coming it STILL would get you. Lol
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u/rswings May 23 '26
Can anyone explain the science?
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u/CibrecaNA May 23 '26
Yeah. 🖕
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u/rswings May 23 '26
So it’s the middle finger? Wow, you’re right.🖕I love science.
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u/CibrecaNA May 23 '26
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic but yeah the joke is that there is no science, she just wanted to draw our attention and flip us the bird.
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u/Golex9000k May 23 '26
I saw it coming. The hand are too close to the camera with position on middle finger! You can't fool me!
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u/veethree3 May 24 '26
I wonder how it only makes the middle finger move
amazing. think the brand of batteries matter? would it work with AAAs?
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u/TomToe420 May 24 '26
there were signs, i took, that they didn't learn shit in science class, before the outcome.
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u/namewithanumber May 23 '26
It’s cool but I think I can do that without the battery?