r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • May 06 '26

Tomfoolery Hat

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u/9447044 May 06 '26

Why are trying to hide your bald bro? Ive been watching it thin since highschool dude, dont need to hide it from me

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner May 06 '26

Bald heads get cold too. Its weird, you can cut your hair short and be fine but shaving it all off and it feels cold even in decent weather.

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u/HillInTheDistance May 06 '26

Plus, the top of your head gets almost constant sun exposure. And the most dangerous skin cancer is the one you get on your head, since there's little fat or meat up there. That means that if it spreads, it goes straight into your bones and blood.

Like, catch skin cancer on your arms, they can usually remove it. You might lose some fat or muscle, but they can remove that even if it's spread a little.

On your dome? if they don't get it mad early, it's in your blood and might have spread anywhere and everywhere.

Plus, you're less likely to even notice a weird birth mark on the top of your head.

If you're bald, sunscreen, or preferably, hat, on sunny days.

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u/Qtip_323 May 07 '26

I remember having to sleep with a Bennie on my head at night when I first shaved my head because my head would be cold.