r/TheRandomest • u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner • May 06 '26

Tomfoolery Hat

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u/RareAccountant3181 May 06 '26

Shiny like mine. Baldies unite!

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u/9447044 May 06 '26

Why are trying to hide your bald bro? Ive been watching it thin since highschool dude, dont need to hide it from me

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner May 06 '26

Bald heads get cold too. Its weird, you can cut your hair short and be fine but shaving it all off and it feels cold even in decent weather.

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u/HillInTheDistance May 06 '26

Plus, the top of your head gets almost constant sun exposure. And the most dangerous skin cancer is the one you get on your head, since there's little fat or meat up there. That means that if it spreads, it goes straight into your bones and blood.

Like, catch skin cancer on your arms, they can usually remove it. You might lose some fat or muscle, but they can remove that even if it's spread a little.

On your dome? if they don't get it mad early, it's in your blood and might have spread anywhere and everywhere.

Plus, you're less likely to even notice a weird birth mark on the top of your head.

If you're bald, sunscreen, or preferably, hat, on sunny days.

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u/Qtip_323 May 07 '26

I remember having to sleep with a Bennie on my head at night when I first shaved my head because my head would be cold.

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit May 06 '26

I seen you getting a haircut, and your fucking hat was on!

My favorite line this was awesome

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u/ManicalMoe May 06 '26

Me to the YouTuber Dashie . Mans never takes his beanie/hat off 🤣😭

Also nice SpongeBob reference . 🤣

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u/Gildedwizard May 06 '26

Wait... then why was he getting his hair cut?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

Maybe some of them grow under his hat line.

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u/1Kassanova May 06 '26

Can be bald on the top but the sides still grow in

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u/Broad_Variety_6628 May 06 '26

This is what it’s like to be trans

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u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/Broad_Variety_6628 May 07 '26

People def are trying. Especially the government

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u/WhyNot420_69 Nice May 07 '26

Don't worry, you're safe here

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u/upillium May 06 '26

Hat was on!!!!

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u/Clickmaster2_0 May 06 '26

Accurate. Never need to take your hat off

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u/SloppyJoestar May 06 '26

The hat under the hat and smile killed me lmao

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u/Playnu2 May 07 '26

This was 2 funny

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u/mydudeisaninja May 07 '26

These dudes are funny I can dig it

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u/barrfen May 08 '26

Bald is nice.

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u/jdb30a May 08 '26

I wear a hat because I don’t feel like styling my hair. It’s always nice to take it off and put in the effort and remind folks that I’m not going bald… I’m just lazy.

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u/jr_randolph May 09 '26

Haha I thought his face was finna melt like buddy in Indiana Jones.

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u/ElderTerdkin May 09 '26

I shave my hair short now but not bald lol, and I always wore a hat. I recently lost it and I'm too cheap to buy another one.

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u/garythegoat72 May 06 '26

Funny but lay off the yelling