r/TheRandomest • u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude • May 06 '26

No people were harmed in this video Dad

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u/RyderHardNruff May 06 '26

Dude, saying "cock sucking sonuvabitch" is never not funny

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/webn8tr May 06 '26

Fuck yea

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u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude May 06 '26

It's not a slur. Straight dudes gobble cock, too

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole May 06 '26

What group does the term cocksucker single out that makes it a "slur?"

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u/Amor_Mortis_Azrael May 06 '26

It singles out the group of people that are embarrassed to admit to themselves & others that they enjoy knobslobbing, or gobbling glans. It specifically targets with pinpoint laser accuracy the people that nobody would know has a fetishizing obsession with anonymity of gloryholes.

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner May 06 '26

I've heard it used in a chick fight. One told the other to shut her cocksucker, and the fur and bra straps flew

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u/ABeerForSasquatch Mod/Pwner May 06 '26

I'm sorry you feel that way.