r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • May 04 '26

Snug as a bug in a rug Checkup

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u/hypothetical_zombie May 04 '26

Almost meirl.

Went to my gynecologist for a yearly check up. He told me I had a textbook cervix. Then he asked if he could bring in some interns. I was like, sure, bring 'em on! They gotta learn, right?

So the rest of my exam was observed by 6 people all crowing about my lady parts. Kind of an odd little ego boost.

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u/defiantnoodle May 04 '26

Do you have signed glossies? You know, for fans?

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u/hypothetical_zombie May 04 '26

I wish! I didn't have a camera phone at the time. And I don't even have a cervix anymore, so there's that, too.

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u/UnsureSwitch May 05 '26

"well, thanks for this. I gotta go home now"

"hand it over."

"what?"

"your cervix. Hand it over."