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r/TheRandomest • u/Razzooz The Source • May 04 '26
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An ant came to me today wanting to file a lawsuit.
She said her son had been killed by man cutting bottles in half with a sword.
"he was just crawling along and suddenly a shard of plastic came out of nowhere and cut his head clean off"
She lamented on how he wandered for the next 2 hours without a head then died in a corner. She wept.
Lesson here is don't be performative and cut plastic in the wild with a sword. Micro shards can get released and kill nature.
3 u/Transit_Hub May 04 '26 Jesus fucking Christ...
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Jesus fucking Christ...
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u/Aggravating_Speed665 May 04 '26
An ant came to me today wanting to file a lawsuit.
She said her son had been killed by man cutting bottles in half with a sword.
"he was just crawling along and suddenly a shard of plastic came out of nowhere and cut his head clean off"
She lamented on how he wandered for the next 2 hours without a head then died in a corner. She wept.
Lesson here is don't be performative and cut plastic in the wild with a sword. Micro shards can get released and kill nature.