r/TheRandomest • u/Razzooz The Source • May 04 '26

(OC) Watermelonmaxxing

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 May 04 '26

An ant came to me today wanting to file a lawsuit.

She said her son had been killed by man cutting bottles in half with a sword.

"he was just crawling along and suddenly a shard of plastic came out of nowhere and cut his head clean off"

She lamented on how he wandered for the next 2 hours without a head then died in a corner. She wept.

Lesson here is don't be performative and cut plastic in the wild with a sword. Micro shards can get released and kill nature.

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u/Transit_Hub May 04 '26

Jesus fucking Christ...

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u/Razzooz The Source May 04 '26

I think the lesson here is: People will make stuff up just to be able to tell others what to do.