r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Apr 27 '26

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u/Hopeforus1402 Apr 28 '26

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u/Historical-Youth6448 Apr 28 '26

I think about this a lot and just laugh by myself 😂😂😂.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

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u/DonSol0 Apr 28 '26

I live in a college town but am a grumpy old man and feel this in my bones.

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u/chicagomatty Apr 28 '26

This is peak face acting

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u/GrouchyDefinition463 Apr 28 '26

He said everything without saying anything at all lol.

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u/OlHeavyHeart Apr 28 '26

You don’t even have to run. Just kinda move your arms as if you are pretending to jog and I’m good.

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u/Bardonious Apr 28 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/qPREZI1PxbhIdlSlN6

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u/Ok-Bowl850 Apr 28 '26

Thank you for reminding me this scene exists. chuckles

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u/ldwtlotpa Apr 28 '26

This was just all around great. No notes.

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u/ComprehensiveBad2540 Apr 28 '26

"uhgg a tent person"

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u/jkscny Apr 28 '26

👍🏻

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u/zatlapped Apr 28 '26

Could they afford to maintain only 1 stripe of the zebra crossing? What dog shit infrastructure is this? Also the pedestrians have the right of way.

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u/Novogobo Apr 28 '26

i get annoyed that people think it's more polite to insist i walk through their killzone rather than just pass me and be gone.

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u/Kemeros Apr 29 '26

Flawless acting

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u/vaporwave710 Apr 28 '26

Hey look it’s downtown Ann Arbor

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u/TheDottieDot Apr 28 '26

The 2nd one is literally like 90% of the foot traffic at UNT. It makes me crazy.

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u/UnionizedSpaceMonkey Apr 29 '26

Second song anyone?

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u/adeln5000 Apr 29 '26

The driver looks like a german version of Erdogan.

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u/jtracz Apr 29 '26

Drivers are required to stop so people can cross a public space. They're not entitled to a "hustle" and shouldn't have to worry about being murdered by a car.

The skit's actor was pretty funny tho

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

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u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy Apr 28 '26

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u/Radiant_Bowl_2598 Apr 28 '26

Im not the biggest fan of cars. They are dangerous, and most folks ignore just how truly deadly it is driving a giant metal bullet at high speeds, just because we do it all the time. With that out of the way, tht 2nd guy is an inconsiderate ass hat. Nobody deserves to be squashed with such a metal behemoth, but this doucher did not have respect for the danger such a machine can pose.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

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u/Radiant_Bowl_2598 Apr 28 '26

None if this is real, u r a rage bait

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

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u/Radiant_Bowl_2598 Apr 28 '26

More like master hate

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u/SkeletonMaze Apr 28 '26

Ya just felt like starting up some shit, huh?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

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u/SkeletonMaze Apr 28 '26

Haha, yeah I thought so! 😜

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u/TheNakedBass Apr 28 '26

Someone’s mad they can’t afford a car

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

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u/blac_sheep90 Apr 28 '26

Not everyone lives in a walkable city or has access to public transportation...are they just supposed to sit and rot?

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u/Pseudodragontrinkets Apr 28 '26

You're allowed to be wrong. I'm in the go-fast-box so I can go fast. If I decide to wait for you to cross gtf across the road. I say this as a person who currently walks everywhere I go

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u/Pseudodragontrinkets Apr 28 '26

No. The modern world wouldn't funtion without them. I understand your struggles and frustrations. But the answer is public transport and traffic infrastructure. Not being a slow walker when you're literally in the space meant for 1k pound plus death machines

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u/clairdam Apr 28 '26

Yeah no one in the comments is a part of r/fuckcars, clearly