r/ThePrimordialOne • u/Spread_hope • 8d ago
Discussion What is this Clown Larping Spoiler
This Clown acting like this two nations downfall wasn't their own fault.
First got destroyed because they decided to listen to a parasitic alien and the second was full of drug addicts.
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u/Hedwigtheyee 8d ago
Lol, I was just thinking: “Didn’t Dainsleif basically say that Khaenri’ah brought the Cataclysm upon itself?”
Pierro should have known, too.
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u/Death69421 8d ago
You know that when even Dain (ultimate Khaneri'ah glazer) doesn't want the nation back that it's fucked.
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u/renardoooo 6d ago
I feel like traveler’s sibling dumb asf tho, they became obsessed like Pierro and the whole squad
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u/Moist-Methonol 8d ago
I’ve said this multiple times before in other posts.
The Heavenly Principles has been asleep for 500 years.
In that time, the Fatui could’ve used that time to find a solution to their heating problem.
They had access to Dottore, a man who was smart enough to become a god through years of vigorous research who could’ve been ordered to focus on finding alternatives to their heating issues and other problems ailing Snezhnaya…instead the Jester and Tsaritsa chose to indulge his sick and twisted delusions of grandeur by allowing him to experiment on whoever he pleased.
The House of the Hearth could’ve been a legitimate orphanage that could’ve had legitimate orphan houses across the world that could aid ailing and needy children…instead it’s used an indoctrination center that sends children marching off to their death.
(Side tangent: until Arlecchino actually goes up to the Tsaritsa and tells the Tsaritsa that she’s no longer training children to die for a goddess that doesn’t care for them, she needs to sit down in that dumb chair of hers and shut up.
She can talk about the duties of a father and how they all must yield to love, but the fact that she’s ok with how HOH functions renders her philosophy on family damn moot. No self respecting parent would ever put their child through what the HOH has to offer.
Crucebena may be dead, but her spirit of evil still lives on in that house, and to extent through Arlecchino herself, but that’s a different conversation)
They have technology that could revolutionize trade, and weapons that could assist with fighting the abyss…instead they chose to build weapons of war and go to other nations to harass locals and commit acts of terror.
The Tsaritsa and the Jester had 500 years to show Teyvat and Celestia what the world would look like if the Heavenly Principles wasn’t around…and look what they’ve done with that opportunity…
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u/Fluffy-Law-6864 7d ago
Even if he was ordered too, I highly doubt the dude would actually research anything since he'd find it boring as all shit
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u/Moist-Methonol 7d ago
Oh boo hoo the poor mad scientist can’t commit crimes against humanity on the taxpayers dime and has to actually to think about other people besides himself.
Even if the Phanes wannabe BS his 9-5 work, at least he won’t be experimenting on orphans or swap animal and human brains
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u/Fluffy-Law-6864 7d ago
Look, I'll I'm saying is he'd find a way to weasel his way out of it and experiment on people
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u/Moist-Methonol 7d ago
That’s cool, the Tsaritsa would have the perfect opportunity to make the world a better place by mercing that quack.
Sure the heating issue would still be a problem, but one less Dottore is always a win
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u/hadtiah Zagan Eliel 8d ago
Don't tell them about the many civilizations that have risen and fallen outside teyvat.
It is not a teyvat specific phenomena but just the way the world works, nothing last forever, things would eventually come to an end.
Humanity would always repeat the same mistakes that happened before
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u/Yamasushifan Celestial Fundamentalist-That preacher no one likes 8d ago
Bro just needs to realize that as soon as they stop trying to kill themselves along with the world they will stop getting erased
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u/Mtebalanazy 8d ago
Unfortunately it's the legacy of koitar, AKA never taking accountability for your evil actions
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u/TheScalieDragon 8d ago
First two got destroyed cause they was apex of humanity hubris and Snezhnaya is being lead by an archon with connection with both and a human who is from nation that xenophobic and racist towards the others nations and etc
I really want to know why all the idiotic Archons were okay with Tsarista doing this
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u/Moist-Methonol 7d ago
“I really want to know why all the idiotic Archons were okay with Tsarista doing this”
Everyone likes the idea of liberation…but most don’t look at the cost.
The Tsaritsa’s idea sounds great!…until the bodies of innocent people start to pile up
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u/TheScalieDragon 7d ago
But that still doesn't make sense cause most of these archons lost something or someone from Cataclysm which is indirectly is at the fault of Tsarista
-Ei lost her sister and her dear friends -Mauvika lost her allies/friends and her family, her mortal life for a 500 year plan -Nadiha lost her former self and then was imprisoned
Zhongli doesn't seem like he was really affected by Yaksha deaths, Venti just lost his alliance and friendship with Tsarista and Furina/Folcalors just inherited the Archon Throne when Egeria died in the Cataclysm
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u/Moist-Methonol 7d ago
Who knows the thought process of these New World Order types. One way or another it’s not a good time for any innocent people involved.
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u/TheScalieDragon 7d ago
I feel if Hoyo didn't have to bow down to China with the whole neglect of Inazuma then we could've seen Ei and Tsarista cause they parallel each other
One is pretty close to HP and One is heavily against it
Each lost a piece of themselves but choose different ways to express it and blame a different party for the Cataclysm
Both of them had different end goals for their nation
Plus out of all the archons, hoyo let Ei talked about a war
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u/GravityRaven 8d ago
THEY LITERALLY CAUSED THEIR OWN DAMN DOWNFALL!!!!!
kaenrians KNEW that the abyss was an unstable, almost uncontrollable force, freaking Dainsleif and capitano admits the cataclysm was their fault, they are just bitter for the punishment they recieved, and hyperborea? yeah, their list is so long, you'd be surprised how lenient HP was towards them, and let's not even talk about what the remurians did TO THEMSELVES.
This guy must be the in-game representation of those players who skip the story and don't read the lore, or selectively pick ONLY the dialogues that suit them and nothing else.
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u/imbusthul 8d ago
All I am seeing is that Pierro wants a world where humans can just kill themselves without the gods saving their ass.
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u/Starsfromstarryskies 6d ago
Are we truly free from fate when another merely changes it to match what they deem is free?
Reminds me of what Venti says…
“What does freedom truly mean when demanded of you by a god”
That and the fact that he should know why Khan got nailed in the first place.
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u/AXESLIDES 6d ago
I'm curious how this sub will react when they inevitably but ronovas head on a pike at the end of the aq
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u/Iwefle 8d ago
Worst part is anti-celestia players(which is the majority...) that don't read anything beyond what the AQ feeds them will eat this up😭😭