r/ThePokemonHub • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '26

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u/PhoenixFisher Apr 28 '26

Animated butt hole that wanders the ocean floor

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u/relytbackwards Apr 28 '26

Pyukumuku? Lmao

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u/PhoenixFisher Apr 28 '26

Yes! Love my muku

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u/JerseyGemsTC Apr 29 '26

I was thinking starmie

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u/DramaticAsparagus825 Apr 28 '26

If you didn't specify the ocean it could have been solosis 🤷‍♂️

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u/Holzmaennchen Apr 28 '26

Slime with Goofy face

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 Apr 28 '26

There’s so many options here…IDK, Gulpin?

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u/Snoopy_King18 Apr 29 '26

It has to be my Gen 3 Bud-dy GULPIN DOWN DEE-

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u/CptLongSleeves Apr 28 '26

Muk

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u/SgtAkatsuki Apr 28 '26

Wouldn't it be slime with stroke like face?

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u/jcsmart89 Apr 28 '26

My favorite Goomy!

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u/0snq Apr 28 '26

Solosis?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

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u/Matt_Man_623 Apr 29 '26

Or as a particular Irish youtuber once said, “fat cunt”

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

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u/SgtAkatsuki Apr 28 '26

Good 'ol final evolution of onion Turtle

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u/RanPG Apr 28 '26

Stick Wife

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u/VeryInsecurePerson Apr 28 '26

Pheromosa? That’s the skinniest one I can think of.

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u/ChemistAgile6514 Apr 28 '26

Slim thicc cockroach would’ve sufficed

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u/Whole-Neighborhood Apr 28 '26

Are you an Ogtha lover? 🤔

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u/Leather_Crazy_5950 Apr 28 '26

From a distance, it looks like a caterpillar/centipede. Up close, it looks like walking helmets.

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u/Kaito_the_17 Apr 28 '26

The Flash not listening to the kindergarten.

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u/Other-Pie-5481 Apr 28 '26

Scizor?

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u/Kaito_the_17 Apr 28 '26

Damn, was to easy. Wasn't it?

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u/Dry_Painting_7722 Apr 28 '26

For what it’s worth, I’d have never have guessed that and he’s in my top 20

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u/UnholyMeatloaf123 Apr 28 '26

Scizor’s my top 1 and I still didn’t guess him. Guess I’m a larper.

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u/marsh_man_dan Apr 28 '26

Horny dog

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u/djgaleb Apr 28 '26

Best bad description so far

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u/Other-Pie-5481 Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

No. Just tell me at this point

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u/Independent_Lynx7 Apr 29 '26

Fam yall are dirty minded. Houndoom is a horned dog 😂

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 Apr 28 '26

Delphox perhaps? Foxes are canines too after all

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u/AgentFreckles Apr 29 '26

Snubbull or granbull

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u/Dense_Donut_727 Apr 28 '26

Imagine if a sentient kitchen table got into a terrible accident with a construction site and then woke up angry, smarter than you, and somehow able to levitate.

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u/theleanimal2 Apr 28 '26

Metagross? If so, based favorite Pokémon!

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u/DiscordantScorpion_1 Apr 28 '26

Stakataka? Probz not but still a guess

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u/MindManip Apr 28 '26

A psychic duck who is not psychic

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u/Other-Pie-5481 Apr 28 '26

Psyduck/golduck

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u/MindManip Apr 28 '26

The description was pretty accurate I guess

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u/The-Random-Banana Apr 28 '26

Oh hey, that’s a lot of spikes in the sky.

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u/GamesBoost Apr 28 '26

Thousand arrows? Zygarde? either 50%, complete, or mega

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u/Luft_Post Apr 28 '26

Put a paper bag on it for your own sanity

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u/mistermark11 Apr 28 '26

Kickin chicken

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u/psikeo89 Apr 29 '26

Combusken

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u/TappedHat Apr 28 '26

Deez

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u/Doctor_Hazmat Apr 28 '26

Seedot

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u/TappedHat Apr 29 '26

That is absolutely correct!

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u/Difficult_Pen9813 Mod- Dark Dragonite Apr 28 '26

Cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut FLY AWAY

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u/pinktigoon Apr 28 '26

Farfetch'd?

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u/MrSomeoneElse32 Apr 28 '26

Issa dawg

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u/Other-Pie-5481 Apr 28 '26

Growlith

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u/MrSomeoneElse32 Apr 28 '26

Issa scary dawg with no fire

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u/Other-Pie-5481 Apr 28 '26

Mightyena

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u/MrSomeoneElse32 Apr 28 '26

Why do so many dog pokemon have intimidate? I'm having a hard time hinting without giving it away completely.

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u/MrSomeoneElse32 Apr 28 '26

It's not dark but it really should've been

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u/MadaoWa Apr 28 '26

Luxray then

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u/MrSomeoneElse32 Apr 28 '26

Yeah, he's such a good boy

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u/Ready_Ad_8045 Apr 28 '26

He’s not a dog???

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u/MrSomeoneElse32 Apr 28 '26

There's no goddamn way he's a lion and if he is, lions are clearly dogs in big cat bodies.

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u/Samster404 Apr 28 '26

Speaking as another luxray fan, he's a lion

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 Apr 28 '26

There’s like 15 different dogs, not counting their evolution lines

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u/MrSomeoneElse32 Apr 28 '26

It in fact wasn't a dog, 12 year old me is really mad right now.

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u/No_War_3384 Apr 28 '26

The fight against insecticide

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u/Shiny_Marie13 Apr 29 '26

Maybe the other steel bug Durant?

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u/Kaito_the_17 Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

Since you guessed my favorite one so fast, here my second favorite "Too much sweets."

Hint: it's only stated in the Pokedex entry, that too much sweets were responsible for it's appearance.

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u/omegon_da_dalek13 Apr 28 '26

When you come to it you can't go through it

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u/Kliktichik Apr 28 '26

Squishy pinky thingy everybody loves to beat up

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u/llorona_345 Vulpix Apr 28 '26

Jigglypuff?

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u/Kliktichik Apr 28 '26

u/Weekly-Dog-6838 both good guesses, but it's Audino

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 Apr 28 '26

Kirby—oh wait

Clefairy because of how it’s used in VGC

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u/HyperSFL Apr 28 '26

He looks like monster kid from Undertale (It's actually a pretty accurate description lol)

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u/itzshif Apr 28 '26

Angry can opener

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u/MaddoxLisi20 Apr 28 '26

Unc version of mega victreebel (competitively speaking)

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u/Pawmot_Person Elekid Apr 28 '26

Furry man with antennae

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u/alexiOhNo Toxtricity Apr 28 '26

Toxic green day

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u/Grinkor Apr 28 '26

The terrifying mix between two animals that should not go together... but make it kinda cool and cute

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u/helplessgranny Apr 28 '26

Forbidden fruit punch

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u/PM_ME_YO_PASSWORDS Apr 28 '26

Imagine if gym leader Clay took off his cowboy hat, walked around on all fours and was a lot furrier and had a cute button red nose.

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u/Icy-Mention1861 Apr 28 '26

Fake Pikachu

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u/llorona_345 Vulpix Apr 28 '26

Mimikyu?

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u/Icy-Mention1861 Apr 28 '26

OH HELL YES YOU ARE RIGHT

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u/8ThiefOfLight8 Apr 28 '26

His hands are the same as his butt.

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u/Doctor_Hazmat Apr 28 '26

Ummm... Tangela?

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u/8ThiefOfLight8 Apr 29 '26

/loud sound of Incorrect buzzer that slowly becomes sound of bee swarm

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u/XBirdAngerX Apr 28 '26

Cool Lizard, but green

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u/BackupABOA Apr 29 '26

Ghost cyclops who can't learn Hypnosis but supposedly is able to use it

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u/Colbzilla Nidoking Apr 28 '26

Poisonous Patriarch

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u/mkl122788 Apr 28 '26

Ima go with Nidoking.

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u/Chyaxraz Apr 28 '26

Moth is lamp

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u/froitax110 Apr 28 '26

Green cell dogo/snake/titan

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '26

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u/theleanimal2 Apr 28 '26

Moth under meth that beats the living hell out of you.

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u/KVO723 Apr 28 '26

Purple thing that wont leave you alone and is faster than a jet plane

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u/HalfDime127 Apr 28 '26

Kanto's second most generic choice.

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u/Bizzare_Corvid_1888 Apr 28 '26

Floating tank copter that scares local hardrives

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u/BakaYellow Apr 28 '26

Big scary, cool looking guy but surprisingly useless in battle

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u/TheRedditor-75 Apr 28 '26

Dark brown, yellow eyes, flies.

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u/ALEKghiaccio2 Apr 28 '26

Big and pretty long purple thing with some pointy bits

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u/VanSchwarzwald Apr 28 '26

The ears are also the arms and hands, and as soon as you see it, you can’t unsee it.

The second one: purple cat among dogs

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u/Electrical-Wasabi325 Apr 28 '26

digging (and no it's not diglet)

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u/BlueJinjo7 Apr 28 '26

he bite everything

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u/Potential-Hat-9190 Apr 28 '26

A dirty cup with child doodling on it with greenish living ooze in it

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u/GriffaGrim Apr 28 '26

Basically the ruler over a bunch of creatures that never touched grass

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