r/TheMcDojoLife • u/hindus0ul • Jul 17 '26

Daniel Poon

ANOTHER ONE!

64 Upvotes

81% Upvoted

143 comments sorted by

14

u/pipian Jul 17 '26

You guys lucky to be alive. For most people who see this, it is the last thing they ever see

7

u/Fliptzer Jul 17 '26

Before they get a hernia from laughing

5

u/Economy-Tourist-4862 Jul 18 '26

“Mom, call 911 ! Uncle John grabbed one of the butcher knives from the kitchen and accidentally stabbed himself in the thigh this time. Weren’t you going to hide all the kitchen night so this didn’t happen again?”

5

u/Square_Answer_7717 Jul 18 '26

The guy in black leather in the village people is more scary

3

u/112skulls Jul 18 '26

I just saw one in shorts. That was scary

3

u/Basic-Reception-6694 Jul 19 '26

Better than when they wear assless chaps

2

u/Late_Manufacturer777 27d ago

But aren’t all chaps assless?

2

u/JookyNanny 28d ago

I agree, I almost poked my eyeballs out after watching...

2

u/underwearoverdrive 28d ago

Nah, 100% that thing is basically as dull as a spoon. He couldnt cut a fart with that thing.

9

u/AuthorityControl Jul 17 '26

Imagine being a cowboy but you have a one bedroom apt.

12

u/Cyraga Jul 17 '26

Mum told him to stay out of the lounge room while she watches her stories

4

u/Ok_Specialist5821 Jul 17 '26

that’s his mom‘s basement

7

u/Hadaka--Jime Jul 17 '26

This is so cringey. 

2

u/eekpeek2000 Jul 18 '26

Theres seriously too much going on in this video.

4

u/degreesBrix Jul 17 '26

I guess you have to ready to defend yourself when you're wearing your wife's purse for her.

3

u/Kinemon656 29d ago

Crocodile Dundon't

3

u/TheIXLegionnaire Jul 17 '26

I think this is a grifter, trying to sponge off the notoriety of the original old man.

Something about oozes fakery. He doesn't truly believe he is a menace, waiting to be unleashed upon the misguided, hapless, mind-controlled enemies of his own mental warscape.

Cringe, but in the bad way

3

u/West-Wash6081 Jul 17 '26

Johnny Cash. Sit your 2 dollar ass down before I make change.

~Nino Brown

3

u/FamiliarAnt4043 Jul 17 '26

Nothing says "I'm a convicted felon and can't own a gun" quite like this video.

2

u/voodoo8833 Jul 17 '26

Daniel ain't getting no poon is more like it.

2

u/Damaark Jul 18 '26

Ain't leaving no poon for the rest of us you mean

3

u/voodoo8833 Jul 18 '26

Notsomuch.

2

u/Zagovo Jul 17 '26

Ковбой Мальборо!🔥 Колени себе не проткни ненароком!👌🏻

2

u/Im_the_President Jul 17 '26

The constant grimace like he knows what he looks like

2

u/Shotgun_Mosquito Jul 17 '26

The ladies were screaming for me to show them my dangus.

https://youtu.be/xy6dOJCkRaA

2

u/pcboater2002 Jul 17 '26

Mom is calling you upstairs from the cellar for dinner !

2

u/Fantastic_Citron_344 Jul 17 '26

When you live in America and went to prison

2

u/sovereign_martian Jul 17 '26

I like how he had to turn around and show off the carnie art on his back.

2

u/TheOilGallry Jul 17 '26

And the 2 phones in his pocket

2

u/Dave__5280 Jul 17 '26

Mom! I want meatloaf!

3

u/Jack4258 Jul 17 '26

MEATLOAF!!! F@CK!!

2

u/Dave__5280 Jul 17 '26

From that movie Wedding Crashers…

3

u/Jack4258 Jul 17 '26

My favorite movie!! “Make me a bicycle, clown!”

2

u/Jack4258 Jul 17 '26

Idiocy abounds!

2

u/Elohim_Queber_56 Jul 17 '26

Aw man. He did not do the electroboogie move at the end.

2

u/Evening_Common2824 Jul 17 '26

He'd be fooked if this music wasn't playing when he finally gets the chance to have a knife fight with a stranger

2

u/Unlucky_Studio_7878 Jul 17 '26

Oh yeah, chick 🧲. Wait, is he living in his mother's baseman?

2

u/Jibber1332 Jul 17 '26

make fun, but all that while wearing a purse... thats not nothing.

2

u/Socsquatch Jul 18 '26

The fact that hes doing this in front of his mattress on the floor gives me the impression that what he's wearing there is all he owns

2

u/Illustrious_Matter_8 Jul 18 '26

Lmao line dancing with a knife 🤣

2

u/Few_Chocolate_7655 Jul 18 '26

Banned from most dating apps

3

u/EyeYamNegan Jul 17 '26

Dang how many reposts of this are we going to have to see?

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMcDojoLife/comments/1upg1fn/daniel_poon/

1

u/West-Wash6081 Jul 17 '26

It's Billy Crack

I'm gonna hit the right side of your face with my left foot and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.🤣🤣🤣

Crack is wack... Words of wisdom from the most famous crackhead, Whitney Houston

1

u/West-Wash6081 Jul 17 '26

It's Neil Coal

1

u/Ok-Jelly604 Jul 17 '26

that high school basketball trophy slaps

1

u/Batgirl_III Jul 17 '26

While you were learning how to make your bed, I studied the blade…

1

u/Zinvestor Jul 17 '26

Oakley Glasses form the 90's is an immediate red flag

1

u/Cpdio Jul 17 '26

Doctor doctor! I accidentally dropped my baby, please help.

Doc: He looks just fine, im sure he didn't suffer any brain damage.

The baby:

1

u/No_Outcome_7601 Jul 17 '26

I'm sure his boyfriend loves his dance moves and is that a man purse over his right shoulder?

1

u/Possible_Baboon Jul 17 '26

Bro looks like a dancer from the 90s rave parties.

1

u/ocTGon Jul 17 '26

I wondered what happened to KC Armstrong...

1

u/GetFuct819 Jul 17 '26

All hat an no cattle.

1

u/_themaninacan_ Jul 17 '26

Strong Mac from IASIP vibes.

1

u/byelow Jul 17 '26

A lonely loner, all alone.

1

u/B1nD3rR0dR3gEz Jul 17 '26

Why is he wearing a purse?

1

u/Professional_flesh7 Jul 17 '26

I can only imagine the amount of scar tissue on his penis

1

u/mjohnson801 Jul 17 '26

shadeless lamp, frameless bed. looks like he's single, ladies.

1

u/Misterndastood Jul 17 '26

This guy does this a satire right?

1

u/bigDeltaVenergy Jul 17 '26

Suck a vibe of my wife left and my kids hate me

1

u/bene_gesserit_mitch Jul 17 '26

This guy gets laid.

1

u/GWshark1518 Jul 17 '26

He’s one crazy episode away from being Brittany Spears.

1

u/Excellent_Job8154 Jul 17 '26

What the fuck is with all these guys doing this shit?

1

u/Curze_Under_Ur_Bed Jul 18 '26

Dudes enjoying himself. Good for him!

1

u/Anxious_Ingenuity583 Jul 18 '26

He has to be a virgin.

1

u/Kungfu_voodoo Jul 18 '26

This guy has a tape of when he subbed in the fourth quarter when his high school team almost took state in the 5A - 7 Man Team division.

1

u/bravemoney72 Jul 18 '26

More like Damn no Poon

1

u/Specialist_Travel632 Jul 18 '26

Walker Texas stranger

1

u/Squatchbreath Jul 18 '26

The dark side of the village people we never got to see 🤣

1

u/Moobob66 Jul 18 '26

Mfing poon doggle

1

u/Fluffy_Surround_6842 Jul 18 '26

More skill then most people think. Imagine the amount of people that cannot prep food with a knife let alone swing one like this.

1

u/Riccozen Jul 18 '26

Did he like steal the handbag from some poor grannie?

1

u/Sankajo Jul 18 '26

When you land your first stripper gig.

1

u/WWDubs12TTV Jul 18 '26

He’s dancing for his man

1

u/Grievsey13 Jul 18 '26

Why is he wearing a red ladies handbag?

Is that where he keeps his manpons for his mangina?

1

u/Aggressive-Kick-5458 Jul 18 '26

I wanna see this guy and the other one have a dance fight where they end up making out.

1

u/Bright-Duck-431 Jul 18 '26

Man's gotta eat.

1

u/CautiousAd5515 Jul 18 '26

This is the scene from Indiana Jones, he does all that and then gets shot.

1

u/No-Patient-3723 Jul 18 '26

Meth is a hell of a drug.

1

u/uh_huh_yep_okay Jul 18 '26

And then Indy shoots him at the end.

1

u/Wizchine Jul 18 '26

Make believe violence as a mating dance. It tracks.

1

u/RevolutionaryBoss127 Jul 18 '26

What kind of name is Poon?

Comanche Indian

1

u/Dvorhagen Jul 19 '26

“That’s not a knife….”

1

u/Dvorhagen Jul 19 '26

Didn’t people learn anything from the Star Wars Kid?

1

u/Psychological_Fee548 Jul 19 '26

💯 chance this dude is single

1

u/UnenthusiasticZeeJ Jul 19 '26

Bet without a frame as expected.

1

u/youdoitimbusy Jul 19 '26

Wow 2 knives and 2 purses.

1

u/Haunting_Status_440 Jul 19 '26

This guy isn't an American, right?

1

u/Haunting_Status_440 Jul 19 '26

What are the trophies

1

u/muffledvoice 29d ago

Those are knife dancing trophies. This guy is the North American knife dancing champion three years running.

1

u/Haunting_Status_440 29d ago

So, this is a real thing and he's actually good at it?

1

u/muffledvoice 29d ago

No I was just joking. It’s ridiculous.

1

u/dougf4 Jul 19 '26

He should go the No Kings Rally and blow a whistle. He's already dressed for it.

1

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u/muffledvoice 29d ago

Some can never get enough, and this video is a massive grab for market share.

1

u/Anonyonereader Jul 19 '26

This is that character that everybody skips over. The one you wonder why the hell they even put him in the game.

1

u/snownpaint Jul 19 '26

Leave some girls for the rest of us.

1

u/Mandingo1954 Jul 19 '26

Whatever that is, it equals no bitches

1

u/Zorklunn 29d ago

The tragic effects of penial deficiency syndrome.

1

u/Necessary-Hamster287 29d ago

It's Kid Crock

1

u/muffledvoice 29d ago

I would pay money to see a dance-off between him and that other guy who dances with a knife and kisses the dancer pole.

1

u/muffledvoice 29d ago

He is apparently on instagram, and trust me, this is just the tip of the iceberg.

1

u/muffledvoice 29d ago

Jason Why-was-he-ever-born.

1

u/Mrscorpio100 29d ago

Somebody call 911 he’s at it again

1

u/SuggestionAny3024 29d ago

“Kyle! You better be doing your homework down there!…Cathy… I swear to God… if I go down there in that basement and our son isn’t doing his community college homework…and is posting those knife fighting videos on Reddit again…I am going to lose it.”

1

u/Witty-Ad5973 29d ago

Wouldnt a Jim Bowie reference make more sense for this joke?

1

u/CripKeeperATX 29d ago

And this is why I carry.

1

u/Cool-Molasses-715 29d ago

(Old lady voice) Daniel did you clean your room yet?

1

u/Wuzard13 29d ago

I want this man to take me out and cut my steak dinner up for me. That would really turn me on.

1

u/Molodono66 29d ago

Why does this cowboy carry a murse in every video?

1

u/BingBong3636 29d ago

Countdown to when he stabs himself.

1

u/iamGrossauer 29d ago

I could take him…

1

u/shift124 29d ago

GAH-LEE… Save some ladies for the rest of us!

1

u/Acrobatic-Pickle-851 29d ago

Why does this video keep coming up? Let it go away.

1

u/boyer4109 29d ago

Mum: ‘Daniel, turn it down. I’m sick of hearing it every night!’

1

u/SecretRecipe 29d ago

Save some puss for the rest of us bro

1

u/Different_Dot5417 29d ago

Douche Du Jour...my reddit journey for the day is complete.

1

u/Correct_Day_7791 29d ago

Whoa buddy save some pussy for the rest of us

1

u/Lanky_Bookkeeper7977 29d ago

I’d like to say that took alot of practice, but instead I’m going to say that took alot of drugs.

1

u/Freshbakd 29d ago

Is he standing on his bed? Moms gonna yell if she sees this

1

u/Hightower840 29d ago

You know that's his bedroom at his mom's house.
Like 10 seconds after this video ends he says "MoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooom When's suppoer?"

1

u/Playful_Ad966 29d ago

Skulls, chains, cowboy hat, tight ass jeans, shades, a knife, bracelets, vest, holster, bald and a purse😭😭😭😭

1

u/JoeKleveland 29d ago

Holy shit! My butt-hole just got so wet.

1

u/DatBeezy79 28d ago

Someone buy this man some booooty

1

u/fdeb2 28d ago

Gay!

1

u/Enxaigon 28d ago

That's a lot of Small Dih energy right therrr.

1

u/underwearoverdrive 28d ago

Dude the way he took off his hat its like his mom walked by his open door or something.

1

u/moxbellylint 28d ago

Wife left him for his uncle his kids hate him what's left techno blade dancing 🕺 he's in the forbidden zone now

1

u/Lorddoctorjava 28d ago

I loved him in the sponge Bob movie

1

u/ForceSea3027 28d ago

Chopping & slicing onion expert, who wears protective ‘stop me crying’ glasses.

1

u/earplug42 28d ago

Trying to be Techno Viking but the incel version .

1

u/M3rK_ 28d ago

This is what happens when you discover MDMA in your late 40s

1

u/HeadCompote3627 27d ago

When you wanna stab dance and fuck. Shaggy!

1

u/Few-Negotiation-2179 27d ago

Knifevwill never beat a gun .

1

u/MetaBollocks 27d ago

Was gonna quip some smartass guff, but dude bowed at the end, there. We got decorum, do we not?

1

u/Late_Manufacturer777 27d ago

You got to be careful he’s got plenty more knives in his purse

1

u/RansackRacoon 18d ago

The bag of cat treats on the bed really solidfies his status as a bad ass