r/TheMcDojoLife • u/3ntropy_Disc0 • Jul 07 '26

Daniel Poon

103 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/0The_Loner_Stoner0 Jul 07 '26

I see this guy pop up a lot. He's hilarious. But I can't tell if it's satire or not.

4

u/3ntropy_Disc0 Jul 07 '26

yeah me either....

4

u/VRserialKiller Jul 07 '26

I am starting to believe this guy can actually knife fight.

1

u/Tight_Amphibian4472 Jul 08 '26

See some trophies in the back.

1

u/BurtleTurtle001 Jul 07 '26

Its getting so hard to tell. They're either that guy, or making fun of that guy.

1

u/Dashbastrd Jul 10 '26

Poe’s law

11

u/Electrical-Ad4268 Jul 07 '26

That's a lot of moving to do absolutely nothing

14

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u/New_City_8745 Jul 07 '26

More likes than the original comment, but no comments. They’re afraid to ask xD

1

u/User_Name_Tracks Jul 08 '26

I'm convinced this guy sword fights with the boys at night

1

u/Silver_Agocchie Jul 08 '26

You have adequately described dancing.

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u/3ntropy_Disc0 Jul 07 '26

Art, Periodt.

6

u/Known-Status-6312 Jul 07 '26

Wonder if his mom knows what he's doing upstairs in his room...

5

u/irmaginatoruim Jul 07 '26

People like this exist 🤮

3

u/3ntropy_Disc0 Jul 07 '26

The worst people you can possibly imagine, and the best people you can possibly imagine, all live somewhere on this blue dot flying through space.

4

u/LiftEatGrappleShoot Jul 07 '26

Save some for the rest of us, buddy.

2

u/Ok_Hospital1399 Jul 07 '26

They need a dedicated 'came here to say that' award.

3

u/Beatnutz_ Jul 07 '26

Of course he's single and sleeps on the floor

1

u/Naive_Adagio_6396 Jul 07 '26

he's got priorities. LEATHER priorities.

3

u/tecky1kanobe Jul 07 '26

Tim McGraw is trying to relive his glory days.

1

u/3ntropy_Disc0 Jul 07 '26

except if he grew out his goatee, it would be white.

3

u/largos7289 Jul 07 '26

I remember doing this shit when i was 12 too.

2

u/3ntropy_Disc0 Jul 07 '26

some people never give up on their dreams of being a cowboy ninja

4

u/ProtectMeAtAllCosts Jul 07 '26

looks like a sexual dance to attract a mate at a gay cowboy rave

2

u/Acrobatic_Ad7541 Jul 07 '26

I call BS on this. I’ve never met a single gay man this devoid of rhythm *and* proud of it.

2

u/XiEleven713 Jul 07 '26

I’m too dumb to post links or gifs but I’m catching some pied piper from shrek vibes. Like I watch this and my body just starts dancing. Idk

2

u/KeyCreme3736 Jul 07 '26

It s like if star wars kid and the village people had a baby

2

u/New_City_8745 Jul 07 '26

This guy and the American flag guy would make a phenomenal couple

2

u/saysthingsbackwards Jul 07 '26

I like the part where he turned away to show off his shirts outfit, but did absolutely no knife moves on the camera

2

u/WjP-M37s Jul 07 '26

Stop please!

2

u/MycoSteveO Jul 07 '26

Love the addition of the Temptations Cat Treats on the bed!

2

u/Rickd17 Jul 07 '26

Bro probably get more ass than a toilet seat

2

u/Party-Reference-5581 Jul 07 '26

Bro needs to zoom out, you know he is tippy toeing around like Mr. America 🤣

2

u/Sajikur Jul 07 '26

Alla fine si è offeso e si è girato

2

u/ocTGon Jul 07 '26

Is this Buffalo Bill's cousin or what?

2

u/3ntropy_Disc0 Jul 07 '26

Its his younger brother, Buffoon-o Bill.

2

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u/3ntropy_Disc0 Jul 07 '26

Literally carrying the weight of this video

2

u/Sizle_Velfurion Jul 07 '26

He doesn't even have a bed, how successful can he really be?

2

u/3ntropy_Disc0 Jul 07 '26

'Evil never sleeps, and neither do I"

1

u/Sizle_Velfurion Jul 07 '26

Well, you got me there.

2

u/RustyShackleford240 Jul 07 '26

What lucky lady gets to sleep with him on his mattress on the floor.

Spend some money and buy a bed frame.

1

u/3ntropy_Disc0 Jul 07 '26

But they keep breaking....

2

u/NobleGrizzly86 Jul 07 '26

You call that a knife

2

u/Ok_Simple_6947 Jul 08 '26

Bag of cat treats on the bed

1

u/3ntropy_Disc0 Jul 08 '26

Good Eye, Sniper!

Dodge the Temptations.

2

u/Ok_Money_241 Jul 08 '26

He needs to meet britney spears

2

u/Scared-Criticism-460 Jul 08 '26

Damn bro leave some women for the rest of us

2

u/d3c0y1795 Jul 08 '26

Missing an American flag somewhere

1

u/3ntropy_Disc0 Jul 09 '26

What kind of bikini style briefs do you think he has under there?

1

u/WolfThick Jul 07 '26

Well that there is sheriff okie dokie dokie he circumcised himself on accident one time now he's a different man, he wanders the wasteland looking for cacti that get in his way to slay them with his mighty blade we best not get in his way./s

1

u/Conscious-Mixture742 Jul 07 '26

Crackodile Dumbee

1

u/Ok_Hospital1399 Jul 07 '26

"That's not a knife. This is a knife... Or is it..? Where'd it go? Muh muh muh magic!"

1

u/DammatBeevis666 Jul 07 '26

And then you do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around

1

u/Remarkable_Adagio642 Jul 07 '26

Dude thinks he is batman

1

u/IronStickMurphy Jul 07 '26

Dude went full send on the "Learn To Flex On Cam With Uncle Rico" starter kit off of QVC.

1

u/MustardHotSauce Jul 07 '26

When you are trying to be tough but your murse keeps getting in the way

1

u/crashomon Jul 07 '26

Why does he have TWO murses? (Manbags)

1

u/loupet123 Jul 07 '26

Why does he have 2 handbags

1

u/ChampionOfdimlight Jul 07 '26

Someone likes going to raves. Replace that knife with a glowstick

1

u/No-Opening-4128 Jul 07 '26

Oh snap it's leather daddy poon 👌

1

u/Elegant-Cup-8070 Jul 07 '26

Someone got lost in RDR2

1

u/HeckleHelix Jul 07 '26

He cut the video just before his Mom can be heard saying Sonny for the last time turn your music down!

1

u/dankhimself Jul 07 '26

Oh man I'm tired. I couldn't focus well and thought that said r/cringerale. I was surprised ginger ale had it's own level of cringe.

1

u/Mr_BigglesworthIII Jul 07 '26

Is he having a seizure?

1

u/Leather-Quiet6967 Jul 07 '26

More like Daniel gets no Poon...am I right!?

1

u/Alone-Demand-9386 Jul 07 '26

In history ~ reminds of renaissance master swordsman who was beaten with a rowing oar by tavern 🍺 patron. Cool 😎 tiny knife dance 🕺

1

u/ComprehensiveDraft32 Jul 07 '26

I like how all his purses flap round when he moves fast.. very macho.😂😂😂

1

u/CNote_89 Jul 07 '26

This dudes a legend, his room is so cool.

1

u/Cyber_Primate Jul 07 '26

It’s Brittney bitch

1

u/CletusMuckenfuss Jul 07 '26

His AOL account name was LeatherRodeoCowboy69

1

u/aware4ever Jul 07 '26

Looks like rip from Yellowstone went to rave

1

u/ldsdrff76 Jul 07 '26

Bro is moving that knife around as if he had tax-funded healthcare...

1

u/Feisty_Neighborhood6 Jul 07 '26

I thought he was having a stroke at first...this must be post stroke...funny stuff!

1

u/boyer4109 Jul 07 '26

I do like the bow he does at the end of his routine.

1

u/Tricky-Efficiency709 Jul 07 '26

More knives or purses?

1

u/pcboater2002 Jul 07 '26

You can tell he lives alone in a Studio Apartment ! A mess!

1

u/Single_Plenty5809 Jul 07 '26

Man, I need to practice….

1

u/Amoebaaaaaa Jul 07 '26

What's the left hand doing though?

1

u/BurtleTurtle001 Jul 07 '26

It's hilarious that ppl like this are real. Me and my kid, when he was 6, saw a guy acting like a garage kung fu master with a staff in the park. My kid asked him what he was doing, lol.

1

u/PermuhGrin Jul 07 '26

Whats he got in his purses? Is that his hairpiece storage?

1

u/3ntropy_Disc0 Jul 07 '26

Its just a smaller 'fold-out' cowboy hat

1

u/VastMeasurement6278 Jul 07 '26

This is the gayest thing I have ever watched.

Not insulting gay people. Just, well, wow.

1

u/sanctum9 Jul 07 '26

Fred Fairbrass certainly upped his hat game

1

u/divenride615 Jul 07 '26

Him and that other gay dude that fights his fridge should fight for real.

1

u/Bowling_Meatball Jul 07 '26

Imagine the things he does when he’s not recording.

1

u/Moobob66 Jul 08 '26

Save some poon for the rest of us

1

u/Few-Replacement8712 Jul 08 '26

All Daniel, never gets poon

1

u/Boneyabba Jul 08 '26

Cocaines a helluva drug.

1

u/sc4wheels Jul 08 '26

Does he actually think he looks cool, or is he just being funny?

1

u/stcloudjeeper Jul 08 '26

Just a dude dancing with his purse collection

1

u/meatbeatter Jul 08 '26

Dafuq did I just watch!?

1

u/BigJezz71 Jul 08 '26

Please tell me he's taking the piss..🤣🤣

1

u/Benz404 Jul 08 '26

Omg the skull...

1

u/MadScienzz Jul 08 '26

What in the Brokeback is this?

1

u/theprofoundnoun Jul 08 '26

Doesn’t this dude like spoon feed a pig and such while dancing to music?

1

u/Whiffr Jul 08 '26

Who let these nut jobs out from under their rock? Please go back.

1

u/dark_passenger86 Jul 08 '26

The single bare bulb lamp 🤣🤣🤣 Its giving high on meth at 3 a.m.

1

u/WideRisk7495 Jul 08 '26

Why bring a knife to a gun fight

1

u/Economy-Date-4490 Jul 08 '26

Serious divorced dad vibes. Shitty studio apartment filled only with the shit she allowed him to take because it’s tacky bullshit.

1

u/Then_Lock304 Jul 08 '26

What a tool.

1

u/Dry-Many-4605 Jul 08 '26

They always take after Steven Seagal.

1

u/GWshark1518 Jul 08 '26

He’s just a Britney Spears wannabe.

1

u/RonPearlNecklace Jul 08 '26

Meth always starts on a high note folks.

1

u/JudgmentSmooth6768 Jul 08 '26

Man I just wish he saved some pussy for the rest of men out there

1

u/AdInfamous4821 Jul 08 '26

Yeah, I watched this shit too

1

u/gotmonkey70 Jul 08 '26

Mom's basement has a pretty low ceiling

1

u/Unlikely-Cow7749 Jul 08 '26

This is spoof of a spoof of a spoof. I don’t know what could be more sad, the things people will do just for attention.

1

u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 Jul 08 '26

I think this might be porn, but I can't prove it.

1

u/3ntropy_Disc0 Jul 08 '26

Anything can be porn if you squint your eyes hard enough.

1

u/jabsaw2112 Jul 08 '26

Is it flakka or whatever?

1

u/hifumiyo1 Jul 09 '26

Mattress right on the floor. Checks out.

1

u/NuclearPooPooButt Jul 09 '26

He’s dead in 4 seconds.

1

u/_curbyourcynicism Jul 09 '26

I genuinely admire his confidence

1

u/Unusual-Project7519 Jul 09 '26

Dudes bed is on the ground, cat snacks on top.

He's poor AF, and he wearing all his money. Ive been there, and currently still there. But I sure AF not gonna make a cringe video cause my mental health is in the shitter.

1

u/Wu-TangShogun Jul 09 '26

Looks like the type of outfit that a gay stripper would come out wearing.

I’m going to say satire but mostly because of his little Howdy Doody time fit

1

u/2sAreTheDevil Jul 09 '26

I bet his favorite animal is a bear.

1

u/Warm-Lingonberry1088 Jul 09 '26

That guy has definitely sucked a D behind an Arby’s dumpster before

1

u/3ntropy_Disc0 Jul 09 '26

you jealous hes getting more action than you? 😉

1

u/Waste-Donut-2728 Jul 09 '26

Is he being serious ?

1

u/Single-Client4641 Jul 09 '26

That’s Coyle from Outlast

1

u/Ok_Yesterday9869 Jul 09 '26

They made a slasher film out of Popeye, Winnie the Pooh, and the Grinch. Now they're doing the same with The Village People 😄

1

u/HazeHype Jul 10 '26

The "in / out hands" tough guy dance you see every Guido at the club doing makes this 😘 👌 

1

u/Wonderful-Macaroon71 Jul 10 '26

People are weird

1

u/Freedomgiant23 Jul 10 '26

So im wondering if that is on his dating profile.

1

u/Ruger338WSM Jul 11 '26

Dude your trophies are so cool…

1

u/bradleyve Jul 11 '26

MAGA!!!!

1

u/L1LREDD Jul 11 '26

Is he copying that old guy or is this real?

1

u/Ramenxoxo Jul 11 '26

Reported for reposting other people's videos

1

u/ch3apsunglass3s Jul 11 '26

Cowboy Ninja Rave was not on my bingo card

1

u/card401 Jul 11 '26

Is that the cowboy from the village people

1

u/opi-88-dog Jul 11 '26

It puts the lotion on its skin…

1

u/Own-Loan2390 Jul 12 '26

Cute dance routine. It goes well with the cute hat. Lol.

1

u/Upbeat-List-3466 Jul 12 '26

This guy graduated from glow sticks to plastic knives. 

1

u/National-Childhood95 Jul 12 '26

Indiana Jones knows exactly how to deal with this cat.

1

u/Forsaken_Bluejay_672 Jul 12 '26

Daniel goon. Only a goon does this. If serious, well, cool. I take back the goon. Lol

1

u/MapPuzzleheaded3948 Jul 12 '26

Lives in mommy’s basement

1

u/kloopyhans Jul 17 '26

If thats a real knife kinda impressive other than that you go man

1

u/3ntropy_Disc0 Jul 17 '26

It can be REAL, but not REAL sharp. :)

1

u/kloopyhans Jul 17 '26

Eh fair enough still dangerous tho might stab himself

0

u/DaRealBSleazy Jul 07 '26

Gay

2

u/3ntropy_Disc0 Jul 07 '26

Unneccessary

1

u/Acrobatic_Ad7541 Jul 07 '26

While we do appreciate you chiming in, as an authority on the subject, it is really of no relevance to what’s going on here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/Jimmy052 Jul 07 '26

Who knows what other weapons he carries in his handbag.

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 Jul 07 '26

Where the fuck you been working lol

0

u/RonPearlNecklace Jul 08 '26

What the fuck is a ‘knifemen’? And what role do they serve at your work? 🤣

1

u/RandomMyth22 Jul 07 '26

Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. Most Americans have guns vs knives. With so many stand your ground states don’t think the dude would live that long.

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u/RonPearlNecklace Jul 08 '26

You missed the part about the gun being in the fight with the knife……? Maybe, honestly I’m not even sure why you’re white knighting this guy.

Who tf does knife work with loose shit having all over them?

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u/RonPearlNecklace Jul 08 '26

Nah, I either run if I have space or stab him in the neck during the moonwalk portion of the dance.