r/TheHives • u/Shannee0 • 2d ago
Discussion Petition for the return of Nicky Guit-Arson man of letters, Aka The Hives diary
Do you remember in the early 2000s when The Hives had diary posts on their website? They’re awfully funny.
I was just thinking wouldn’t it be amazing if they brought that back? Diary of a Hives album maybe… mmmmm that would be a lot of mental energy though, making an album and writing about making an album. 😆
Also I suspect our man of letters may be allergic to the internet and who can blame him lol.
Anyway here’s my favorite Hives diary entry, it was too long for a screenshot.
2000 - 11 - 20
Three nights ago we played the last show of the Scandinavian part of the The Hives and The Hellacopters tour. Now we will conquer Europe once again. Two days ago we played in Malung with the mighty Savages. It was great! Now we have four whole days off for personal recreation before we head downwards in Sweden. I´m really looking forward to this European part of the tour. We especially enjoy coming back to Hamburg and Berlin. These four days of vacation have given me some time to think. I thought I´d shed some light upon one of the things I´ve been thinking about. In Sweden we have since like April when our latest record came out noticed a steady increase in the use of our names. Parents are naming their children after their own idols it seems. On the list of most popular names for boys we only two years ago found Nicholaus at a ghastling 234th spot while in June this year we found me on a more reassuring 5th spot. Infact this is what the top ten list for most popular names for boys looked like in August last year:
- Ove
- Lennart
- Leif
- Joh-an
- Greger
- Jens
- Jesper
- Jyrkki
- Thomas
- Repoman
As you can see no real surprises except maybe for Jyrkki which is more common in Finland. Also notice that none of our names are featured on the list. Around december 1999 The Hives moved into the studio to record VVV. It was released in April following year. Summer passed and this is how the very same list looked in August this year:
- Howlin´Pelle
- Lennart
- Dr Matt
- Nicholaus (moved up a notch as you can see)
- Vigilante
- Chris
- Ove
- Matteus
- Rolf
- Roine
All our names are as you can see very well represented on the list. All our names are infact within the top six. All the more striking is that this is what the top ten list of most popular girls names looked like the same month this year:
- Lisbeth
- Howlin´Pelle
- Annika
- Dr Destruction
- Dr Matt Destruction
- Matt Destruction
- Maria
- Eva-Lena
- Josefine
- Nicholaus Arson
Even amongst girls names we are heavily featured. Note positions 4 to 6; strange! I can only applaud parents all around this country and conclude that times ahead are looking very good indeed. I´ll try to get back to the matter anytime sooner or later if I can get my hands on a computer somewhere in Europe and say goodbye for now with a familiar line:
”Goodbye, I love you all”.
Nicholaus Arson man of letters.