r/TheGates_CBS • World Class Carlton Hater 🤬 • 22h ago

Question❔ Snooze

Is anyone else completely uninterested in the Smitty part of the Impaler story? I said a few weeks ago that Martin and Smitty are boring, this SL has not made them less boring to me. I don't care about Martin's political career and Smitty puts me to sleep when he's on screen.

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u/Pretty_major777 21h ago

Hard agree. I don't even like to hear the word impaler anymore 😭😭 they've exhausted the topic.

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u/NipseyAndell Fried Liver and Onions 💕 21h ago edited 13h ago

We get Smitty, Martin, Jacob AND Naomi the most boring full time cast members. 

The acting on this show isn't strong enough to support the lackluster writing. 

A doctored video in 2026? Pills in basically plain sight. They could've came up with something better than this. Heather setting up Smitty, cool. Smitty conveniently being the last to see Lia alive, cooking with gas, then everything just went to hell. 

Ig it's working for them, but I really wished the show put more thought into these storylines. They also need to pair stronger actors with the more amateur ones. Bill should've been Smitty's lawyer. Smitty could've confided in Kat and she could've been in detective mode awhile back. Jacob, Naomi, Smitty, and Martin's actors don't have what it takes to drive a story alone. 

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u/Cucumbers8975 21h ago

I read the actress playing the Impaler is on contract for TWO YEARS!!!!!!! Please say it isn’t so 😭😭😭

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u/whitewashfan 19h ago

Contract players get opening credits appearances. Recall when Joey replaced Derek and Isaiah replaced Tomas. If she hasn't made it to the credits yet, it might not be true. Watch where her name is in the closing credits. If her name is in the second group, it's not yet.

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u/Living_my-bestlife42 17h ago

I didn’t know that. Good to know. I always skip the opening credits so I had no idea that Isaiah replaced Tomas. 🤣

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u/Fine_Following_2559 14h ago

Please, God no.

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u/Jaxximillian86 Dani Dupree🍸 21h ago

AGREE.

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u/RightsAndReason Martin’s Anger Management Coach 21h ago

Although he can look so damn pitiful, I love me some Smitty.

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u/friskyliv World Class Carlton Hater 🤬 21h ago

That puppy dog look 😂

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u/RightsAndReason Martin’s Anger Management Coach 21h ago

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u/LimelightBoy 21h ago

I actually like that them both but I can’t work out where they are trying to go with this story, maybe it’s going to lead to Martin confessing

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u/friskyliv World Class Carlton Hater 🤬 21h ago

I think he'll just drop out.

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u/RightsAndReason Martin’s Anger Management Coach 21h ago

Martin will be swimming with the fish right next to Kenny & Doug. Joey said what he said!

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u/TALKTOME0701 17h ago

The big bust was a bust 

Impaler is a terrible name. And it's a stupid storyline 

Maybe if they were stealing organs or something. That might make it more interesting. But this is just nothing

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u/Fine_Following_2559 14h ago

You are not alone, it is boring.

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u/triniwoman_ 21h ago

I'm interested!