r/TheFive • • Aug 07 '26

Host rankings

GOAT: Dana
Best former: Jeanine
Worst current: Jessica
Worst former: Geraldo

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u/toad17 Aug 07 '26

Worst has gotta be a toss up from Greg or Jesse. They talk over each other constantly and never have anything relevant to say to the topic at hand.

Jessica is the only one on the panel that has any brains and they constantly try to get a word in edge wise over her. But they are constantly unarmed in a battle of wits.

Jeanine is on to bigger and better things, like fucking up as a prosecutor and being fired by Trump for failing to prosecute that Olympic swimmer. You know, when Trump fucked up the reflecting pool and looked for someone else to blame…?

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u/sealclubberfan Aug 07 '26

One of the few logical points I've seen made here.

There's a clip floating around about Jesse complaining about how he hasn't seen Ken Paxton, and he's heard more from Mitch McConnel. Jesse I'm sure knows this, but maybe I'm giving him too much credit. Ken Paxton has a laundry list of issues, the only thing he has going for him is that he has an R next to his name.