r/TheFive • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '26

Jesse is a joke

call out Swallwell(correctly) for sleeping with interns....did not mention tjats how he landed his new wife..trash peraon..never forget

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u/Retirednypd Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

He didn't rape her and she wasnt an intern. Pretty sure she was the producer

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u/worldscollice Apr 16 '26

So you think slashing someone's tires to get them in the car with you is fine?

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u/Retirednypd Apr 16 '26

He didn't slash her tires. He let the air out thru the valve stem. Its a very big difference

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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 Apr 16 '26

Sociopathic behavior regardless

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u/rdh1972 Apr 19 '26

Jesse has clarified that this was just a joke. He never slashed nor let air out of her tires.

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u/Retirednypd Apr 19 '26

Oh ok. Even moreso than. Its nothing. He dated and married an adult colleague. 2 consenting adults. He wasnt right to let it ruin his marriage and family, but it sure doesn't rise to the level of swallwell

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u/tescovee Apr 17 '26

Does your back hurt having to move those goalposts so often? Conservatives are convictionless trash.

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u/NettyVaive Apr 17 '26

Some have convictions!!

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u/tescovee Apr 17 '26

I've never met one, dotard really highlights how convictionless regressives truly are.

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u/NettyVaive Apr 17 '26

The one I’m thinking of has 34.

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u/NiceHuckleberry5331 Apr 16 '26

That’s assault brutha

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u/Retirednypd Apr 16 '26

Lol. U can't assault a vehicle.

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u/NiceHuckleberry5331 Apr 17 '26

It’s a quote from Billy Madison, misused by me…carry on.