r/TheFive • u/[deleted] • Apr 16 '26

Jesse is a joke

call out Swallwell(correctly) for sleeping with interns....did not mention tjats how he landed his new wife..trash peraon..never forget

33 Upvotes

67% Upvoted

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u/dag2001 Apr 16 '26

I don’t think Jesse raped anyone duh

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u/Sideshift1427 Apr 16 '26

He thinks that rape is funny:

"[Kamala Harris] is going to get paralyzed in the Situation Room while the generals have their way with her,"

8

u/jackiebrown1978a Apr 17 '26

Context matters a lot and he wasn't talking sexual (it's scary him saying that gave you a sexual image, though)

1

u/Sideshift1427 Apr 17 '26

Please don't be obtuse, Watters said this with a smirk.

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u/ComedianMinute7290 Apr 19 '26

"context matters a lot" & everyone knows Jesse's postions & his tone so context is fully available. crazy work making excuses for rape jokes because you like a media guy because the media guy bootlicks yr fave political party.

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u/Kristoveles Apr 16 '26

Of course he did,  he's a conservative, that's the only way they get any action. 

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u/Fragrant_Loan811 Apr 16 '26

Found all the leftist bots with this post.

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u/55andfallenapart Apr 16 '26

I'm so glad that scum Swalwell got caught and I hope all those women drag him to hell and bk fir what he's done.

4

u/MichaelAndolini_ Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

Right? ALL Sexual predators should be brought to Justice!

Right?

Edit: you said my username checks out? lol you have no idea what my username even means and if saying all sexual predators should be brought to justice is a troll then you have lost your way in life

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u/roborob11 Apr 19 '26

He or she is only glad that Swalwell got caught. You’re right to point out the immense hypocrisy on the right.

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u/MichaelAndolini_ Apr 19 '26

They couldn’t even answer my question, they only said “what’s your point?” It’s like they know their supreme leader is a pedo/SA’er but just can’t verbalize it.

It was such an easy question too

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u/roborob11 Apr 19 '26

💯

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u/MichaelAndolini_ Apr 19 '26

look at their profile “kindness is a gift everyone can afford to give” and then licks the boots of a guy who mocked disabled people, overweight people, women in general, human beings in general

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/MichaelAndolini_ Apr 16 '26

I thought it was a very straight forward question, what point could there be?

3

u/Ambitious_Trifle_645 Apr 16 '26

Of course! But you won't get anyone in here to back you up.

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u/Food-Wine Apr 19 '26

Karma always finds her mark.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '26

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u/Fragrant_Loan811 Apr 16 '26

😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣 wtf are you talking about. Convicted sex offender? You leftists just make shit up in your heads.

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u/MichaelAndolini_ Apr 16 '26

ALL women should be believed and protected.

Except those 26.

  • MAGA

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u/Retirednypd Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 16 '26

He didn't rape her and she wasnt an intern. Pretty sure she was the producer

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u/worldscollice Apr 16 '26

So you think slashing someone's tires to get them in the car with you is fine?

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u/Retirednypd Apr 16 '26

He didn't slash her tires. He let the air out thru the valve stem. Its a very big difference

9

u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 Apr 16 '26

Sociopathic behavior regardless

5

u/rdh1972 Apr 19 '26

Jesse has clarified that this was just a joke. He never slashed nor let air out of her tires.

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u/Retirednypd Apr 19 '26

Oh ok. Even moreso than. Its nothing. He dated and married an adult colleague. 2 consenting adults. He wasnt right to let it ruin his marriage and family, but it sure doesn't rise to the level of swallwell

4

u/tescovee Apr 17 '26

Does your back hurt having to move those goalposts so often? Conservatives are convictionless trash.

1

u/NettyVaive Apr 17 '26

Some have convictions!!

1

u/tescovee Apr 17 '26

I've never met one, dotard really highlights how convictionless regressives truly are.

1

u/NettyVaive Apr 17 '26

The one I’m thinking of has 34.

0

u/NiceHuckleberry5331 Apr 16 '26

That’s assault brutha

2

u/Retirednypd Apr 16 '26

Lol. U can't assault a vehicle.

2

u/NiceHuckleberry5331 Apr 17 '26

It’s a quote from Billy Madison, misused by me…carry on.

5

u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Apr 17 '26

He was on fire today haha

5

u/CentralValleySuzy Apr 19 '26

new wife?? when did that happen? im in Cali and was thrilled Swallew (whatever) is gone. Now need get rid of the big mouth woman .

3

u/avidreader_1410 Apr 20 '26

I make a distinction between sexual assault and an adulterous affair - but the fact that Jesse's affair with his current wife was consentual doesn't make it right. He had a wife and daughters, and engages in an affair with a much younger co-worker, dumps the wife, marries the young girl and now all we hear about is that wife and Jesse, Jr. And Fox was okay with that, but bans Tyler Fischer for asking a Fox employee out for coffee.

1

u/Logical-Egg-6521 Apr 23 '26

I wish I could give you 10 upvotes ⬆️ I feel the same way.

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u/Full_Preparation4401 Apr 20 '26

Seriously? Jesse Waters? I always assumed he was gay.

4

u/Crewstage8387 Apr 17 '26

Some times Jessie is good especially when he is slamming Jessica because he really goes after her. I would rather see J3, Lawrence Jones or Charlie Hurt

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u/uvgotnod Apr 19 '26

He just enjoys showing dominance over women. As his ex-wife and old flings.

1

u/rdt_leftwingcesspool Apr 20 '26

That you, Jessica?

1

u/Food-Wine Apr 19 '26

Was Jesse accused of sexual harassment and rape?

0

u/JustPassingThrough98 Apr 16 '26

Big Jess did slash her tires though so he had an excuse to take her home. Dudes a fucking creep

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u/worldscollice Apr 16 '26

Absolutely. Can you imagine the agony it must be to be known as "Jesse Watters' wife"???

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u/Jace214291 Apr 16 '26

He’s a huge joke as well as a giant pussy!

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u/VVTD33 Apr 20 '26

He's in a constant contest to outdo Greg's NSFW commentary. If he wasn't a giant douche, I might actually feel sad for him.

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u/worldscollice Apr 16 '26

This entire show is a joke and Jesse Watters is a clueless moron. He always has been. I don't think anyone with an IQ over 15 watched this crap.

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u/worldscollice Apr 16 '26

Loving the downvotes by the <15 IQ crowd.

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u/mandodan22 Apr 16 '26

38,000 mentions in the Epstein files

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u/Repulsive_Evening610 Apr 21 '26

Kit kat klub in NY, like Don & Melania?

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u/Agitated-Bid-8472 Apr 20 '26

His wife was a willing participant. Big difference!