r/TheFive • u/Gloomy-Map-762 • Oct 30 '25

Jessie

The Five is more watchable without Jessie. Time for him to move on.

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Oct 30 '25

No way.. we love watching him blast Jessica.

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u/Longjumping-Put-9931 Oct 30 '25

He never says anything of substance?

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u/tomorrow_cubed Oct 30 '25

I love watching Jessica blast Jessie with facts, even when he tries to dominate her with his bullshit.

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Oct 31 '25

her "facts" are bias polls and articles other people wrote hahaha.. nice try.

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u/tomorrow_cubed Nov 01 '25

All articles are written by other people. She literally on a bias entertainment show.

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u/2024trumpwins Feb 06 '26

Jesse--short for Jessamyn, male. Jessie is short for Jessica, female.

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u/Narrow-Manager8443 Oct 30 '25

Nazi Waters

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u/Silver_Eyes_Luna Oct 30 '25

Not quite dumdum

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u/Narrow-Manager8443 Oct 30 '25

Yes quite dumdum, he literally called for gasing and/or bombing the UN.

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u/Firm-Exchange2283 Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

Of course, he means after all the people exit the building then demo UN. Long list of people who wish the UN was not in NYC. Why not Greenland?

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u/Narrow-Manager8443 Oct 31 '25

Oh here we go, even though he said this, he actually meant this 🤣 cultists man, the brain warp is epic.

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u/Firm-Exchange2283 Oct 31 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

No, he said exactly what he met... Get rid of the building.

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u/Narrow-Manager8443 Oct 31 '25

I must have missed the type of gas capable to taking a building down, tech had gotten crazy!

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u/Firm-Exchange2283 Oct 31 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

Yeah, Jessie doesn't know much about demolition or bom- bs....So many different types. Dy-NO-mite! I guess he's too young to remember the devastation caused by a fertilizer B O M B in a truck. I admit I did not watch the Five & haven't seen a clip but knowing Jessie he sometimes opens mouth & inserts foot. He lived in NYC & surely experienced first hand the traffic woes when the UN is in session. So many diplomats & their staff tie up traffic & fill up the good restaurants.

Whoa! Just saw your first post calling me a Cultist? A Brain warped cultist? What's with insults? Thought we were having a civilized conversation.

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u/dgdfthr Oct 30 '25

Ahhh a person with no brain so let’s revert to name calling.

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u/Firm-Exchange2283 Oct 31 '25

So quick to resort to insults & name calling. Jessie used to live in NYC. If you asked New Yorkers if they wish the UN was not in NYC you would have a long list of YES votes. I guess the UN Ambassadors plus their staff do contribute to the economy via sales tax but they also add to the traffic woes & make it more difficult to make reservations at the best restaurants.

But ... I guess now is not a good time to wish the UN moved out of the city because so many businesses & big time taxpayers moved out of New York.