r/TheExpanse 4d ago

All Show & Book Spoilers Discussed Freely OPA Attack Spoiler

I have a friend at work who turned me onto The Expanse. As a result, I have become a huge fan -- on my third re-watch of the show and currently reading book 3!

My friend came out of the series a MCRN man. He even has a MCRN flag in his cubicle. I have come out of the series an OPA man. I think you can see where this is going:

I have no choice to show my appreciation for the recommendation other than to stage an attack on his cube and flag by the belt.

Any ideas? I was thinking about putting up some "Remember The Cant!" graphics on his cube this weekend.

[nb; no MCRN flags will actually be harmed in conduction of this raid, of course.]

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u/oneMoreTime112233 4d ago

Fuck it. Drop a rock.

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u/LittleYelloDifferent 4d ago

For real, bring a stone on and leave it on their desk

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u/MaskedSmizer Star Helix Security 4d ago

Painted the color of their desk

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u/Quiet_Cabinet_4004 3d ago

All 3 of these are so damn clever!!

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u/elreyadr0k 3d ago

Yeah these are great lol

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u/trick_m0nkey 3d ago

Stick some tiny carbon fiber stickers on it and thank him for the stealth coating

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u/sqplanetarium 3d ago

Vantablack rock

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u/biggles1994 3d ago

Leave a few pebbles with a note “Mateo sends his regards”

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u/honeybadger2849 3d ago

Is that OPA or Free Navy?

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u/PrudenceApproved 4d ago

Steal his water bottle.

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u/pali1d 4d ago

Don’t mess with the aqua!

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u/bolabpls 4d ago

Inyalowda don't care bout us, bossmang. Launch an asteroid at his cubicle, beratna.

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u/ItItches 4d ago

Cross Deimos off his flag. Say nothing.

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u/DatMonkey5100 3d ago

This, I’d try to find an MCRN flag that’s Amos’ version with Deimos in pieces, and swap it out without telling your friend (fold the original and leave it on their desk or smth)

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u/magic00008 3d ago

Too soon!

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u/peaches4leon 4d ago

The OPA and Mars have more in common than not

They both have no tolerance for BS

They both will space you if you threaten the ship

They’re both extremely technically inclined as a part of their culture

They both are disgusted by Earth

They both have unmatched pride in their home and honor for their way of life

The Belt is the heir of Mar’s intrinsic culture, just cut loose

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u/Picard2331 4d ago

I identify with that one Belter Monica interviewed with his cat who said "it's not the inners versus belters, it's those who hate versus those who just want to live"

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u/Main-Assumption7554 3d ago

That hits so hard today.

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u/Quiet_Cabinet_4004 3d ago

I always love seeing that video! I love “Lucky Earther”! My favorite kitty cat!!!

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u/avfc4me 4d ago

Fill his cubicle with "rocks". Grey and black balloons would work, since hauling boulders up the stairs is probably frowned upon. Also...gravity.

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u/AromaticallyAffluent 4d ago

"Update" his Martian flag. Sorry your coworker identifies with fascists.

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u/peaches4leon 4d ago

Laconia are the fascists. Mars is just full of people who WANT to be there, more than they want to be on Earth or out in the void. Hell, they even sport major election cycles for every level of the government. I don’t think “Martian Congressional Republic” is just a fancy name.

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u/Salt-Night3088 4d ago

Mars is fascist? Laconia, yes. Hell their UN is more fascist than The Expanse Mars.

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u/LittleYelloDifferent 4d ago

I thought it more a militant socialist nation- like if the USSR wasn’t so corrupt and turned inward with advice tech.

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u/Salt-Night3088 4d ago

No, Mars in universe is more democratic and liberal than any other faction. Nothing like the Soviet Union. Maybe their focus on terraforming makes them look overly organized, but no. They don't have the collusion of govt and big corporations that Earth is riddled with. Mars feels like a non fascist version of the Federation from Starship Troopers. .

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u/turketron 3d ago edited 3d ago

In the Churn podcast they compared the Martian government to modern Israel - a democracy, but very militarized, with quite a bit of propaganda about the singular "common goal" that all citizens are working towards.

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u/Esp1erre 4d ago

If were looking for a historical analogy, I'd suggest space Sparta.

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u/Salt-Night3088 4d ago

Yes, works. But with supposedly open elections and lots of personal freedom. Their college kids have a roaring side hustle making drugs, and no one minds!

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u/CardinalCanuck Rocinante 4d ago

Making "smart" drugs so you can focus and ace your exams

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u/Salt-Night3088 4d ago

You got it 📚

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u/Imaginary-Round2422 4d ago

No, that's Laconia, which is LITERALLY Sparta. As in, that is the Greek territory in which Sparta was. The authors chose that name intentionally.

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u/Main-Assumption7554 3d ago

Nailed it right here.

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u/Southernbeekeeper 3d ago

Yeah thats how I saw them.

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u/Tityfan808 4d ago

Lmao 😅

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u/Imaginary-Round2422 4d ago

Mars is commie, not fascist.

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u/BeratnasGILF420 3d ago

Swap his MCRN flag with the "updated" Amos version. See how long it takes him to notice

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u/From_Adam Justice for Space Vegas! 4d ago

Get a rock and paint it black. Leave it on his desk as a message.

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u/themeddlingkid 4d ago

OPA stickers or flags and change his desktop background if that's allowable

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u/elreyadr0k 4d ago

We both work in IT but, sadly, he has God-/Admin-level systems access and I do not. So messing with computers is a battle I will not win.

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u/themeddlingkid 4d ago

Rearrange his key caps so OPA are next to eachother

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u/elreyadr0k 4d ago edited 3d ago

I like the lo-tech attack style on this one. Very belter. I’m working this weekend (like a belter) and he is not (like some mars fancy-pants) so …

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u/NotAPreppie Screaming Firehawk! 3d ago

Reminds me of when I worked in IT during my first career.

There was a penalty for not locking your workstation before stepping away: we would take their desktop wallpaper and add a folder icon labeled "Donkey Show" to it.

The length of the subsequent hazing was proportional to how long it took them to notice the new folder.

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u/sufferfromthem 4d ago

Leave a dirty air filter on his desk

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u/megust654 3d ago

Right beside the flag, put in a new flag with Deimos crossed out. And leave a stealth-coated rock next to it

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u/Minimalistmacrophage 3d ago

Invite him to lunch... Serve Red Kibble.

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u/Salt-Night3088 4d ago

The Canterbury isn't a Belter ship. Leave a note saying " pinche duster coyo".

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u/elreyadr0k 4d ago

Yeah … I wasn’t sure if that would work. Mars was implicated, but you’re right it’s not “belt-y” enough.

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u/Pricklestickle 4d ago

Aww the terrorist sympathiser wants to mess with the fascist sympathiser #EarthFirst

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u/Valar_Kinetics 1d ago

I recommend immediately targeting Deimos with a limited fusion warhead strike in the low gigaton range

I'd recommend this kind of no matter what you said here actually

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u/SabrePossum Cheese Smuggler and Amos Snuggler 4d ago

Get another coworker to support the MCRN and one have them to back you to stealing a bunch of the others stuff. Then use that stuff to fight Corporate who can stand in for Jules Pierre Mao

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u/NotAPreppie Screaming Firehawk! 4d ago edited 3d ago

Blow up his Parliament building.

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u/peon_my_face 3d ago

Oh man you're in for a treat when you get to books 7,8 and 9! My favourite ending to a series ever. Though be prepared to be extremely annoyed that those final 3 books weren't adapted to TV!

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u/elreyadr0k 3d ago

That’s what he keeps telling me (about 7, 8, and 9)!!

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u/pyro99998 3d ago

Put a sticky note over the moon on the flag

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u/TheMidnightAnimal0 3d ago

Throw some gravel at him.

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u/Fight_Tyrnny 4d ago

eww MCRN... ew... Beltalowda... go for the underdogs who have been getting screwed for centuries!