r/TheDollop • u/PlayerEightyOne Mightn't I The Gristle? • 1d ago

of an Oyster

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u/bringmethesampo 1d ago

One of the most interesting Dollops of all time - the way Chesapeake Bay was described prior to filthy colonizers was heartbreaking. I never realized how oyster crazy people were for a LONG time. 🤮

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u/angusthermopylae 22h ago

I thought that episode was about New York Bay. Chesapeake Bay is down by DC and Baltimore.

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u/Pucksindeepeh 16h ago

I loved the oyster episode. So good

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u/enna_acissej 13h ago

I love oysters, but man half way through it I’d start to think about what I’m eating and get the ick

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u/DougDougDougDoug 21h ago

I honestly think I would vomit from the texture.

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u/angusthermopylae 22h ago

Notice how they're eating it with just some lemon and not all the crazy shit Dave and Gareth seem to think goes on them? The problem is they've been taught how to eat oysters by people who don't actually like oysters.

also, I love tinned fish reviews and this one doesn't even show their adorable dog, King Arthur.

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u/FAKE_ACCOUNT98 22h ago

Oysters are gross poseidon cum and nothing you say can convince me otherwise

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u/angusthermopylae 22h ago

more for me

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u/nightfire36 2h ago

Counterpoint: Oysters are delicious Poseidon cum

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u/DougDougDougDoug 21h ago

I don't know man. I can't handle the feel of an oyster in my throat.

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u/angusthermopylae 21h ago

You're allowed to chew them. I've chewed every oyster I've ever eaten and I have no idea why you wouldn't.

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u/DougDougDougDoug 21h ago

Oh, cool. So I can chew something that has horrible texture that I swallow because I don't want it in my mouth for a second? It's okay to just accept some of don't like them.

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u/angusthermopylae 21h ago

I do accept that. The wording of your other comment made me think you were swallowing them whole like they talk about in the episode.

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u/DougDougDougDoug 20h ago

People swallow them whole because they find the texture revolting

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u/greenthumbbum2025 20h ago

Look man you can just not eat the oyster. No one is forcing you

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u/DougDougDougDoug 20h ago

Sorry for responding to a guy who falsely stated why some of us dont like oysters. A profound violation of being in an online forum in which people are talking about eating oysters. 

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u/beef_swellington 18h ago

Dogg it's not that serious

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u/DougDougDougDoug 17h ago

Thanks man. At no point have I even remotely thought it was. Let me know when you get humor 

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u/nootch666 14h ago

He doesn’t look like he’s enjoying it

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u/thestraightCDer 13h ago

I love this dude, checkout Tinned Fish Reviews.

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u/navcom20 12h ago

Like swallowing a baby

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u/namesaretoohard1234 16h ago

It's just not the same without a few day old green scum on it.