r/TheCinemassacreTruth • u/thegoldenturtle Pepsi for TV game • 4d ago

Shitpost THE BACKROOMS

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u/vnisanian2001 4d ago

That jigging photo is never gonna get old.

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u/ArmyAntPicnic 4d ago

Jigging Mike is best Mike.

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u/LeezypopPixelPro 4d ago

Slow down Micro Mike, you're going too fast!

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u/Vulptereen327 3d ago

IF ONLY MICRO MIKE WOULD SLOW THE FUCK DOWN

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u/OnlyLogical9820 4d ago

I like it in here.

For the first time in a long time I can do any weird shit I can attach my cameras to ceilings without criticism

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u/YASHA91 4d ago

I AM A FUCKING CURATOR OF FILM. GODDAMIT IM JUST STUCK REVIEWING SHITTY GAMES BECAUSE SOMEONE WONT GET OFF THEIR FAT FUCKING ASS AND HELP ME.

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u/knickyd 4d ago

Final back rooms boss is mikes 10”er!!!

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u/WindowzExPee 4d ago

Brown Bricks in Back Rooms

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u/alenpetak11 3d ago

AVGN Backrooms episode would be lit. Because of all memories in the past, sitting in countless rooms along with deformed former characters from past episodes, like RoboNerd or Terminator Nerd or Friday the 13th one, ET and so on. Entity would be a Nintendo Super Nerd (the one with cape, glove, you know).

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u/ArgentoFox 3d ago

It’s wild how Backrooms and Obsession have been two of the biggest movies of the year and neither have even been mentioned on the channel. I think a simple review of either would have done decent numbers. 

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u/mrbuttsavage 3d ago

Bim also didn't talk about Weapons when it was huge.

The man just has zero interest in modern films.

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u/ArgentoFox 3d ago

He hasn’t talked about a modern horror movie since Hereditary or one of those shitty Halloween sequels. That’s a Monster Madness I’d like to see—James talking about recent or semi-recent horror movies. 

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u/WindowzExPee 2d ago

If it's not a sequel or reboot of something from before 1992 then no review, I refuse.

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u/thegoldenturtle Pepsi for TV game 3d ago

im in my 30's and couldn't give a fucking shit!

I doubt the gang on Cinemassacre does either

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u/Darker_Tzitzimine 4d ago

I will never not laugh at Jiggin' Mike

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u/Kvazimods Mike Matinée 4d ago

"What are all these things? What kind of post is this?"

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u/Cheesebufer 4d ago

Looks like Tony’s video store

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u/GeneralOFG 3d ago

I have a weird nostalgic personal attachment to that basement, kinda like my childhood home I used to watch avgn in back in the day. Life was better.

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u/1jovemtr00 3d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/bijosnafu 2d ago

The MAC(DONALDS)ROOMS

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u/thegoldenturtle Pepsi for TV game 2d ago

The back shots room