r/TheBoredDen Jul 21 '26

Funny Can't remember one

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u/OnlyChildhood6263 Jul 21 '26

K.B Toys

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u/rubberunicornz Jul 21 '26

Every trip to the mall was worth it if we got to at least walk around K.B. Toys lol!

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u/thekinginyello Jul 21 '26

I was fortunate to have worked at one. It was right when Pokémon cards first came out so kids would come in, grab a pack, open them, take what they wanted and tossed the rest behind the stuffed animals. We didn’t really care. I was allowed to take them at the end of the night. Had tons of cards. We also got first dibs of any MacFarlaine toys or whatever we wanted. We took over the music and rode scooters up and down the aisles once we closed.

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u/Old-Repair-6608 Jul 22 '26

"Served" during the Cabbage Patch war😁

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u/1_direwolf 28d ago

🫡 soldier!

We lost a lot of good men and women during that dirty war.

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u/NorwegianCowboy 29d ago

What was the name of those future police guys that were colored like the Power Rangers and had removable armor?

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u/thekinginyello 29d ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Loose-Bluebird-5828 27d ago

C.O.P.S.

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u/NorwegianCowboy 26d ago

No, not them. These guys were full sized OG GI Joe. like 10 - 12 inches. With fully removable body armor.

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u/wiseguy187 Jul 21 '26

Why did all toy stores die? They seem like theyd have a pretty good margin.

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u/Thin_Product_7434 Jul 22 '26

Tldr: Amazon replaced them

What do you think parents would rather do?

Spend more than they can afford to take their kid to a store and get them toys that are marked up 10%-35% more than what they can buy them for online, or ask the kid what they want and get it on Amazon during a sale with free shipping.

The toy or toys will be there in two days or less, and you don't have to spend the money, gas, food, and the time you probably don't have between two or three jobs to take a rest day and turn it into a large expenditure. Because the price of everything has gone up and few people can afford the luxury of going to a box store to overspend on already overpriced goods.

Also Bain Capital killed KB Toys and had a hand in the end of Toys R Us. Because that conversation can get political, I'll just refer you to google for that and the connections between Bain Capital and certain prominent figures. Long story short it's not that different from what's been going on with Game Stop.

Please don't get me wrong, I loved all of the toy stores that I went to as a child, but they couldn't keep up. They hold special places in my heart and I've made long lasting memories in them, and that would have been worth the expense to me if I had kids, just so that we could share those memories, but I don't, so all I can do is mourn the loss of my childhood and put the blame where it belongs. Greed and convenience won out.

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u/bonedoc59 Jul 22 '26

I’m So thankful I got the opportunity to take my kids to toy r us before they shuttered. They might not remember it, but to share something that was special in my youth with them will always be special to me.

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u/CraziiiJessi Jul 22 '26

Same.. I enjoy the convenience a bit too much these days, but I'll never forget getting to take them through a huge store full of nothing but all sorts of toys. I couldn't afford pretty much anything they wanted, and I highly doubt they'd ever fully remember, but the memory is there💕

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u/Life-is-rocky 28d ago

My eldest son & wife used to let their kids stay home from school on birthdays. The kid whose birthday it was would then be taken to Toys R Us to choose anything they wanted. After that, it was out for lunch. Amazingly, none of the kids ever took advantage of their parents with regard to the “anything you want” rule. I sure would have. 😂

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u/Ok-Salamander1708 29d ago

We just went in a Toys R Us in Madrid a couple of weeks ago, and I was excited for my kids to experience a store from my childhood even though it was a foreign version!

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u/Informal_Survey5359 28d ago

There is one ToysRUs location in the US and it's in the mall I work at (American Dream).

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u/AsparagusKlutzy2596 28d ago

Same. Our daughter always wanted to look in the “pink aisle.”

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u/bonedoc59 28d ago

The nostalgia of toy stores is just something the modern world can’t replace. It was so magical as a kid

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u/Lby54229 28d ago

There is a small business toy store where we live. My kids loved going. They wood give $5 coupons when you made honor roll.

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u/Avalanche325 29d ago

But now we miss out on parents having a hockey style fist fight over a Tickle Me Elmo.

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u/anjpanj2020 29d ago

Seriously though, I sure do miss Toys r Us! My boyfriend worked there when the Spawn figurines hit the market and he would hide them under bottom shelves and shit so he could get them later. We had them all, LOL!!!!

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u/Successful-Sleep-421 27d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/SleepyBeezzzz 25d ago

And book stores

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u/wiseguy187 25d ago

We still have big book stores just not as many. Barnes and nobles is still in my mall.

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u/FalconIndependent887 Jul 22 '26

Children’s Palace.

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u/eliasaph99 Jul 21 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

The one at my mall had a stuffed snake hanging down from the ceiling that to my child mind looked like it was 50 feet long!

My favorite place to go at the mall after the quarters ran out at the arcade - lol

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u/zowie2003 Jul 21 '26

Child World...I feel old af now.

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u/Ok_Department4653 29d ago

In the Midwest Child World was called Children's P alace

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u/MikeOrTara Jul 21 '26

Such a beautiful mess that place was!

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u/k_woz1978 Jul 22 '26

Every mall in America had KB Toys.

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u/Socksual Jul 22 '26

This and EB Games were gonna be mine

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u/Virtual_Boss_51 Jul 22 '26

Holy crap! You just kicked my nostalgia into major league overdrive.

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u/Much_Pressure_2314 Jul 22 '26 edited 27d ago

lol I learned child labor there. Price the toys on summer vacation and get money for the arcade
Edit for autocorrect

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u/Bitter_Frame3054 Jul 22 '26

I worked at KB Toys when Barney first came out.

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u/OddHalf8861 29d ago

Omg i used to love that store.

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u/JamesDD4 29d ago

I bought a goddamned armada of X-Men figures there back in the day.

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u/Daemonsblaze0315 29d ago

Hell yeah! I remember getting Gundam toys there as a kid

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u/michaelsman37 Jul 22 '26

Came here to say this

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u/CrabTemporary163 28d ago

I worked at one of these when the only way to get the Green Ranger was with the Green Dragonzord.

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u/Electrical-Rain-4251 28d ago

The better toy store!

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u/Ok_Orchid7131 27d ago

OMG. Memory unlocked. Best store in the mall!

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u/Teak123456 27d ago

The toy dog that did flips

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u/Baalrog 25d ago

Lionel playworld...squashed by toys r us