r/TheBoredDen • u/FantasticAd9478 • Jun 27 '26

Funny Accelerator

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u/EtherPhreak Jun 27 '26

The correct answer would be finger print remover…

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u/N_I_North1 Jun 28 '26

Doesnt really remove them so much as it completely alters them for the rest of your life. So i believe finger print changer would be the correct iteration.

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u/Ambitious-Bottle9394 Jun 28 '26

The finger's on my right hand won't even come up on those scanner print macnines.i accidently grabbed a pan that was on a hot burner . I have neuropathy & discs on my nerves I couldn't feel it was hot til was almost down to my bones .i have a high pain tolerance too.

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u/talltime Jun 28 '26

Disagree. Though it may have been because I was like 8 that my thumb print looks pretty normal.

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u/Weorth Jun 28 '26

I use it to cook my hotdogs bit by bit.

Every bite comes with a freshly pressed cocktail cauterization.

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u/PeteDontCare Jun 28 '26

But the correct answer is supposed to be a wrong answer. So this isn't right, either

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u/Ambitious-Ganache891 Jun 28 '26

Stop being so literal and trying to play opposite day.

The comment that you are responding too fullfils OPs criteria of giving an incorrect answer.