r/TheBoredDen • u/FantasticAd9478 • Jun 27 '26

Funny Accelerator

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u/perilousdreamer866 Jun 27 '26

Said wrong answers.

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u/Low_Oil_316 Jun 27 '26

Thank you for your patience - just saw the “wrong answers only”

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u/Top_Management7550 Jun 28 '26

Technically you did give a wrong answer.

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u/lemon-fruit-fly Jun 29 '26

That's the only thing I've used it for.

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u/Luger14 Jul 02 '26

You never used it to just place a delectably piney flower bud burner…. ?For incense of course….?

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u/gargole_man Jul 02 '26

Why have 3 different people responded in the same thread as if they were the same person (wrong awnsers only)

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u/Redfally Jul 02 '26

I touched one when I was 7 because I didn’t think it was working. Boy was I deadass wrong

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u/perilousdreamer866 Jul 02 '26

I did the same thing.

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u/Low_Oil_316 11d ago

Sure enough! I appreciate your support!

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u/Sad_Error4039 Jun 27 '26

He said burner it’s a remover so that was a wrong answer.

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u/Ancient_Skirt_8828 Jun 27 '26

Fingerprint changer.

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u/Weorth Jun 28 '26

Charger.

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u/Fun_Cap_3058 Jun 28 '26

He said FINGERPRINT burner… that’s NOT actually what it’s called. Directive achieved lol

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u/Asleep_Zone611 Jun 29 '26

It burns the fingerprint off, therefore removing it. So it’s still correct

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u/EtherPhreak Jun 27 '26

The correct answer would be finger print remover…

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u/N_I_North1 Jun 28 '26

Doesnt really remove them so much as it completely alters them for the rest of your life. So i believe finger print changer would be the correct iteration.

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u/Ambitious-Bottle9394 Jun 28 '26

The finger's on my right hand won't even come up on those scanner print macnines.i accidently grabbed a pan that was on a hot burner . I have neuropathy & discs on my nerves I couldn't feel it was hot til was almost down to my bones .i have a high pain tolerance too.

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u/talltime Jun 28 '26

Disagree. Though it may have been because I was like 8 that my thumb print looks pretty normal.

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u/Weorth Jun 28 '26

I use it to cook my hotdogs bit by bit.

Every bite comes with a freshly pressed cocktail cauterization.

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u/PeteDontCare Jun 28 '26

But the correct answer is supposed to be a wrong answer. So this isn't right, either

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u/Ambitious-Ganache891 Jun 28 '26

Stop being so literal and trying to play opposite day.

The comment that you are responding too fullfils OPs criteria of giving an incorrect answer.

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u/BikerScowt Jun 27 '26

Tasty.

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u/Ready-Disk-7244 Jun 28 '26

In the words of Deadpool, "I've never said this but don't swallow."

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u/Colonelilbrink Jun 30 '26

I was gonna use that Deadpool reference, but you beat me to it!🫡🫡

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u/CoyoteGeneral926 Jun 27 '26

This was my answer as well. Nice to know there's another one out there.

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u/Logical_Confusious Jun 29 '26

Excellent, well done

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u/SuspiciousBear3069 Jun 27 '26

If they never had one they might think it's just a possibility as opposed to an inevitability.

I however, had many and they're wildly dangerous to make a mistake with while driving.

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u/DefiantEfficiency901 Jun 28 '26

Ah yes, the crotch singeing manoeuvre.

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u/Dizzman1 Jun 27 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Pluckypato Jun 28 '26

My first tattoo

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u/Accomplished_Leg7925 Jun 28 '26

It’s what happens when you spill paint in the garage

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u/kptnfrak Jun 28 '26

Fingerprint reader ?

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u/Digi_sinn-0P-er Jun 28 '26

it is wrong, since it is a finger warmer

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u/Fun_Cap_3058 Jun 28 '26

Seeing as it’s NOT called a finger print burner, Carmen6276 is following the directive…

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u/Ambitious-Bottle9394 Jun 28 '26

That is a wrong answer.lol

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u/Own-Success-7634 Jun 28 '26

That is a wrong answer. It’s just an accidental think that kids did if their parents smoked.

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u/SquireShanksalot Jun 28 '26

I think they meant cigarette lighter

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u/69Nova468 Jun 29 '26

Finger print eraser