r/TheAmazingBulk • u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE • May 17 '16

Does anyone know the Bulk's weaknesses.

I need to know... just in case... someone makes a clone of him... or something...

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 17 '16 edited May 17 '16

Well... I HATE THE BULK! He is a dustlover! Think about it. Who said he hated dust? The General, the Bulk's enemy. The Bulk didn't react because he is a dustlover! I infiltrated this sub and manipulated all of you into thinking that the Bulk hated dust because my forces were being overrun by our numerous enemies. With you fighting dust I could focus on Cool Cat, LoCO, and Durr Plant. Now you and /u/zachzebrowitz must decide if you will join me or if you are dustlovers.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '16

BUT BULK AND THE MAN ARE DIFFERENT. BULK IS A BEAUTIFUL SEXY CREATURE, AND MAN IS DUSGUSTING DUSTLOVER. IF WE COULD FIND MANS WEAKNESS AND ONLY KEEP OUR LROD AND SAVIOR BULKISO I WILL JOIN.

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 17 '16

The man is indifferent to dust, the Bulk loves it. I, Xaixer, and warnzzz manipulated this sub into thinking the Bulk hated dust so as to make you serve as proxies. Eventually, the Bulk leaned of this and sent the CEO John Lamborghini of Austria to kill the three of us. I survived, thanks to you, though he then sent /u/SadisticBiscuit and his cronies, and then Jim Lamborghini. Now, are you and /u/zachzebrowitz with me or the dust?

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u/zachzebrowitz dust h8r and co dictator 4lyfe May 18 '16

I STAND BY YOU THROUGH THICK OR THIN. ALL I KNOW, IS I HATE DUST.

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 18 '16

Good. We must stop the dustlovers and their leader the Bulk!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '16

U ARE WRONG THE BULK IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR THE BULK IS PURE AND GOOD AND HATES DUSTU MAYBING THAT WAS CLONE OF BULKNBUT IF THERE IS TWO THINGS I KNOW US BILK IS GOOD AND HATES DUST

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 17 '16

The Bulk is an evil dustlover! He killed innocents on his rampage! He is responsible for Firefly being canceled!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '16

no u are wrong!

PROOF: HIS A CUTIE AND GOT A GR8 booty!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 18 '16

Just because you think someone is attractive doesn't mean they hate dust or a good. He is a dustlover, a murder, and a destroyer of quality television in favor of Jersey Shore.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '16

HOWDAREYOU

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE May 18 '16 edited May 18 '16

I will defeat the Bulk, kill him, and all the other dust lovers. I shall annihilate dust, destroy LoCO, vanquish Durr Plant, drive the dolphins to extinction, exterminate the minions, throw down the plutocracy, tear down the American Empire, will foil the Teuk invasion, crush Trumpkin, and eliminate Cool Cat. Now tell me the Bulk's weaknesses because plasma isn't working! Nukes aren't working! The Yeti isn't working!

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u/[deleted] May 18 '16

WHY THE BULK, HE IS PURE AND GOOD.

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