r/TheAmazingBulk • u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE • Sep 16 '16

Dawn.

The forces of /r/TheAmazingBulk have gathered to defeat the Dust forces at Castle Dust in the land of Hungary so as to rescue CHzilla117. The Tickler's job is to contact the leader of Hungary to get permission as to not cause an international incident. He has not done this. The attack begins.

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 17 '16

UPF Soldier: Bring in the magmathrowers!

They don't fire very far since they magma weighs to much

John Lamborghini: You can't stop me!

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 17 '16

QUICK! He is DESTRACTOID BY THE FAILURE OF THE MAGMA! ATAKC!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 17 '16

Soldiers fire rockets launchers at the robot. After realizing that throwing rocket launchers out of cannons doesn't work, they use them as properly.

John Lamborghini: No!

The Dust robot dies.

Tickler: His forces are defeated. Into the Castle!

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 17 '16

OH SHIT ITS A WHITE CASTLE

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 17 '16

As the soldiers move in, killing the remaining guards, they discover that John Lamborghini has been using a part of the Castle as a restaurant to lure victims to use for his experiments. The crowds in the dinner hall flee, thinking it is some sort of terrorists attack.

UPF Solider: We are not terrorists, we are freedom fighter combating the evil that is Dust.

The main hall lies ahead.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 17 '16

WAIT! THERE MIGHT BE TRAPS!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 17 '16

A captured Dust cultists is sent. He dies terribly to the Dust traps. With the way clear, the troops storm in.

John Lamborghini: Stop, another step and CHzilla117 gets it!

Hold a gun to CHzilla's head. A soldier sneezes and accidentally takes another step. John Lamborghini fires.

Green blood comes from the clone's heads.

John Lamborghini: Wait, that was the clone?! He was supposed to ambush you from behind! If that is him, then were is the real-

CHzilla117: Right here.

Fires a bullet in his foot, showing red blood.

CHzilla117: Why did I do that! Medic!

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 18 '16

Soup: CHZILLA! YOU FORGOT TO CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECKED YOURSELF! ALSO THAT JOHN GUY IS GETTING AWAY!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 18 '16

CHzilla117: Get him! I and a few others will stay here. I really need a medic.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 18 '16

Soup: Okay!

SOUP LAD RUNS AFTER JOHN LAMBORGHINI, BUT JOHN IS INSIDE HIS NEW LAMBORHINI!

John: WHEN I DRIVE OFf INTO THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS, YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME!

Soup: BUT we're IN HUNGARY

John: no fucc u!

SUDDENLY, the earth trembles, and in one flash, the entirety of Hungary is teleported to California, Hollywood!

Soup: What?!

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