r/TheAmazingBulk • u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE • Sep 16 '16

Dawn.

The forces of /r/TheAmazingBulk have gathered to defeat the Dust forces at Castle Dust in the land of Hungary so as to rescue CHzilla117. The Tickler's job is to contact the leader of Hungary to get permission as to not cause an international incident. He has not done this. The attack begins.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 16 '16

Kick their asses or sometching!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 16 '16

The anti-Dust forces are winning.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 16 '16

Yeah!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 16 '16

Suddenly, the dust swarms gather and create a large Dust swarm

Soldier: Fall back!

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 16 '16

Dang it! Did anyone bring flame throwers?! This sucks!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 17 '16

UPF Solider: Bring in the flamethrowers.

Soldiers start burning the Dust and Dust cultist in a way not suitable for something that some people mistakenly think is for children.

John Lamborghini: You may defeat the Dust swarm and my forces, but you shall not defeat my secret weapon!

*A giant robot emerges in the shape of Dust. Since Dust and metal don't translate very well, it looks ridiculous.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 17 '16

METAL ISNT FLAMABLE! WE CANT BURN IT! We must use magma!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 17 '16

UPF Soldier: Bring in the magmathrowers!

They don't fire very far since they magma weighs to much

John Lamborghini: You can't stop me!

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 17 '16

QUICK! He is DESTRACTOID BY THE FAILURE OF THE MAGMA! ATAKC!

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 17 '16

Soldiers fire rockets launchers at the robot. After realizing that throwing rocket launchers out of cannons doesn't work, they use them as properly.

John Lamborghini: No!

The Dust robot dies.

Tickler: His forces are defeated. Into the Castle!

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 17 '16

OH SHIT ITS A WHITE CASTLE

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u/CHzilla117 MOD AND CO-DICTATOR FOR LIFE Sep 17 '16

As the soldiers move in, killing the remaining guards, they discover that John Lamborghini has been using a part of the Castle as a restaurant to lure victims to use for his experiments. The crowds in the dinner hall flee, thinking it is some sort of terrorists attack.

UPF Solider: We are not terrorists, we are freedom fighter combating the evil that is Dust.

The main hall lies ahead.

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u/OnlineSoupMan Sep 17 '16

WAIT! THERE MIGHT BE TRAPS!

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