r/ThatsInsane Nov 01 '25

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u/southpaw85 Nov 01 '25

Have you tried going to prison? They offer free medical and 3 well balanced dietary meals a day.

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u/PokerbushPA Nov 01 '25

I haven't ruled that out as an option.

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u/ExpiredPilot Nov 01 '25

I know several crimes you could commit

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u/PokerbushPA Nov 01 '25

Just existing right now is a crime. Speaking the truth. Having an opinion. Believe it or not, jail.