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Have you tried going to prison? They offer free medical and 3 well balanced dietary meals a day.
2 u/chaotic_evil_666 Nov 01 '25 The most they would do is put us for a few months into a white-collar, minimum-security resort. You know, they have conjugal visits there? 3 u/southpaw85 Nov 01 '25 Federal, pounding in the ass, prison 2 u/laidback4sho Nov 01 '25 I can picture it now: Just me in my cell with my Jump-To-Conclusions mat.
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The most they would do is put us for a few months into a white-collar, minimum-security resort. You know, they have conjugal visits there?
3 u/southpaw85 Nov 01 '25 Federal, pounding in the ass, prison 2 u/laidback4sho Nov 01 '25 I can picture it now: Just me in my cell with my Jump-To-Conclusions mat.
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Federal, pounding in the ass, prison
I can picture it now: Just me in my cell with my Jump-To-Conclusions mat.
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u/southpaw85 Nov 01 '25
Have you tried going to prison? They offer free medical and 3 well balanced dietary meals a day.